How do you shave?

[asofel]

I expect this will be lopsided, but I'm still curious.

[miajag81]

I use an electric razor.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I have a lazer.

[jakethebake]

With a big pile of poop.


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[asofel]

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I have a lazer.

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hehe, ok for electric shavers the poll is N/A, and those lucky enough to laze the hair from off your face...well damn you, I don't have an option for you...

For those that use blades though...answer away.

[Shajen]

I slather my face up with left over bacon grease. I go against the grain with a rusty sharpened spoon.

Oh, and this was done a while back.

And the lack of options is weak sauce.

Better luck next time.

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[jakethebake]

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Oh, and this was done a while back.

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It was done twice in a week awhile back.

[asofel]

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I slather my face up with left over bacon grease. I go against the grain with a rusty sharpened spoon.

Oh, and this was done a while back.

And the lack of options is weak sauce.

Better luck next time.

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lmao...guess i missed it...but this response, and jake's big pile of poop have made it enjoyable anyway...

[steelcmg]

With a rusty razor thats the only way to go.

[IronDragon1]

Shaving would make the bees unhappy

[Jersey Nick]

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Shaving would make the bees unhappy

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I'll put my razor on the rocket ship with them.

[Kyo Souma II]

You forgot...

wet shave, no cream?
wet shave, cream?
dry shave?

[otctrader]

Box cutter gives the closest shave, although I'll substitute a kitchen knife if there isn't one handy. Finish off with a 100-proof grain alcohol aftershave; sometimes I'll just use gasoline for variety's sake.

[steaknshake925]

whats a lazer?

[asofel]

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whats a lazer?

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i think its a british laser? like color -> colour, and um, criticize->criticise...but reversed?

[turnipmonster]

dry, against the grain, with a mach 3.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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whats a lazer?

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i think its a british laser? like color -> colour, and um, criticize->criticise...but reversed?

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lazer (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2276678&Fo rum=,f20,&Words=%2Blazer&Searchpage=1&Limit=25&Mai n=2276673&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=&daterang e=1&newerval=2&newertype=m&olderval=&oldertype=&bo dyprev=#Post2276678)

<font color="white"> No, it's more like moran or retart.

Alright, I [censored] up. I lost track of which LASIK thread this took place in and I was thinking it was today's and not one from a couple months ago. I read them both today. </font>

[asofel]

hehe, gotcha. yea i hadn't caught that other thread...pretty amusing though...

[asofel]

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dry, against the grain, with a mach 3.

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ouch.

[turnipmonster]

I get the blade wet, does that count as wet? it doesn't hurt or bother me at all.

--turnipmonster

[asofel]

guess you're serious then....and yeah, blad wet definitely helps...try doing it completely dry for a day or two and report back /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[WEASEL45]

with butter

[Talk2BigSteve]

I am one of the lucky ones that only has to shave 2-3 times a week.

I go to a barber who is about 60 years old or a little older, and get a straight razor cut for $4.

I think it is an artform what they can do with that razor, I think progress and modernization is slowly pushing aside this piece of Classic America and it to will become a forgotten part of American History...The Barber Shop.

Another piece of Americana that defined this great nation near extinction or gone completly like...

Uncle Sam's Pointed finger.
Coca-Cola Glass bottles.
Betty Grable Pin-ups
TV Dinners
Elvis Presley
The Jolly Green Giant
Rosie the Riveter
'57 Chevy
Marilyn Monroe
Muhammad Ali
Harley Davidson
Route 66
Woolworths
And the list goes on...

Steve

[OtisTheMarsupial]

against the grain except when that's impossible and then whatever way I can.

[Dead]

Perfectly.

[masse75]

Who says you have to shave?

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[Aytumious]

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Box cutter gives the closest shave, although I'll substitute a kitchen knife if there isn't one handy. Finish off with a 100-proof grain alcohol aftershave; sometimes I'll just use gasoline for variety's sake.

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The clear choice is gasoline everyday. Chicks dig the smell.

[imported_CaseClosed326]

You enjoy pain?