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Sponger15SB
06-17-2005, 01:46 AM
So we've got this one stupid stoner guy who is a crappy artists who refuses to get a job. So he asks his mom for $5 because he has no money on his and he might need a little cash in an emegency. So of course being his loving and generous mother goes to her purse, but she only has a $10 so she gives him a little extra. Next he asks his dad if he needs any errands run and she says he can go rent some movies with him, then he says he needs to use his truck.

So then what does he do with his dads truck and his moms money? He goes to the liquor store and buys beer! Not just any beer though, Guiness Stouts! Then he goes over to his friends house and smokes weed, he gets so stoned that on the way back he manages to forget to rent the videos and has to go back to the store.

I swear if they don't name the next True Life I see....

True Life: I'm a horrible [censored] up and waste of life

I'm never watching the show again.

Tron
06-17-2005, 01:47 AM
You need to post when the show begins so we can give running commentary.

Dacoops3
06-17-2005, 01:48 AM
This sounds like the best thing that has been on MTV in years!

Patrick del Poker Grande
06-17-2005, 01:49 AM
I thought for sure there'd be an OOTiot on the show.

nothumb
06-17-2005, 01:49 AM
Sweet, daryn's TV career is off to a great start!

NT

BusterStacks
06-17-2005, 01:50 AM
they should make

True Life: I dressed like a total [censored] for a Zoolander party and gave a picture of it to BusterStacks and every day I pray I don't piss him off enough to make him post it.

That would be awesome.

Sponger15SB
06-17-2005, 01:50 AM
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they should make

True Life: I dressed like a total [censored] for a Zoolander party and gave a picture of it to BusterStacks and every day I pray I don't piss him off enough to make him post it.

That would be awesome.

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I already posted it in gonores' thread today.

BusterStacks
06-17-2005, 01:51 AM
How about

True Life: I'm a NL pro who lost to a limit guy HU

wacki
06-17-2005, 01:52 AM
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they should make

True Life: I dressed like a total [censored] for a Zoolander party and gave a picture of it to BusterStacks and every day I pray I don't piss him off enough to make him post it.

That would be awesome.

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Dude.... just click on this link. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2655616&page=&view=&s b=5&o=&vc=1)

-Skeme-
06-17-2005, 01:54 AM
jesus. [censored]. christ. ahahahah.. and wtf is up with dude on the rights crotch/ass? its like, the opposite.. it looks like President Skroob from Spaceballs when his head was on backwards.

Sponger15SB
06-17-2005, 01:56 AM
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How about

True Life: I'm a NL pro who lost to a limit guy HU

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How about

True Life: I [censored] your girlfriend in the ass without a condom

Tron
06-17-2005, 01:57 AM
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True Life: I [censored] your girlfriend in the ass without a condom

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Three days later...

True Life: I Have a Urinary Tract Infection

Alobar
06-17-2005, 01:57 AM
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How about

True Life: I'm a NL pro who lost to a limit guy HU

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How about

True Life: I [censored] your girlfriend in the ass without a condom

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You should have worn one. I hear she gets around......like a record.

BusterStacks
06-17-2005, 02:00 AM
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How about

True Life: I [censored] your girlfriend in the ass without a condom

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sounds more like

True Life: Lame Replies

Sponger15SB
06-17-2005, 02:04 AM
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How about

True Life: I [censored] your girlfriend in the ass without a condom

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sounds more like

True Life: Lame Replies

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yeah that got cancelled for

True Life: You're an incredibly lame ass with no friends who sits inside his house all day and jerks it to clown porn and plays internet video games and picks his nose while talking to his clanmates because the only real relationships he has are on the internet because he is a [censored] albino piece of [censored] who burns with SPF 80 sunscreen on and not even his mother loves him and wishes every day she would have gotten that abortion and one day he might leave the house but even then he will probably get hit by a goddamn bus because his whole life is worthless and nobody will miss him when he is gone and people are going to laugh and nobody will show up to your funeral

-Skeme-
06-17-2005, 02:06 AM
True Life: The Run On Sentence

BusterStacks
06-17-2005, 02:15 AM
oh sponger, you're like a chihuahua barking his little heart out at a pitbull. Awwww, look he wants to play

ThaSaltCracka
06-17-2005, 02:18 AM
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True Life: You're an incredibly lame ass with no friends

[/ QUOTE ] hmmm... I have met a few of his friends.

-Skeme-
06-17-2005, 02:32 AM
Let's be honest here. Sponger is like 46. I swear he's old as hell. He looks like an old man, kinda like Abe Simpson.

Sponger15SB
06-17-2005, 01:50 PM
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You need to post when the show begins so we can give running commentary.

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This show is coming back on in 10 minutes for people on PST

SomethingClever
06-17-2005, 04:18 PM
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True Life: You're an incredibly lame ass with no friends

[/ QUOTE ] hmmm... I have met a few of his friends.

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Holy crap, that's a great avatar!

I just turned avatars back on after a three month hiatus.

masse75
06-17-2005, 06:18 PM
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How about

True Life: I [censored] your girlfriend in the ass without a condom

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sounds more like

True Life: Lame Replies

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yeah that got cancelled for

True Life: I'm Sponger15SB

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FYP

thatpfunk
06-17-2005, 06:21 PM
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Quote:

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How about

True Life: I [censored] your girlfriend in the ass without a condom



sounds more like

True Life: Lame Replies



yeah that got cancelled for

True Life: I'm Sponger15SB



FYP

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Is it just me, or was this the worst FYP ever?