How much

[tbach24]

Would you charge to be punched in the face?

By a 150 pound female?

By a 180 pound male?

Assume little to no training in punching and not that much time spent in the gym.

I'm going to go with 20 and 50.

[jakethebake]

I like you tbach. That's why sometimes you really worry me.

[AlienCorpse]

10 and 5000

[tbach24]

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lol, no one wants to pay me to punch me in the face, it's completely hypothetical. I'm curious.

[jakethebake]

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lol, no one wants to pay me to punch me in the face, it's completely hypothetical. I'm curious.

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Call me when you get back down here. I'll pay you 50. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

edit: I'll give you another $50 if you'll eat dog poop.

[SpearsBritney]

I'm goin with $40/80. You never know, they might connect just right. Walking around with a black eye or fat lip just doesn't seem worth $50.

(Nice post BTW)

[Stuey]

100K each

I don't need the money.

[tbach24]

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I like you tbach. That's why sometimes you really worry me.

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lol, no one wants to pay me to punch me in the face, it's completely hypothetical. I'm curious.

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Call me when you get back down here. I'll pay you 50. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

edit: I'll give you another $50 if you'll eat dog poop.

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lol, you have military training so i'm assuming you can throw a good punch. i would NEVER eat poop for under 500000$

[jakethebake]

how much to make that hoo hooooo noise like the doughboy when i poke you in the stomach?

[tbach24]

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how much to make that hoo hooooo noise like the doughboy when i poke you in the stomach?

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lol, 10.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[RicktheRuler]

I haven't read the replies, but aren't you a girl? I am 180lbs. and if i punched you in the face--assuming no defense--you are going straight for surgery.

[tbach24]

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I haven't read the replies, but aren't you a girl? I am 180lbs. and if i punched you in the face--assuming no defense--you are going straight for surgery.

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No I'm a guy. This is a girl:
http://www.wallpaper-land.com/Celebrites-fem/Veronica_Varekova/Veronica_Varekova2008wp12_1024.jpg

[bholdr]

are you kidding? $50? I have had very little training (boxed a bit in HS) and i swear that if you let me punch you in the face (i weigh only about 170) i would lay you out at the very least- there's a good chance of permant injury. don't let anyone hit you in the face for less than a K, and if you're even doing that, you probably need to get a better job and make a little more money.

funny related story:

once when walking from bar to bar with a buddy of mine some street rat kid was offering to let people kick him in the head if they bought him a half-rack. My buddy is a third degree blackbelt in tae-kwon-do. i convincced both of them to back down from the deal, as the kid really wanted that beer, and my drunk freind would've enjoyed knocking the poor kid's head off. (he once stood chest to chest with me and kicked me in the side of the head so damn hard it almost knocked me out, even with head gear- i can't imagine how hard he could kick with a good wind-up).


also, those avatars are killing me. very nice.

one more thing, Tbach, do you even play poker?

last thing, i swear- as for the chick, bring it on, $50.

[raisethatmofo]

[tbach24]

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one more thing, Tbach, do you even play poker?

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Yes. I had an ugly day yesterday so not tonight though.

I think my price is a little higher than 50 the guy, perhaps 150 is better.

[tbach24]

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Tbach,

Do you play poker anymore ? I haven't seen you post on SSNL forum in like 2 months.

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yes...i switched to a mix of limit and nl but don't really post in poker forums although i read them a bit.

[RicktheRuler]

Sorry TBach. For some reason I was under the impression you were a female--no offense--I must have misread something.

Thanks for the pic though.

P.S. If i punch you in the face--even if you are a man--with no defense, you are going to the hospital.

[tbach24]

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Sorry TBach. For some reason I was under the impression you were a female--no offense--I must have misread something.

Thanks for the pic though.

P.S. If i punch you in the face--even if you are a man--with no defense, you are going to the hospital.

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No offense taken, but I am going to think more on the price.

[manpower]

I got a buddy took one in the face for $20. He didn't get hit too hard though, just a some slight swelling the next day. Oh, and I've got it on video.

[tbach24]

I've been punched in the face a couple times, and I don't think it hurt that much. I'd have to use judgement with the size of the guy and the confidence he has. Also, I think I'd also want to have to have the right to dodge it if it looks too scary.

[kerssens]

I was drinking in the U-District in Seattle one night and there was a guy on the street that was letting you mash a shaving cream pie in his face for $5. One of the people I was with gave him a pretty good shot in the nose.

[RicktheRuler]

There is some video that has been floating around on the internet with some guy getting punched in the face.

This one sucks
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/practicepunch.html

This one is funny
http://www.shooshtime.com/clips/video.php?id=3904

This looks fake
http://www.stupidcollege.com/items/Super-Punch

This is [censored] up
http://www.idleriot.com/media/videos/Horrid/207/Clerk_gets_punched_in_the_face_and_robbed.html


I have also seen one where a black dude playing ball over sees gives the ref the most brutal puch I have EVER seen. If someone can find that I'll be forever indebted to that person.

[naphinfitos]

I am going to take tbach up on this one. I see him almost daily, and now that I know it's only gonna cost me $50 to break his nose I can't think of a reason not to do it.

[tbach24]

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I am going to take tbach up on this one. I see him almost daily, and now that I know it's only gonna cost me $50 to break his nose I can't think of a reason not to do it.

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Alright I'll take you up on that, (nathan only weighs 130)

[raisethatmofo]

[tbach24]

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You see tbach everyday ? How's that ? Same school ? Hey tbach, have you seen any chicks stare at you on the train/subway lately ?

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out of school

[Talk2BigSteve]

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I like you tbach. That's why sometimes you really worry me.

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lol, no one wants to pay me to punch me in the face, it's completely hypothetical. I'm curious.

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Whatever you make getting punched in the face by OOTers, I bet I could make 100x it if I said "How much would you pay to kick me in the nuts?"

Steve

[jakethebake]

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You see tbach everyday ? How's that ?

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[tbach24]

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You see tbach everyday ? How's that ?

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He's a friend of mine.

[jakethebake]

Where are you now anyway, tbach? School's out I guess. Are back in FL?

P.S. naphinitos, give him a poke for me.

[tbach24]

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Where are you now anyway, tbach? School's out I guess. Are back in FL?

P.S. naphinitos, give him a poke for me.

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I live in MA. We kinda have a house in FL. It's like, whenever we go down there, it's ours, but it's not really ours it's my grandfather's.

[jakethebake]

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Where are you now anyway, tbach? School's out I guess. Are back in FL?

P.S. naphinitos, give him a poke for me.

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Aaaah. O.K. I got it.

I live in MA. We kinda have a house in FL. It's like, whenever we go down there, it's ours, but it's not really ours it's my grandfather's.

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[Yeti]

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I'm going to go with 20 and 50.

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Do you even live in the real world?

[The Stranger]

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Would you pay to be punched in the face?

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[mason55]

I've been voluntarily punched in the face numerous times. All it takes for me is a bunch of Jack Daniels and I'll give an open challenge. I usually get taken up on it too. I guess the only difference is that I tell people they have to hit me in the side of the face, along my jaw, towards the front. I definitely had one night where I just stood still with a friend while we hit each other in the face back and forth. He's about 175lbs.

[Emmitt2222]

Female I would do like 50, but I dont know if I would let a strong guy ever do this too me.

Have any of you guys ever played the slapping game? Saw some drunk people play this and it was hilarious. They start off just exchanging light slaps, 1 for 1, and by the end they are just wailing on each other causing lots of swollen cheeks and laughter from non-participants.

[RicktheRuler]

Watching people play "the slapping game" is probably one of the funniest things you can do--esp when all parties are very intoxicated.

Playing the slapping game sucks.

[Dan Rutter]

Can they punch you anywhere in the face, or does it have to be the side of your face or something? Because if you punched in the mouth or nose or something that would change things a lot.

[tbach24]

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Can they punch you anywhere in the face, or does it have to be the side of your face or something? Because if you punched in the mouth or nose or something that would change things a lot.

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The side.

[Yeti]

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Can they punch you anywhere in the face, or does it have to be the side of your face or something? Because if you punched in the mouth or nose or something that would change things a lot.

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The side.

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Uh, specify this in the original thread next time. This is somewhat akin to starting a 'How much would you charge to get kicked in the balls?' thread, then nonchalantly dropping in that you'll be wearing a cup.

Anyway, depending on the person, probably $400-1000. I'm not in great need of the money.