Dear ligerliger...

[ligerliger]

"Can I take my bike off some sweet jumps without shocks & pegs"
"Can i have some of your tots?"
"I bought a game system for no reason, recommend some games"
"Can i have some of your tots?"
"So are we like friends now? You have my back and all?"

FRIGGIN' IDIOTS... GOSH! You have questions? Me & Pedro offer you our protection. Let me put my sweet bostaff skills to work for you. I'm training to be a cage fighter. Don't drink 1% because you don't have to. Let me teach you to make yourself a darn quesa-dill-a...or GOSH whatever you feel like you wanna do. Ask any questions you want. Pedro and me have all the sweet answers.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Dear ligerliger,

This has some good potential, but also some great potential to go horribly horribly wrong. Are you going to blow it? How do you plan on keeping it fresh and not too played out (which it probably already is).

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incredibly weak, abort now!

[jakethebake]

Hmmmmmmm.....? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[BreakEvenPlayer]

Please use your roommates as a screening committee and tell them to proofread your post ideas for humor before you hit the "submit" button on your browser.

When you show them a post like this and they look at you weird and then say "That's gay," then you will know it's time to go back to the drawing board.

[tbach24]

Napoleon make yourself a dang k-sah-dill-ah

[ligerliger]

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incredibly weak, abort now!

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You have the worst reflexes of all time.

[ligerliger]

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Hmmmmmmm.....? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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You guys are retarded!

[ligerliger]

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Please use your roommates as a screening committee and tell them to proofread your post ideas for humor before you hit the "submit" button on your browser.

When you show them a post like this and they look at you weird and then say "That's gay," then you will know it's time to go back to the drawing board.

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You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

[ligerliger]

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Napoleon make yourself a dang k-sah-dill-ah

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Gross! Freakin' idiot!

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Please use your roommates as a screening committee and tell them to proofread your post ideas for humor before you hit the "submit" button on your browser.

When you show them a post like this and they look at you weird and then say "That's gay," then you will know it's time to go back to the drawing board.

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You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

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You've already blown it. Quit now.

[tbach24]

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Napoleon make yourself a dang k-sah-dill-ah

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Gross! Freakin' idiot!

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UGH! Uncle Rico, Grandma called and she wants you to leave now.

[ligerliger]

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Please use your roommates as a screening committee and tell them to proofread your post ideas for humor before you hit the "submit" button on your browser.

When you show them a post like this and they look at you weird and then say "That's gay," then you will know it's time to go back to the drawing board.

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You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

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You've already blown it. Quit now.

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What the heck are you even talking about?

[ligerliger]

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Napoleon make yourself a dang k-sah-dill-ah

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Gross! Freakin' idiot!

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UGH! Uncle Rico, Grandma called and she wants you to leave now.

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I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!

[2+2 wannabe]

[censored] you're a [censored] idiot

[ligerliger]

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[censored] you're a [censored] idiot

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Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!

[tbach24]

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Napoleon make yourself a dang k-sah-dill-ah

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Gross! Freakin' idiot!

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UGH! Uncle Rico, Grandma called and she wants you to leave now.

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I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!

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I can throw this football over them mountains.

[The Stranger]

Dear ligerliger,

I have never seen the film you are referencing, nor do I care to. Blow me.

[tbach24]

Napoleon Dynamite pwns. Actually it's not a very good movie, but INSANELY quotable.

[ligerliger]

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Dear ligerliger,

I have never seen the film you are referencing, nor do I care to. Blow me.

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How long did it take you to grow that moustache?

[ligerliger]

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Napoleon Dynamite pwns. Actually it's not a very good movie, but INSANELY quotable.

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Heck yes!

[gorie]

dear ligerliger,

can you pull me into town ?

[Bulldog]

You can make this many posts in like five seconds!

[tworooks]

Ironically I was thinking about making a "Dear tworooks" thread earlier today.

[tbach24]

Dear tworooks,

How do I make a sex object out of a banana? Also, how do I get this cyber-nanny crap off my computer?

Thanks,

Ted

[jakethebake]

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Ironically I was thinking about making a "Dear tworooks" thread earlier today.

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well at least u werent going to create a lam-o gimmick account to do it.

[tworooks]

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Dear tworooks,

How do I make a sex object out of a banana? Also, how do I get this cyber-nanny crap off my computer?

Thanks,

Ted

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That's why I didn't, knew that and also "How do I run a casino out of my mom's basement" is one you forgot. But really, I read Dear Abby everyday, and I'd have to say I give stunningly good advice.

[tbach24]

lol I was just messing with you.

What's Dear Abby?

Also, what'd you end up giving that girl for her bday?

[jakethebake]

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What's Dear Abby?

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u scare me sometimes, tbach.

[tbach24]

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What's Dear Abby?

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u scare me sometimes, tbach.

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[tworooks]

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Also, what'd you end up giving that girl for her bday?

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heh, a gift card to Hollister. I felt like an idiot when her other friends got actual presents, until her best friend just handed her $20 in cash, no card or anything, which made me look a little better. Also I didn't feel like buying a real card, so I just made one, it was pretty cool though.
She so wants my balls, time to reel her in.

[siccjay]

This is pretty much the worst gimmick account ever made.

[nolanfan34]

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This is pretty much the worst gimmick account ever made.

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Thank you, someone else agrees.

[gorie]

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This is pretty much the worst gimmick account ever made.

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like anyone can even know that.

[nolanfan34]

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This is pretty much the worst gimmick account ever made.

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like anyone can even know that.

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OK, so that's not completely quantifiable. BUT, a good gimmick account doesn't create threads (sup bro was an exception). It lurks, popping up in threads where appropriate.

A good example of this was Iceman. He didn't post much, but if there was a thread with "best song lyrics", he'd pop in with the lyrics to "Danger Zone". Now that's comedy.

[theredwave]

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What's Dear Abby?

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Must not read the paper much. Or at least anything outside of sports and comics.

[tbach24]

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What's Dear Abby?

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Must not read the paper much. Or at least anything outside of sports and comics.

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I nevvvver read the newspaper. Everything is online now.

[tbach24]

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This is pretty much the worst gimmick account ever made.

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like anyone can even know that.

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OK, so that's not completely quantifiable. BUT, a good gimmick account doesn't create threads (sup bro was an exception). It lurks, popping up in threads where appropriate.

A good example of this was Iceman. He didn't post much, but if there was a thread with "best song lyrics", he'd pop in with the lyrics to "Danger Zone". Now that's comedy.

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I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that "like anyone can ever know that" is from ND. I don't recall it though.

You're right about gimmick accounts btw.

[gorie]

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This is pretty much the worst gimmick account ever made.

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like anyone can even know that.

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OK, so that's not completely quantifiable. BUT, a good gimmick account doesn't create threads (sup bro was an exception). It lurks, popping up in threads where appropriate.

A good example of this was Iceman. He didn't post much, but if there was a thread with "best song lyrics", he'd pop in with the lyrics to "Danger Zone". Now that's comedy.

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Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.

[kerssens]

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This is pretty much the worst gimmick account ever made.

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like anyone can even know that.

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OK, so that's not completely quantifiable. BUT, a good gimmick account doesn't create threads (sup bro was an exception). It lurks, popping up in threads where appropriate.

A good example of this was Iceman. He didn't post much, but if there was a thread with "best song lyrics", he'd pop in with the lyrics to "Danger Zone". Now that's comedy.

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Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.

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Goonies is better. And more quotable.....come on!..do it! come on! do it!

[siccjay]

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This is pretty much the worst gimmick account ever made.

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like anyone can even know that.

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YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED!