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tbach24
06-18-2005, 09:38 PM
Firstly, don't give me any of that "but luck doesn't exsist" stuff, I don't care

What do you do to increase your luck?

I find that drinking lots of walmart water helps.

raisethatmofo
06-18-2005, 09:56 PM

The Armchair
06-18-2005, 09:56 PM
Step one:
Load six-chamber pistol with one bullet.

Step two:
Spin chamber.

Step three:
Point gun at right temple (or left, if you are a lefty).

Step four:
Pull trigger.

You will either increase your luck or make the whole concept of luck rather irrelevant.

tbach24
06-18-2005, 09:57 PM
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I'm gonna hurt you.

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The same way you hurt Bobbofitos? (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=ssplnlpoker&Number=1845713 &PHPSESSID=&fpart=1#Post1845713)

tbach24
06-18-2005, 09:58 PM
Okay I'm going to go try, I'll let you know how it works out.

CallMeIshmael
06-18-2005, 09:59 PM
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Firstly, don't give me any of that "but luck doesn't exsist" stuff, I don't care

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Then you've come to just about the worst place to ask this question.

BusterStacks
06-18-2005, 10:01 PM
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I'm gonna hurt you.

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The same way you hurt Bobbofitos? (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=ssplnlpoker&Number=1845713 &PHPSESSID=&fpart=1#Post1845713)

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ahahah owned.

tbach24
06-18-2005, 10:09 PM
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Firstly, don't give me any of that "but luck doesn't exsist" stuff, I don't care

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Then you've come to just about the worst place to ask this question.

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No, that would've been the nerd forum. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/postlist.php?Cat=&Board=scimathphil) /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Mayhap
06-18-2005, 10:22 PM
Throw away all your toilet paper and wipe your butt exclusively with burlap. It will make you a stand up guy and lucky as hell cuz nothing worse will happen to ya all day after that.

Talk2BigSteve
06-18-2005, 10:40 PM
Give all your money to help the church to advance the spread of the gospel of Jesus Christ. Only God can help you now. Only God can..Oh Terribly Sorry Wrong Forum.

Steve

SpearsBritney
06-18-2005, 11:06 PM
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Firstly, don't give me any of that "but luck doesn't exsist" stuff, I don't care

What do you do to increase your luck?

I find that drinking lots of walmart water helps.

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HAHAHA Tbach, you rule!!! Consider me your new fanboy. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

MexKrax
06-19-2005, 12:22 AM
I'm already a very lucky person. In fact, I'd be willing to sell some of my excess luck. You can pay me by transferring money into my Party account. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

CallMeIshmael
06-19-2005, 12:26 AM
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Im pretty sure tbach is rating his own threads.

EliteNinja
06-19-2005, 05:53 PM
I don't shave when I take exams.
It's also NHL playoffs when exams take place.

Ray Zee
06-20-2005, 01:22 AM
dont listen to those guys they are a bunch of fools. to increase your luck you need to not change clothes or even underware if you had a winning day before. try to remember the route you drove and follow the same path. thats a good start.

tbach24
06-20-2005, 09:45 AM
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dont listen to those guys they are a bunch of fools. to increase your luck you need to not change clothes or even underware if you had a winning day before. try to remember the route you drove and follow the same path. thats a good start.

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This sounds like a good start. Should I do the same meal thing as well?