I'M ADDICTED, I CAN'T STOP [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

DukeSucks

06-19-2005, 03:01 PM

some of the stuff on the message board is pretty funny...
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porn is great
its really sad to hear all of your bad stories about porn. i on the other hand, a 19 yr old perfectly mentally stable young person, enjoy my daily 30 mins - 1 hr of porn. i think that its great to be able to download a good movie, relax in your room, have a good time with your hand or any other tool you use to pleasure your self. clean up the mess, and get on with life.

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must be an OOTer

kurosh

06-19-2005, 03:06 PM

Oh man, I didn't see the message board. Time for me to troll.

kurosh

06-19-2005, 03:16 PM

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My life is a mess
I'm hoping for this movie to be some sort of real inspiration or help to me. I think I'm a porn addict /images/graemlins/frown.gif. Every day, immediately after waking, I go to my computer and check to see what the new daily updates are and whank it. Of course, that makes me sleepy again so I go right back to bed. It sucks up so much of my time and energy. I feel lethargic all day long from whanking it constantly. I do it before I go to sleep to. My computer is right next to my bed. It's just such a temptation. I can't sleep without it. I get restless and my huge boner won't let me lie on my stomach. It's as if my body is telling me what it needs. God help me.

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scotty34

06-19-2005, 03:25 PM

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My life is a mess
I'm hoping for this movie to be some sort of real inspiration or help to me. I think I'm a porn addict /images/graemlins/frown.gif. Every day, immediately after waking, I go to my computer and check to see what the new daily updates are and whank it. Of course, that makes me sleepy again so I go right back to bed. It sucks up so much of my time and energy. I feel lethargic all day long from whanking it constantly. I do it before I go to sleep to. My computer is right next to my bed. It's just such a temptation. I can't sleep without it. I get restless and my huge boner won't let me lie on my stomach. It's as if my body is telling me what it needs. God help me.

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I fail to see the problem.

Maybe I should seek help for my eating addiction. As soon as I get out of bed, I usually like to go eat. I like to eat when I'm coming home from the bar. Most days I will eat 4 or 5 or even more times. My kitchen is about a 20 second walk from my bedroom - it's just too much temptation. I really don't feel well if I don't eat. It's as if my body is telling me what it needs.

mason55

06-19-2005, 03:35 PM

Help! My man watches porn! (http://boards.lifetimetv.com/WebX?14@182.cXUqbXrSG8n.5@.ef1881a!skip=77)

Completely ridiculous. All these women who think that it's terrible that their boyfriends watch porn OR GO TO A BACHELOR PARTY WITH STRIPPERS!!!!

If a girl said I could never watch porn or I couldn't go to a strip club or I couldn't go to my friend's bachelor party with strippers... She would be gone so fast. I can't believe how boring and petty all those women posting are.

mason55

06-19-2005, 03:39 PM

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bparty = graduation ceremony from loserville

you may not have any sympathy for loser friends, but he might

most of the single guys who misbehave at a bparty do so out of misplaced envy for the groom

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HOLY [censored]. Getting married is graduation from loserville? I can't believe this... How does someone like this even have a boyfriend? Are there men out there who had their balls removed on birth?

Blarg

06-19-2005, 03:42 PM

They want to be the turnstile.

Btw this thread is much funnier than I thought it would be.

stanky

06-19-2005, 04:23 PM

The big question is...What on earth are you doing checking out Lifetime's web page? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

kurosh

06-19-2005, 04:25 PM

I saw the commercial on TV and wanted to see wtf it was.

masse75

06-19-2005, 04:26 PM

From the board:

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To the women of this site, I do respect you
I never meant to insult the women on this site and to say that I am is very judgemental on your part. I love women and without them we males would be no where. I especially love the women in pornography because they put up with so much more and yet don't complain about it like many of the women on this forum. They have to have alot of endurance and stamina in order to make those movies so you should give them more credit that they deserve. Also, a million dollars says the main actor who plays the "addicted" man, goes home and spanks the monkey ever night.

Now, I'll admit that people can sometimes go overboard, but thats what this movie is doing....going overboard.

This leads me to a question for many of you. Do you people believe in masturbation or does that ruin lives too?? This is america and I would like my question to be answered with no hostility toward my opinion. I stand by my previous statement: God Bless Porn, God bless America.

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Can someone offsite qualify as POTD?

Blarg

06-19-2005, 05:16 PM

*sniff*

That brings a tear to my eye!

Sponger15SB

06-19-2005, 05:28 PM

Can anyone find that cartoon where a guy is in his room with like 10 monitors and the guys wife walks in or whatever and is like "oh he must be one of those internet porn addicts"

Also, anyone know when this movie is going to be on? I'd like to watch it

PoBoy321

06-19-2005, 05:32 PM

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bparty = graduation ceremony from loserville

you may not have any sympathy for loser friends, but he might

most of the single guys who misbehave at a bparty do so out of misplaced envy for the groom

[/ QUOTE ] HOLY [censored]. Getting married is graduation from loserville? I can't believe this... How does someone like this even have a boyfriend? Are there men out there who had their balls removed on birth?

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They ALL think like this.

mason55

06-20-2005, 09:11 PM

BUMP. This movie is on right now. It's GREAT so far.

IM from friend that interrupted porn viewing: "Party after the game. Everyone's coming, even monica. Be thier."

PoBoy321

06-20-2005, 09:15 PM

I just turned it on. The conversation between the mom and the dad when she catches the son watching porn is hilarious.

mason55

06-20-2005, 09:15 PM

This is like a bad horror movie. Mom wakes up in bed in the dark when she hears a noise. Blue light, ominous music. Walks to check out noise, cut to off kilter shot of kid at computer, increase volume of ominous music. Mom looks through crack in door, sees porn on computer, music climaxes. Run back to bed, "Steve Steve! Wake up!!! He's looking at pictures of naked women" and screams.

mason55

06-20-2005, 09:16 PM

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I just turned it on. The conversation between the mom and the dad when she catches the son watching porn is hilarious.

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"I never said they were big breasted!!"

Haha... look what I have to resort to when there's no good sports on.

hedxcold

06-20-2005, 09:38 PM

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bparty = graduation ceremony from loserville

you may not have any sympathy for loser friends, but he might

most of the single guys who misbehave at a bparty do so out of misplaced envy for the groom

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HOLY [censored]. Getting married is graduation from loserville? I can't believe this... How does someone like this even have a boyfriend? Are there men out there who had their balls removed on birth?

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yes, there are guys like this, and they exist here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/anti_porn)

PoBoy321

06-20-2005, 09:54 PM

This mom is such a bitch. Just let the kid see some titties.

mason55

06-20-2005, 09:58 PM

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This mom is such a bitch. Just let the kid see some titties.

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Seriously. The parents are acting like he killed someone. For God's sake, the kid is 16. I used to read porn magazines in class in 6th grade and I'm perfectly normal.

And why is the swim team so upset that he was looking at bondage porn? It's pretty mild as for as porn goes. Does it really deserve an ass whooping?

Hmm.. maybe I'm not so normal /images/graemlins/cool.gif

mason55

06-20-2005, 10:02 PM

This kid's lisp is really starting to bother me.

"The meet-th are usually on thaturday."

This guy has NO game either. I want to hit him.

Alobar

06-20-2005, 10:05 PM

hahah, wow. I can't even comment, that could quite possibly be the lamest funny thing I've ever seen.

mason55

06-20-2005, 10:44 PM

THAT WAS SO [censored] UP. WHY DID SHE SMASH HER OWN HEAD OPEN. THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stankybank

06-20-2005, 10:58 PM

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THAT WAS SO [censored] UP. WHY DID SHE SMASH HER OWN HEAD OPEN. THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was wondering that too until I saw the scene right now.

kurosh

06-20-2005, 10:59 PM

[censored] I missed it!!! Any idea when it airs again?

mason55

06-20-2005, 10:59 PM

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THAT WAS SO [censored] UP. WHY DID SHE SMASH HER OWN HEAD OPEN. THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was wondering that too until I saw the scene right now.

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Yeah... it makes sense now that they have started the inspirational music and he pulled his head out of the swimming pool.

Cue Public Service Announcement.

This movie makes me want to jerk off.

mason55

06-20-2005, 11:02 PM

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[censored] I missed it!!! Any idea when it airs again?

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No idea. It was great for a monday night with nothing else going on. Great great movie on the unintentional comedy scale.

stankybank

06-20-2005, 11:11 PM

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THAT WAS SO [censored] UP. WHY DID SHE SMASH HER OWN HEAD OPEN. THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was wondering that too until I saw the scene right now.

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Yeah... it makes sense now that they have started the inspirational music and he pulled his head out of the swimming pool.

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Huh? Isn't it because the girl wanted to fake like she got beat up by him so her buddies can [censored] him up? Which they did. That one guy even had to say, "Cool it dude, don't go psycho on him".

Funny stuff.

I think I'm addicted to porn too. My friend is really addicted to porn. Aren't most guys?

We are lame. Bye.

mason55

06-20-2005, 11:14 PM

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Huh? Isn't it because the girl wanted to fake like she got beat up by him so her buddies can [censored] him up? Which they did. That one guy even had to say, "Cool it dude, don't go psycho on him".

Funny stuff.

I think I'm addicted to porn too. My friend is really addicted to porn. Aren't most guys?

We are lame. Bye.

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Yeah sorry, I was so inspired I wasn't making sense. That was a good plan. I thought they could have elaborated on that, made it a much bigger subplot. That movie could have used at least another hour or so, expanding on the swim team kicking his ass. Maybe showing Justin reforming and having a talk with his swim buddies and turning them around too. Then they could all go to church together with his ex girlfriend and his family.

I'm getting all teary just thinking about it.

Time for some tranny/animal porn.

mason55

06-20-2005, 11:41 PM

From the message board:

"this movie is more than true. I have lived threw it with my 15 year old son."

HOW CAN YOU HAVE A CHILD AND NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL THROUGH!?!??!

Sponger15SB

06-21-2005, 12:44 AM

This movie is so awsome. I can't stop laughing.

The Truth

06-21-2005, 12:51 AM

This movie is worthwhile, and it touches on some aspects of life that may be useful to of our fellow OOT posters.
<font color="white"> Just kidding its [censored] stupid, but hilarious just the same. </font>

wonderwes

06-21-2005, 01:32 AM

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This mom is such a bitch. Just let the kid see some titties.

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That trailer was hilarious. I would just like to add that the mom, Kelly Lynch, was in the movie HomeGrown, where she is a character along Billy Bob Thorton that plays as a Northern California marijuana grower.