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10-09-2001, 11:03 AM
He was the fastest dealer in the Mid West, learning his craft at Harrah's Casino in East Chicago IN. This dealers dealer had speed, accuracy, and total control of the game. He was a young stud when he interred the world of casino poker. He was one of four young studs who eventually were wooed by the action of the poker world and left the dealers arena. Like all apprentice rounders the four searched out a journeyman Pro and they became know as the Am-a-dayo groupies. They watched the master Am-a-dayo, listen to his words of wisdom and fought like gladiators at the Hold'em tables to show the master they had learned his lessons.


Pistol Pete was the strong silent type, gentle Cris won the most in the beginning and became a HOSE Master, Stef was the thinker and became pool hall owner, and Bobby Tears was the stud, and the only one ever seen with a women. Poker can do that to young lads caught up in the action. Like my father always said he'd rather gamble than have sex. I'm one of five so I know the old man at least had a taste of the honey.


Bobby Tears is an action junkie with a keen insight to his opponents with excellent hand reading skills. However, Bobby Tears is afflicted Post Flop Aggressive Syndrome (PFAS) he also has loose lips and can imitate the weeping willow to perfection.


PFAS, for those who don't read every word written by the SPM, is the tendency of a player to push nothing to the river. Bobby Tears has PFAS and loves to show nothing when the weak of heart lay down their hands to mother muck. It's a flaw but he seems to be able to over come it with his other poker skills. But the one lesson Bobby Tears may never learn is to zip it up when someone puts a bad beat on him. The SPM took pocket nines to the miracle set on the river, beating Bobby Tears blind post at the cut off. Bobby Tears felt his 62 two pair on the flop should have won and began to chastise the SPM for his poor play. We have seen him do this to calling stations and weak players every where. Now we can add Celebrities to his victims list. Bobby Tears just doesn't get it, these misfits of the poker world are the ones who line the pockets of fearless. Why make give them a reason to tighten up or to leave the game. Surely he was barking up the wrong tree when he began his verbaly assault on the SPM. Maybe Bobby Tears should reconsider rubbing his bluffs into his opponents faces. Some of us begin to think he never has a strong starting hand like 62 double suited. Oh the young and foolish they always learn the lessons the hard way.


SPM,...recovering from a verbal assault and counting the extra chips...

10-11-2001, 08:35 AM
Bobby is a great guy and one hell of a poker player. But when he's at the table he a totally different person. The one thing maybe he should remeber where he came from and not abuse the dealers all the time either.. remeber there just to do there job

thats what the casino pays for not to give him all the winning hands