You REALLY Wouldn't Hit It?

[Tron]

Usually in every hot chick thread we have there is someone who says "Oh man, look at her cheekbones, I wouldn't touch her" or "Her boobs are too big, I wouldn't hit it" and is immediately called gay and/or crazy.

However, I was thinking, I really, really wouldn't hook up with Drew Barrymore, not even because of her celebrity status.

Name someone of celebrity status that you honestly think you wouldn't hook up with give the opportunity.

I think this should be good because it will include lots of picture of hot girls and merciless mockery.

[ThaSaltCracka]

Tara Reid or Britney Spears.

[PoBoy321]

http://www.goldengirlscentral.com/bSophia.jpg

She's just way too skinny.

[Blarg]

I guess we're picking women that at least some big percentage of people is supposed to think are really hot, or was a while ago or something.

First choice for me is Madonna. I never thought she was that great looking, and her voice even talking is flat out annoying. Don't care for her teeth much either. Feh. Just really not special, to me.

Pam Anderson has often seemed way too brassy and plastic to me, but then again sometimes she'll wind up looking great, even human.

[Tron]

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Tara Reid or Britney Spears.

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Hold on. Is this pre- or post-Federline Britney?

[thatpfunk]

I would bang most celebrities just to have banged them.

[ethan]

roseanne barr.

[pudley4]

Sarah Jessica Parker.

**neeeeeeeeeeiiiggghhhhhhhhhhh**

[hoopsie44]

Gwyneth Paltrow. Broad has no ass, no ta-ta's, and she named her kid Apple to boot.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Tara Reid or Britney Spears.

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Hold on. Is this pre- or post-Federline Britney?

[/ QUOTE ]we are obviously taking about celebs in their current state.

[hoopsie44]

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roseanne barr.

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I think you're missing the point of this whole exercise.

[Blarg]

Yeah I agree. She has a hot body, but that girl is facially handicapped.

I think this is the kind of girl we're supposed to think is cute "because it's good for us" or something. The kind of woman other women want you to want.

[Tron]

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Tara Reid or Britney Spears.

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Hold on. Is this pre- or post-Federline Britney?

[/ QUOTE ]we are obviously taking about celebs in their current state.

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Okay, just making sure. Britney circa 2002 would be a bold, bold statement.

[SossMan]

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http://www.goldengirlscentral.com/bSophia.jpg

She's just way too skinny.

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ggilf?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Tara Reid or Britney Spears.

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Hold on. Is this pre- or post-Federline Britney?

[/ QUOTE ]we are obviously taking about celebs in their current state.

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Okay, just making sure. Britney circa 2002 would be a bold, bold statement.

[/ QUOTE ]clearly the only answer to someone saying that would be if they were gay.

[private joker]

Mariah Carey. I honestly think she is unattractive, and don't see what the big deal is (if any at all).

[Tron]

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clearly the only answer to someone saying that would be if they were gay.

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http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/Britney_Esquire_3.jpg

Word.

[mmbt0ne]

I don't know if there's any "hot" celeb I wouldn't nail, but Mischa Barton would be near the bottom of the list.

[hoopsie44]

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I don't know if there's any "hot" celeb I wouldn't nail, but Mischa Barton would be near the bottom of the list.

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She's got a giraffe neck.

[Sponger15SB]

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http://www.goldengirlscentral.com/bSophia.jpg

She's just way too skinny.

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ggilf?

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ggiltsiihp

[eric5148]

Jeneane Garafalo.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Jeneane Garafalo.

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Nobody thinks she's hot.

[tbach24]

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Sarah Jessica Parker.

**neeeeeeeeeeiiiggghhhhhhhhhhh**

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[wacki]

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Okay, just making sure. Britney circa 2002 would be a bold, bold statement.

[/ QUOTE ]clearly the only answer to someone saying that would be if they were gay.

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wtf you serious? What is wrong with the current Britney and Tara Reid?

BTW, My answer is Pamela Anderson due to Hep. C.

[CallMeIshmael]

Im not going to say, that Drew is hot compared to most celebs (she's not), but, certainly hitable.

Even here??:
http://www.bwgreyscale.com/bwgsimage/bwgs329_drew_barrymore.JPG


FWIW... I cant think of any celebrity that is considered hot, that I wouldnt hit.

[BusterStacks]

Paris Hilton

[Sponger15SB]

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clearly the only answer to someone saying that would be if they were gay.

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http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/Britney_Esquire_3.jpg

Word.

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http://g-shack.com/images/gshack/britney-tan.jpg

http://www.ausculture.com/blog/images/britney_01.jpg

[Asufiji2004]

I wouldn't bang Cameron Diaz or Kirsten Dunst.. I think they are both really really gross.

[istewart]

Tara Reid.

[Blarg]

Her face I dunno grew out in a weird way or something, but when her first album came out, I thought she looked pretty great.

[wacki]

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Mariah Carey. I honestly think she is unattractive, and don't see what the big deal is (if any at all).

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I'm with you. Side note: Jenny Mccarthy isn't bad looking (isn't great) but her attitude kills it for me.

[gumpzilla]

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Name someone of celebrity status that you honestly think you wouldn't hook up with give the opportunity.

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Kelly Osborne springs to mind. (EDIT: though not in the spirit of the thread, having actually read it now.)

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Name someone of celebrity status that you honestly think you wouldn't hook up with give the opportunity.

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Kelly Osborne springs to mind.

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The statement needs to be ammended to something that suggests that most people think the person is hot.

[mason55]

http://www.stereogum.com/img/whitetrashbritney2_thumb.jpg

[Sponger15SB]

I'd hit it. In the face. With a brick.

[PoBoy321]

You do all realize that NO celebrities look as good in real life as they do on TV, right?

[Voltron87]

beat me to it.

i was going to go with the baseball bat line.

[iMsoLucky0]

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Paris Hilton

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[PoBoy321]

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http://g-shack.com/images/gshack/britney-tan.jpg

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So? She's in a bikini, in a really weird position, in a picture at a bad angle and she has like 2 little rolls in her stomach. Cut the poor girl a break.

[tbach24]

Lindsay Lohan (if she still has the anorexic look going)

[CallMeIshmael]

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Tara Reid.

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Please.


Im pretty sure you'd [censored] a catcher's mit.

[milliondollaz]

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You do all realize that NO celebrities look as good in real life as they do on TV, right?

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same with Maxim/Stuff/FHM, way too much airbrushing. i love the eye candy, but i honestly don't think that their skin looks anything like that. it gives a distorted perception on reality i think...

[CallMeIshmael]

CMI (8:28:44 PM): http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2682476&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1
CMI (8:28:49 PM): she is not
CMI (8:28:53 PM): overly attractive there
Istewart (8:29:00 PM): she is
Istewart (8:29:02 PM): a goddess
Istewart (8:29:02 PM): there

[Blarg]

I've always thought Tara Reid was extremely spermworthy.

[Sponger15SB]

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So? She's in a bikini, in a really weird position, in a picture at a bad angle and she has like 2 little rolls in her stomach. Cut the rich girl another couple slices of salami

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FYP

[PoBoy321]

After thinking about it, look at that picture. Then think about a girl that you saw walking down the street today and you said to yourself "Heh, she's pretty cute." I'm sure that the picture of Britney is about the same, if not better.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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After thinking about it, look at that picture. Then think about a girl that you saw walking down the street today and you said to yourself "Heh, she's pretty cute." I'm sure that the picture of Britney is about the same, if not better.

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Whoah whoah whoah! Let's not get too carried away here.

[PoBoy321]

You know what I mean, she just looks normal in that picture. You're just being hard on her 'cause she used to be the hottest piece of ass you've ever seen in your life.

[mason55]

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You know what I mean, she just looks normal in that picture. You're just being hard on her 'cause she used to be the hottest piece of ass you've ever seen in your life.

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No, she looks like [censored]. Maybe if I saw her in a bar, after a few beers, and low lighting, I could see thinnking she was OK. If that's your idea of a good looking girl then you need to get out more.

[flair1239]

Oprah Winfrey makes me want to puke. I'd also take a pass on Paris Hilton.

[PoBoy321]

Did I say she was hot? I said she looked normal. She looks like a normal girl who's just hanging around without any makeup or anything on.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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You know what I mean, she just looks normal in that picture. You're just being hard on her 'cause she used to be the hottest piece of ass you've ever seen in your life.

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No. I'm generally quite supportive of your line here, but she does look like absolute trash in that picture. I would not pass her on the street and think she was cute or even okay if she looked like that. She would not get any consideration for an approach.

[PoBoy321]

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No. I'm generally quite supportive of your line here, but she does look like absolute trash in that picture.

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Like I said in my reply to Mason, she just looks like a normal girl who hasn't done her hair, isn't wearing makeup and isn't trying to impress anyone. Most girls, in that instance, look like trash.

[Blarg]

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Mariah Carey. I honestly think she is unattractive, and don't see what the big deal is (if any at all).

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I'm with you. Side note: Jenny Mccarthy isn't bad looking (isn't great) but her attitude kills it for me.

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Jenny McCarthy is starting to show her age a little, but she's been severly hyper-sexy till recently, and still ain't bad.

[Blarg]

Wait a minute, you guys are saying this is Brittney?

[mason55]

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Wait a minute, you guys are saying this is Brittney?

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Unfortunately

[Golden_Rhino]

renee zelweger

[goofball]

anorexic chicago renee zelwegger or chubby buxom bridget jones renee zelwegger?

[Blarg]

WTF happened to her face! She looks like a very badly aged 45.

[Golden_Rhino]

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anorexic chicago renee zelwegger or chubby buxom bridget jones renee zelwegger?

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wouldn't f ck either one with a stolen d ck

[wacki]

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WTF happened to her face! She looks like a very badly aged 45.

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There have been a rash of celeb pics that were photoshopped to make them look 2-500 lbs. Some of them are very very good. It's hard to tell what is real anymore.

[JTrout]

http://www.marykateandashley.com/fashion_forward/images/mka_boho_chic.jpg

ok, i'd hit 'em. but i'd be thinking, "these are two ugly chicks"

[ThaSaltCracka]

A LOT of makeup, thats for sure.

[Tron]

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You do all realize that NO celebrities look as good in real life as they do on TV, right?

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Who cares?

The point is to name a celebrity that doesn't even appeal to you with all the makeup and airbrushing... Someone that you wouldn't even sleep with to say "Hey, I f*cked a celebrity."

[Alobar]

Drew barrymoore is prolly one of the only celebs that people consider good looking, that I wouldnt actualyl [censored]. I honestly think she is unnatractive. Like a 4 on a scale of 1-10. People like angelina Jolie, julia roberts, uma therman, are celebs I really dont think are hot, but I know if any one of them was all on my sack I'd hit it.

[PoBoy321]

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The point is to name a celebrity that doesn't even appeal to you with all the makeup and airbrushing... Someone that you wouldn't even sleep with to say "Hey, I f*cked a celebrity."

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Then no one can say Britney, because anyone who says that they wouldn't do her when she has all the makeup and everything is a total [censored].

[mason55]

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The point is to name a celebrity that doesn't even appeal to you with all the makeup and airbrushing... Someone that you wouldn't even sleep with to say "Hey, I f*cked a celebrity."

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Then no one can say Britney, because anyone who says that they wouldn't do her when she has all the makeup and everything is a total [censored].

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She no longer wears make up or gets dolled up. She said she's past that. Which means that she's really not even a celebrity any more.

Truthfully, I would totally do the same thing. Make a fuck-ton of money, work for 5 years, then say peace out and be a lazy bum.

[Blarg]

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http://www.marykateandashley.com/fashion_forward/images/mka_boho_chic.jpg

ok, i'd hit 'em. but i'd be thinking, "these are two ugly chicks"

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I think these two are pretty cute.

I don't think it's all make-up, either. They have good facial structure and such. This isn't something the dog dragged in out of the rain.

[Blarg]

Yeah but you're a dude.

[mason55]

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Yeah but you're a dude.

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Good call. Plus, if I was going to do that, I wouldn't get married, I would stay single and keep up my appearance and just [censored] hot girls all the time.

[Brain]

They're okay, but too much makeup is baaaaad.

[Ser William]

Umm, you guys all know that Britney Spears is pregnant, right? In all those pics. Believe it or not, pregnancy can add a pound or three. Wait another 5 or 6 months I'm sure she'll get back into shape.

[mason55]

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Umm, you guys all know that Britney Spears is pregnant, right? In all those pics. Believe it or not, pregnancy can add a pound or three. Wait another 5 or 6 months I'm sure she'll get back into shape.

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She publicly stated that she has given up on caring about her appearance. Also, some of those pictures are pre-pregnancy.

[teamdonkey]

Calista Flockhart

ass like a 10 year old girl! chest also unfortunately

http://starnews.pornohosting.cz/cal22.jpg

[RacersEdge]

I'd have to say Nicole Kidman.

[Blarg]

Plus she's a mental case.

[Blarg]

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I'd have to say Nicole Kidman.

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I'm also very unexcited by her.

[Alobar]

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I'd have to say Nicole Kidman.

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I'm also very unexcited by her.

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wow, I think shes really hot

[tbach24]

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I'd have to say Nicole Kidman.

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I'm also very unexcited by her.

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wow, I think shes really hot

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ditto

[mason55]

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I'd have to say Nicole Kidman.

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I'm also very unexcited by her.

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wow, I think shes really hot

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Agreed, this post made me put on eyes wide shut.

[RacersEdge]

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I'd have to say Nicole Kidman.

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I'm also very unexcited by her.

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wow, I think shes really hot

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Agreed, this post made me put on eyes wide shut.

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There are at least 10 women at the party Cruise goes to better looking than her... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[mason55]

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There are at least 10 women at the party Cruise goes to better looking than her... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I'm not disagreeing. All I'm saying is that I'm watching it now /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[CallMeIshmael]

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I'd have to say Nicole Kidman.

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I'm also very unexcited by her.

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wow, I think shes really hot

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Agreed, this post made me put on eyes wide shut.

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There are at least 10 women at the party Cruise goes to better looking than her... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I dont think I can name 10 people I think are better looking than her.

[Blarg]

Too tall, flat and skinny in general, face is too elfin, and the creepy scientology seals the deal on pushing it out of bed.

Maybe if she promised not to talk.

I think it's extremely easy to find better looking women than her.

[scotty34]

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Tara Reid or Britney Spears.

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Mrs. Spears

http://www.gobritney.com/albums/0402/5/photoshoot/18.jpg
http://www.gobritney.com/albums/0403/17/hq/normal_010.jpg

Miss Reid

http://www.gorillamask.net/trmaxim4.jpg
http://www.superiorpics.com/tara_reid/images/tara080.jpg

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Tara Reid or Britney Spears.

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Mrs. Spears

http://www.gobritney.com/albums/0402/5/photoshoot/18.jpg
http://www.gobritney.com/albums/0403/17/hq/normal_010.jpg

Miss Reid

http://www.gorillamask.net/trmaxim4.jpg
http://www.superiorpics.com/tara_reid/images/tara080.jpg

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what?

[scotty34]

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what?

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You honestly can say the women in these photos are not attractive? Or are you just saying that given what you know of their current state, you would not love to have sex with either?

[ThaSaltCracka]

given their current state, and the lack of you photos showing up, i would say that I wouldn't bang them.

[scotty34]

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given their current state, and the lack of you photos showing up, i would say that I wouldn't bang them.

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Oh, I didn't realize they didn't show up. I see them clearly, but I just linked them from websites, I didn't save them and upload to photobucket or anything.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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given their current state, and the lack of you photos showing up, i would say that I wouldn't bang them.

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Oh, I didn't realize they didn't show up. I see them clearly, but I just linked them from websites, I didn't save them and upload to photobucket or anything.

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[Isura]

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I'd have to say Nicole Kidman.

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I'm also very unexcited by her.

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wow, I think shes really hot

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[gunt]

lindsay lohan
lara flynn boyle