Digging your nose

[Reef]

Hypothetical question.

It's 2 in the afternoon. You're in your car and stop at a red light. You decide your nose has been bothering you for too long and proceed to dig the intruders out. You don't realize it, but a sports car full of hot run-way models pulled up beside you and are now pointing/laughing.

What's your move?

[Bradyams]

Eat the boogers.

[Sponger15SB]

Eat it

[Sponger15SB]

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Eat the boogers.

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dammit, beat me to it

[Bradyams]

Well, it is the only obvious choice. Honestly, what are you gonna do that somehow makes you look cool? It's over, you might as well go out with a bang.

[kerssens]

Something kinda similar happened to me, except totally different. I finished a workout and tried to open one of those Myoplex drinks. I forgot to shake it up before opening it so I had to put my thumb over the opening and shake. I shook it up between my legs under the steering wheel and I look over and this pretty hot girl was looking over and chuckling. I guess it looked like I was whackin' it.

[James Boston]

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Hypothetical question.

It's 2 in the afternoon. You're in your car and stop at a red light. You decide your nose has been bothering you for too long and proceed to dig the intruders out. You don't realize it, but a sports car full of hot run-way models pulled up beside you and are now pointing/laughing.

What's your move?


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Is this a real dilemma you have, or are you just puzzled by the Seinfeld episode where a very similar occurence takes place?

[Richie Rich]

Flick it at them. Or eat it.

[groo]

Offer it to them.

[TimM]

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What's your move?

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My move is:

One star

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[Blarg]

Wipe it on your forehead for safekeeping, and go get the rest of them out.

[West]

Right before I clicked over to the Other Other Topics page, I was sarcastically thinking to myself, "what useless/trash topics will be on the front page this time, probably someone asking what the best way is to pick their nose", then first thing I see is "Digging your nose". Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

[stankybank]

roll down your windows and flick the boogers in their direction.

[Blackjack]

It's not like they've never done it. Tell them at least I don't make myself throw up after every meal and then race them.

Blackjack

[oreogod]

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...a sports car full of hot run-way models pulled up beside you.....

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You never had a chance, regardless.

Why is it 2 in the afternoon?

[Blackjack]

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...a sports car full of hot run-way models pulled up beside you.....

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You never had a chance, regardless.

Why is it 2 in the afternoon?

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They just ate and purged themselves and are trying to dry the wet vomit in their hair with a convertible ride?

[Reef]

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Is this a real dilemma you have, or are you just puzzled by the Seinfeld episode where a very similar occurence takes place?

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neither. It just dawned on me

[Reef]

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Right before I clicked over to the Other Other Topics page, I was sarcastically thinking to myself, "what useless/trash topics will be on the front page this time, probably someone asking what the best way is to pick their nose", then first thing I see is "Digging your nose". Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

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ahh, that would've been complete thread pwnage

[Mark It Zero!]

you make the motion as if you're going to eat it, mouth wide open... do "the airplane" with your boogered pinky, bring it in nice and slow, but right before it gets to the landing strip you shake your head no and offer it to them

[JaBlue]

that is a bold faced lie!

[Russ McGinley]

Offer it to them, and then when they refuse, say "What good is mining nose-gold if I can't share it with the townsfolk!"

[treeofwisdom7]

go home and play poker... girls -EV

[groo]

-EV but soooooooo much fun /images/graemlins/grin.gif