breaking news

[snakehead]

WASHINGTON D.C. (REUTERS)

Early this morning a devastating fire burned down the personal library of President George W. Bush. Tragically, both books were lost in the conflagration.

[Zeno]

"Tragically, both books were lost in the conflagration."

Which were:
Cat in the Hat and Green Eggs and Ham?


-Zeno

[Boris]

"Tragically, both books were lost in the conflagration."

Well if that conflagration thinger didn't get those books they would have burned for sure anyways.

[andyfox]

I understand that Bush today said that if the United States goes to war with Iraq there will be "severe consequences" for Saddam Hussein.

Gee, ya think?

[brad]

its ok since newspeak 19.0 comes out next week.

[Boris]

oh boy! I'm double plus happy.

[HDPM]

No, Old Testament and New Testament. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

Shhhhhh. I could lose my Republican card for that one.

[snakehead]

actually, rumor has it that due to his hectic schedule, the president never got around to coloring in one of the books.