If you could punch any celeberity in the face...

[Aeioux]

who would it be??? Just one free shot without getting arrested, sued, or anything like that.

Also afterwards you would have to justify to the public why you punched them in the face.

[klagett]

The backstreet boys, just cause my fiance adores them so much.... argh....

[2planka]

Tim McCarver

[tbach24]

Randy Johnson

[moondogg]

Bob Geldof

[hoopsie44]

Fred Durst. A total douche.

[Alobar]

Tom Cruise, im getting tired of hearing about him now

[Aeioux]

did you see the video of some fake reporter squirting him in the eye with a water gun on the red carpet??? tom was pretty pissed.

[IndieMatty]

Rosie O'Donnell/

[lucas9000]

does george w bush count as a celebrity? if so i'm going with him, as long as he doesn't die from it.

[jakethebake]

Wow. These are mostly some pretty crappy answers.

[Vote4Pedro]

dont [censored] with W, he'll whoop your ass

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
dont [censored] with W, he'll whoop your ass

[/ QUOTE ]

i'll take my chances.

[Vote4Pedro]

vnh

[Soul Daddy]

Is Michael Bolton still considered a celebrity?

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
Wow. These are mostly some pretty crappy answers.

[/ QUOTE ]

who is your pick?

[wayabvpar]

GWB
Carrot Top
Tom Cruise
Barry Bonds
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Donald Trump
Terrell Owens
Kurt Warner's wife
Rosie O'Donnell

Wow, this is fun. I could go on all day!

[sublime]

Tim McCarver

or joe morgan. i am torn.

[trotski]

Carrot Top
Ryan Seacrest
Tom Cruise
Sean Hannity
Bill O'Reilly
Whole Bush Family
Fred Durst
Mark McGrath

[chaas4747]

Keanu Reeves. Because he should be selling tires somewhere instead of making blockbuster movies.

[Soul Daddy]

Kevin Federline

[steelcmg]

Terrell Owens and Drew Rosenhaus they both need a good ass kicking.

[tdarko]

[ QUOTE ]
Keanu Reeves. Because he should be selling tires somewhere instead of making blockbuster movies.

[/ QUOTE ]
wow envy is a deadly sin.

[Inthacup]

Michael Jackson

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Wow. These are mostly some pretty crappy answers.

[/ QUOTE ]

who is your pick?

[/ QUOTE ]

since i only get one, this is not an answer to be given lightly. it will require some consideration. for what it's worth, yours was the best i had seen when i first posted.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Whole Bush Family

[/ QUOTE ]

If I take a poke at the twins, it won't be with my fist.

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Wow. These are mostly some pretty crappy answers.

[/ QUOTE ]

who is your pick?

[/ QUOTE ]

since i only get one, this is not an answer to be given lightly. it will require some consideration. for what it's worth, yours was the best i had seen when i first posted.

[/ QUOTE ]

hopefully you ponder it for a while and get back to us, I definately wanna know considering the amount of thought this will involve /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Kevin Federline

[/ QUOTE ]

who is this person?

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Kevin Federline

[/ QUOTE ]

who is this person?

[/ QUOTE ]


Mr.Spears

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Michael Jackson

[/ QUOTE ]

good answer but i'd wear gloves. i wouldn't want to touch his nose.

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]

Whole Bush Family


[/ QUOTE ]

even the twins?? I dont think Donkey punches count....

[Slow Play Ray]

Howard Stern.

And then Tim McCarver w/ my other fist.

But definitely Stern 1st.

[djoyce003]

Michael Moore and it's not even close.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
Michael Moore and it's not even close.

[/ QUOTE ]
Yes. This was my immediate first thought, but I decided to give it some more time. I still can't think of anyone I'd rather punch in the face.

[Yeti]

The correct answer is Zane Lowe but I think only UK people will know who he is.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Ann Coulter. Does it have to be the face?

[offTopic]

[ QUOTE ]
Michael Jackson

[/ QUOTE ]

...mostly because I'd be interested in seeing what happened, what fell off, what moved, etc.

[2+2 wannabe]

clearly this answer is the two survivors who were on the amazing race and got married in a "reality wedding"

jenna and some guy i think???

[censored] i hate sellouts

[Blarg]

Damn, there are just sooooo many.

So I'll just throw out a first-reaction: Kathie Lee Gifford.

The most grating, sanctimonious, completely phony bitz on earth.

[trotski]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

Whole Bush Family


[/ QUOTE ]

even the twins?? I dont think Donkey punches count....

[/ QUOTE ]

Excellent point, should've revised that to not include the party chicks...

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Rosie O'Donnell/

[/ QUOTE ]

Now that's a man I wouldn't want to fight. She wears underwear with dickholes in 'em.

[scott8]

Oprah.

[blatz]

1. Dr Phil, because it's time for me to get real.

2. Kirstie Allie. All Hollywood scientologists need to be punched, and apparently Tom Cruise just got his beating from Alobar. Even her commercials make me retch and she ruined Cheers.

3. The guy from Meet the Barkers, although technically, I should be beaten for watching the show in the first place.

[Aeioux]

[ QUOTE ]
Kevin Federline

[/ QUOTE ]

Ooooh that is a good one, he is a douche.

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
GWB
Carrot Top
Tom Cruise
Barry Bonds
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Donald Trump
Terrell Owens
Kurt Warner's wife
Rosie O'Donnell


[/ QUOTE ]

WOW is that a good list.

[Shajen]

Tom Green.

Michael Moore.

Rosie

That dumb chick from White Men Can't Jump.

Fran Drescher

The annoying chick from Friends with the horrible NY accent.

[Aeioux]

[ QUOTE ]
3. The guy from Meet the Barkers, although technically, I should be beaten for watching the show in the first place.

[/ QUOTE ]

In Travis Barkers defense he is an amazing drummer.

[zephed]

O.J. Simpson, because he couldn't do anything about it.

Then I'd help him find the real killer.

[Skipbidder]

Everyone I'm thinking of is borderline or worse in terms of celebrity.

Karl Rove, Rick Santorum, Saxby Chambliss, G. Gordon Libby.

Andrew Weil, Joseph Mercola, Hulda Clark, Gary Null, Sid Life.

Uri Geller, John Edward, Sylvia Browne, James Van Praagh.

None of the above probably count, so I'll pick Tom Cruise.

If you actually know who all the above people are, you definitely need to get out more often.

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]

That dumb chick from White Men Can't Jump.



[/ QUOTE ]

Rosie Perez

[Shajen]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

That dumb chick from White Men Can't Jump.



[/ QUOTE ]

Rosie Perez

[/ QUOTE ]


thanks.
I don't think I could stop at one punch.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Kevin Federline

[/ QUOTE ]

Ooooh that is a good one, he is a douche.

[/ QUOTE ]
The people saying Kevin Federline need to be punched in the face just for being so bent out of shape over Kevin [censored] Federline.

[trying2learn]

Nancy Grace - and I may try to sneak in a second one too - what a [censored].

[Skipbidder]

[ QUOTE ]
2. All Hollywood scientologists need to be punched,

[/ QUOTE ]

There are just too many of them. The list is a surprising one and includes people that I otherwise want to like.
(e.g. Nancy Cartwright, Isaak Hayes, and Jason Lee).

I think that you are restricting your scope too much by including only Hollywood scientologists as due for punchings.

[Rduke55]

[ QUOTE ]
Damn, there are just sooooo many.

So I'll just throw out a first-reaction: Kathie Lee Gifford.

The most grating, sanctimonious, completely phony bitz on earth.

[/ QUOTE ]

No, that's Jane Fonda. Who is on top of my list.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
No, that's Jane Fonda. Who is on top of my list.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is a very good answer.

[Maulik]

britney spears, but she's not really a celebrity at this point no one seems to care about her

funny how the media loved her at one point then made her look like a total redneck a few years later

[stankybank]

I'd punch Leonardo DiCaprio because he makes grips of money and bangs girls that wouldn't even give me the time of day. He probably bangs the hottest girls in the world and I wish I can too.

I'd punch him twice.

[Jules22]

david arquette, because hes not funny or a good actor, but still managed to get married to courtney cox.

[chaas4747]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
No, that's Jane Fonda. Who is on top of my list.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is a very good answer.

[/ QUOTE ]

Punching is not severe enough.

[chaas4747]

[ QUOTE ]
britney spears, but she's not really a celebrity at this point no one seems to care about her

funny how the media loved her at one point then made her look like a total redneck a few years later

[/ QUOTE ]

You know you went through that stage when you just wanted to date trailer trash. American media is no different.

[Soul Daddy]

[ QUOTE ]
david arquette, because hes not funny or a good actor, but still managed to get married to courtney cox.

[/ QUOTE ]
I'd be too intimidated by his status as a former WCW champ.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
I'd punch Leonardo DiCaprio

[/ QUOTE ]

This is another excellent response. I really dislike him.

[utmt40]

Dutch Boyd because he is a douche bag!

[kerssens]

Madonna, period

[chaas4747]

Shatner, I'd punch William Shatner.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Shatner, I'd punch William Shatner.

[/ QUOTE ]
Booooooooo /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Shatner, I'd punch William Shatner.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was wondering how long it would take for a Fight Club quote.

[hyde]

Rush Limbaugh

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Rush Limbaugh

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm surprised this took so long.

[imported_CaseClosed326]

Dr. Laura Schelsigner (can't spell) evil woman. Very evil.

[justin D]

Kobe Bryant

[namknils]

I think we had a post like this a long time ago, and my answer today is the same as it was back then:

Joan Cusack

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
2. All Hollywood scientologists need to be punched,

[/ QUOTE ]

There are just too many of them. The list is a surprising one and includes people that I otherwise want to like.
(e.g. Nancy Cartwright, Isaak Hayes, and Jason Lee).

I think that you are restricting your scope too much by including only Hollywood scientologists as due for punchings.

[/ QUOTE ]

woa, jason lee is in that cult?? [censored], I realy really like him

[Alobar]

After further thought, I'm changing my answer to Judge Judy.

[jakethebake]

i wonder if this thread will make bisonbison stop referring to himself as an internet celebrity. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Nottom]

Michael Moore ... I don't think any justification is needed.

[Blarg]

[ QUOTE ]
Rush Limbaugh

[/ QUOTE ]

These boards are a crypto fan club for him.

[Blarg]

[ QUOTE ]
Dr. Laura Schelsigner (can't spell) evil woman. Very evil.

[/ QUOTE ]

Now that's a good one.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Rush Limbaugh

[/ QUOTE ]

These boards are a crypto fan club for him.

[/ QUOTE ]

what is a crypto fan club?

edit: i see just as many of you left-wing whackos as right wing whackos here.

[Blarg]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
david arquette, because hes not funny or a good actor, but still managed to get married to courtney cox.

[/ QUOTE ]
I'd be too intimidated by his status as a former WCW champ.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's how I feel about Tom Green. It's like that guy has never even tried to be funny. Or is that the funny part?

This guy is not funny no matter how many funhouse mirrors you put it through.

[Blarg]

[ QUOTE ]
Everyone I'm thinking of is borderline or worse in terms of celebrity.

Karl Rove, Rick Santorum, Saxby Chambliss, G. Gordon Libby.

Andrew Weil, Joseph Mercola, Hulda Clark, Gary Null, Sid Life.

Uri Geller, John Edward, Sylvia Browne, James Van Praagh.

None of the above probably count, so I'll pick Tom Cruise.

If you actually know who all the above people are, you definitely need to get out more often.

[/ QUOTE ]

Andrew Weil cracked me up.

Uri Geller? Man, that's going way back. Extremely punchable, though.

[Blarg]

Okay I'm doing a list. Some people's contributions were inspired so I'll steal some names.

Ann Coulter -- a genius of a choice
Nancy Reagan
Donald Rumsfeld -- what a cheesy SOB
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
Kathie Lee Gifford -- she expands the frontiers of my ability to hate
Naomi Wolf -- crazed feminist
Katherine MacKinnon -- same
Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr -- if anal rape got a weekly cartoon on Fox and they were looking around for voice talent, these two could personify it. Plus neither is funny at all.
Ellen Degeneres -- unbelievably tedious and completely unfunny, and I've seen a LOT of her stand-up
Tom Snyder -- infinitely deserving blast from the past
Tom Cruise -- about as smug as it gets
Tom Green -- aggressively unfunny and worthless
Madonna -- no woman has ever been hyped more while being talented less
Imelda Marcos
Newt Gingrich
The Reverend Gene Scott
Jerry Falwell
Montell Williams
Diane Feinstein
Jesse Helms
Trent Lott
Paris Hilton -- sorry, but it was enough after the FIRST five minutes -- no more, I beg of you
Jake whatever his name is, that Body By Jake guy -- don't call viewers of your stupid infomercials "gang"
Billie Blanks -- titty shirts, sanctimonious creep, fruity make-up carried to the extreme -- has anyone ever looked more like they spend time licking themselves?
Geraldo Rivera
Andy Rooney
Arnold Schwarzenegger -- bumped into him a few times decades ago -- super obnoxious egotist
Michael Crichton -- exactly the same; everyone hated him
guy who does the book review show on PBS -- insufferably sappy and self-satisfied; some of the worst interviews ever
Barbara Walters -- that worst interviews automatically brings up her name
Katie Couric -- just too much sometimes
Matt Lauer -- for not letting go once in a while and chewing out Katie for being so creepy
Robin Williams -- that much ass-kissing can't be good karma
Steven Spielberg -- so much natural talent in the service of so very, very, very little
Sidney Sheldon -- stop writing that shyt!
whoever that psychic fairy is who says "sthweet sthpirit" non-stop
J-Lo
Michael Jackson
Elizabeth Taylor
O.J.

[chaas4747]

[ QUOTE ]
Okay I'm doing a list. Some people's contributions were inspired so I'll steal some names.

Ann Coulter -- a genius of a choice
Nancy Reagan
Donald Rumsfeld -- what a cheesy SOB
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
Kathie Lee Gifford -- she expands the frontiers of my ability to hate
Naomi Wolf -- crazed feminist
Katherine MacKinnon -- same
Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr -- if anal rape got a weekly cartoon on Fox and they were looking around for voice talent, these two could personify it. Plus neither is funny at all.
Ellen Degeneres -- unbelievably tedious and completely unfunny, and I've seen a LOT of her stand-up
Tom Snyder -- infinitely deserving blast from the past
Tom Cruise -- about as smug as it gets
Tom Green -- aggressively unfunny and worthless
Madonna -- no woman has ever been hyped more while being talented less
Imelda Marcos
Newt Gingrich
The Reverend Gene Scott
Jerry Falwell
Montell Williams
Diane Feinstein
Jesse Helms
Trent Lott
Paris Hilton -- sorry, but it was enough after the FIRST five minutes -- no more, I beg of you
Jake whatever his name is, that Body By Jake guy -- don't call viewers of your stupid infomercials "gang"
Billie Blanks -- titty shirts, sanctimonious creep, fruity make-up carried to the extreme -- has anyone ever looked more like they spend time licking themselves?
Geraldo Rivera
Andy Rooney
Arnold Schwarzenegger -- bumped into him a few times decades ago -- super obnoxious egotist
Michael Crichton -- exactly the same; everyone hated him
guy who does the book review show on PBS -- insufferably sappy and self-satisfied; some of the worst interviews ever
Barbara Walters -- that worst interviews automatically brings up her name
Katie Couric -- just too much sometimes
Matt Lauer -- for not letting go once in a while and chewing out Katie for being so creepy
Robin Williams -- that much ass-kissing can't be good karma
Steven Spielberg -- so much natural talent in the service of so very, very, very little
Sidney Sheldon -- stop writing that shyt!
whoever that psychic fairy is who says "sthweet sthpirit" non-stop
J-Lo
Michael Jackson
Elizabeth Taylor
O.J.

[/ QUOTE ]

Dang Blarg why are you so angry?

[stabn]

Denise austin.

[kerssens]

Good call on Robin Williams.

[sublime]

Howard Stern.

this one confuses me

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
Denise austin.

[/ QUOTE ]

seriously? how come?

[stabn]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Denise austin.

[/ QUOTE ]

seriously? how come?

[/ QUOTE ]

That fake smile annoys the [censored] out of me.

[tbach24]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Denise austin.

[/ QUOTE ]

seriously? how come?

[/ QUOTE ]

That fake smile annoys the [censored] out of me.

[/ QUOTE ]

But dude,
http://www.moviestars.co.nz/images/products/1468700.jpg

She's got a great body.

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Michael Moore and it's not even close.

[/ QUOTE ]
Yes. This was my immediate first thought, but I decided to give it some more time. I still can't think of anyone I'd rather punch in the face.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ThaSaltCracka]

this douche:

http://www.cheapestdvdmovies.com/Ashton_Kutcher.jpg

[WEASEL45]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/crowebar/basedow.jpg
John Basedow

[Alobar]

that pic is scary, why is his kneck so damn small?

[jakethebake]

Al Franken is near the top of my list. Has he been mentioned?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Tom Cruise, im getting tired of hearing about him now

[/ QUOTE ]

You'll like THIS. (http://g.msn.com/0VD0/39/83?m=News&mi=National%20Nine%20News&i=6d27b1d1-9ca6-4d27-98f6-cc73451533df&p=AUnews_AUnationalninenews)

[Blarg]

heh Well, hating cheesiness and hypocrisy is kind of like shooting fish in a barrel; it's not a hard sentiment to get behind. And because celebrity worship is such an unhealthy, stupid thing that is pushed so hard in our culture. It doesn't help that so many celebrities do absolutely nothing to rise above the level of utter doucebag, either.

Robin Williams I put in there accidentally. I meant Robin Quivers, the sidekick on the Howard Stern show. Williams I actually like as a dramatic actor sometimes, though he usually really gets on my nerves otherwise. Not to a face-punching extent, though.

[Amid Cent]

Paula Abdul - followed by that Sideshow Bob looking fellow who says he banged her.

[teamdonkey]

Air Bud.

[stabn]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Denise austin.

[/ QUOTE ]

seriously? how come?

[/ QUOTE ]

That fake smile annoys the [censored] out of me.

[/ QUOTE ]

But dude,
http://www.moviestars.co.nz/images/products/1468700.jpg

She's got a great body.

[/ QUOTE ]

So?

[slamdunkpro]

Hillary Clinton

(I'd try for a cheap second shot too!)

[Blarg]

[ QUOTE ]
that pic is scary, why is his kneck so damn small?

[/ QUOTE ]

That's what I was thinking. I immediately thought photoshop, because his head just didn't seem to match the body somehow.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
that pic is scary, why is his kneck so damn small?

[/ QUOTE ]

That's what I was thinking. I immediately thought photoshop, because his head just didn't seem to match the body somehow.

[/ QUOTE ]
http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2005/0314/photo/wb/z_roids_vt.jpg

[private joker]

Is it true we've gone 11 pages in this thread without anyone mentioning Scott Stapp?

http://www.home.no/marieos/scott%20pic%201.jpg

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
Is it true we've gone 11 pages in this thread without anyone mentioning Scott Stapp?

http://www.home.no/marieos/scott%20pic%201.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]
He's not a celebrity.

[NiceCatch]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Is it true we've gone 11 pages in this thread without anyone mentioning Scott Stapp?

http://www.home.no/marieos/scott%20pic%201.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]
He's not a celebrity.

[/ QUOTE ]

And anyways, I don't think a mere punch in the face is enough for him.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Hillary Clinton

(I'd try for a cheap second shot too!)

[/ QUOTE ]

Is this the first mention of Hillary? Damn.... /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[private joker]

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Is it true we've gone 11 pages in this thread without anyone mentioning Scott Stapp?

http://www.home.no/marieos/scott%20pic%201.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]
He's not a celebrity.

[/ QUOTE ]

And anyways, I don't think a mere punch in the face is enough for him.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, yes, bashing him in the torso with heavy mining equipment would be great, as well as roasting his nuts with a car battery, but a punch in the face is a good start, and so he is still my answer.

God I hate that prick.

[Blarg]

Who the hell is he?

[Dantes]

Billy Crystal. King douche.

[private joker]

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Who the hell is he?

[/ QUOTE ]

The former lead singer of Creed, one of the worst rock bands of all time. He quit a couple years ago to go solo. He also played on Celebrity Poker Showdown last year, and sucked. But was still arrogant.

Basically, he's a self-righteous, cocky, conceited bastard with a prima donna attitude and no talent at all. Nobody in the entire music industry has any respect for him. He needs to get clocked in the skull.

[Nottom]

[ QUOTE ]
that pic is scary, why is his kneck so damn small?

[/ QUOTE ]

I think its more a question of why his head is so big.

Everytime I see a pisture of that guy it looks like some random guys head photoshopped onto some muscle guys body.

[mmbt0ne]

Lars Ulrich. Then I would stab him with his drumsticks.

[BigD226]

[ QUOTE ]
Damn, there are just sooooo many.

So I'll just throw out a first-reaction: Hillary Clinton

The most grating, sanctimonious, completely phony bitz on earth.

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP.

[Voltron87]

i havent read the thread, but the answer is geraldo rivera. i would truly be amazed if someone comes up with a better answer.

[Blarg]

Kathie Lee Gifford makes him look like only an amateur azzhole.

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
one of the worst rock bands of all time.

[/ QUOTE ]

[Zeno]

[ QUOTE ]
If you could punch any celeberity in the face...who would it be?

[/ QUOTE ]


God.


-Zeno

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If you could punch any celeberity in the face...who would it be?

[/ QUOTE ]


God.


-Zeno

[/ QUOTE ]

Your play, brilliant, IMO.

[Rev. Good Will]

The gotti kids, just line them up in a row, hittem all at once.

they need a beating

[Voltron87]

you do realize when geraldo was in afghanistan he talked about how he carried a gun and would pop one in osama if he saw him? or that he drew a map in the sand of where the us troops he was with were on live tv, when the troops were trying not to be found?

[Rushmore]

Stephen Hawking.

If nobody will let me hit Stephen Hawking, I guess Joan Rivers would have to be good enough.

Maybe somebody else could hit Barbra Streisand for me, while I am hitting Stephen Hawking (or Joan Rivers, if nobody will let me hit Stephen Hawking).

[CallMeIshmael]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/fox/the_simpsons__the_complete_third_season/homer.jpg

"There was nothing in Al Capone's vault... But it wasn't Geraldo's fault!"

[Blarg]

Yeah, he's an idiot, but he doesn't have the immediate extremely grating aspect Gifford does. She's like an unstoppable monster of freakish smarmyness and celebrity phoniness and insincerity. Geraldo is more a horror you have to contemplate while fighitng down nausea; Kathie Lee Gifford provokes existential terror and immediate full-body projectile vomiting.

[Edge34]

I know she's not really a celebrity, but I'm so [censored] tired of hearing about her, I'd punch that stupid Jennifer Wilbanks (the runaway bride) right in the jaw, Jermaine O'Neal style.

[gunt]

maya angelou
mini me
amarosa
david blaine
carson daly
barry bonds
steinbrenner
allen iverson
a rod

[milliondollaz]

how about that cocky fcuk Simon from American Idol.

I'll admit, i've never actually seen the show, but he still pisses me off. And I doubt anyone is actually going to disagree w/ me...

[brassnuts]

Bam Margera

[JTrout]

Wacko Jacko.

I think his nose might pop like those packing bubbles.

King of...
POP!

[imported_CaseClosed326]

[ QUOTE ]
Stephen Hawking.


[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah...that's all I gotta say....yeah

[YourFoxyGrandma]

[ QUOTE ]
Lars Ulrich. Then I would stab him with his drumsticks.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yess, me too.

[x2ski]

Randy Moss, and it's not even close.

I'm sure the public would shout "Here-here!"

[Richie Rich]

Alex Trebek.

[mizaun]

Bill O'Reilly. The already mentioned Michael Moore would be a close 2nd place.

[hyde]

well said.
I've hated her for years but can only aaarrrgggghhhh when trying to verbalize it.

thank you

[Blackjack]

Prince Charles

[BadBoyBenny]

I would be interested to see what happens to Michael Jackson's nose when hit with a good punch.

[jakethebake]

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Bam Margera

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Good answer, except that he wouldn't mind. If you really want to do something to him, deprive him of getting hit in the face.

[jakethebake]

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i havent read the thread, but the answer is geraldo rivera. i would truly be amazed if someone comes up with a better answer.

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Good old Gerry Rivers.

[masse75]

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dont [censored] with W, he'll invade your country under a weak context, but don't worry...he has no plan to keep you down.

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FYP

[Aeioux]

What about all of the crew and josh arieh??? I think they all need a punch in the face, even in josh was portrayed poorly.

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Ann Coulter. Does it have to be the face?

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If I could punch her in the nuts I'd say she's my pick too.

NT

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Stephen Hawking.


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You sick bastard. This was gonna be my answer.

NT

[MarkL444]

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bisonbison

[djoyce003]

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Stephen Hawking.


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You sick bastard. This was gonna be my answer.

NT

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Why all the animosity towards one of the smartest men on earth who is confined to a wheelchair due to lou gherig's disease?

[swede123]

Barbara Walters possibly. She annoys me greatly. If it had to be a guy related to sports maybe Bill Walton.

Swede

[jakethebake]

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Barbara Walters possibly. She annoys me greatly.

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And I would really like to see her cry. Joan Rivers would be on my list as well.

[Shajen]

I'd like to add the cast of Seinfeld to my list.

Can I please have two punches instead of just one? /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[BreakfastBurrito]

No one else wants to punch Celine Dion? Or Reggie Miller?

[Rushmore]

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Why all the animosity towards one of the smartest men on earth who is confined to a wheelchair due to lou gherig's disease?

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It's just he's such, like, I don't know--such a big phoney baloney.

[dcasper70]

I'm with you on the Celine Dion call. When she did the cover of AC/DC's 'You Shook Me All Night Long' I wanted to chew on the wrong end of a shotgun....

[Benholio]

I would punch Jessica Alba in the face.

That would be hot.

[jakethebake]

What about the annoyance formerly known as Bennifer?

[Shajen]

Michael Jackson maybe?


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[GrooveNougat]

The Verizon Guy. Not a celebrity, but he needs a serious beat-down.

[chaas4747]

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I'm with you on the Celine Dion call. When she did the cover of AC/DC's 'You Shook Me All Night Long' I wanted to chew on the wrong end of a shotgun....

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Is there are right end to chew on?

[daryljobe777]

Roseanne

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vin diesel.

is there an explanation need? have you not seen XXX?

[brassnuts]

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Why all the animosity towards one of the smartest men on earth who is confined to a wheelchair due to lou gherig's disease?

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It's just he's such, like, I don't know--such a big phoney baloney.

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... a [censored] goldbricker!

[bronzepiglet]

It's funny... I've always wanted to punch Kirsten Dunst in the face from about one inch away with a quick snap back - no follow-through. It wouldn't hurt her all that much and I think it would be very satisfying.

I call that type of punch a Dunst Punch.

[Talk2BigSteve]

Tucker Carlson from Crossfire.

Not because he is a republican, but because he is to young to bring [censored] Bow Ties back in style.

Steve

[iMsoLucky0]

I can't believe I'm the first to say :

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He's annoying as hell and it's always been a personal fantasy of mine to punch a child in the face.

[jakethebake]

After watching part of Harry Potter 3 this morning, I have to add that red haired kid.