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scott8
06-17-2005, 01:36 AM
In my condo. WTF? Is there even such a thing? Looked just like a roach, but it was red.
Big sucka.
God, there never is just one.
Patrick del Poker Grande
06-17-2005, 01:38 AM
I wouldn't go to bed tonight. His buddies'll probably eat your eyes while you sleep.
Alobar
06-17-2005, 01:40 AM
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I wouldn't go to bed tonight. His buddies'll probably eat your eyes while you sleep.

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or crawl down his mouth and go from the inside out
The Stranger
06-17-2005, 01:40 AM
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I wouldn't go to bed tonight. His buddies'll probably eat your eyes while you sleep.

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wacki
06-17-2005, 01:42 AM
pics?
OtisTheMarsupial
06-17-2005, 01:50 AM
Did you know roaches can live a week without their heads?

They die from starvation, of all things.

I know because I read it in Details.
scott8
06-17-2005, 01:54 AM
So I googled "red roach" and I got this crazy-ass make no sense story from India involving a red roach (http://www.traveller.org/india/1993/journal/india_roach.html)

Enjoy.
Blarg
06-17-2005, 03:41 AM
I've read that they can live a year off a thumb print.

Talk about depressing. It means you can basically forget about getting rid of them.

I've also read that the main reason they come into houses is looking for water. So, fix all your dripping sinks.
oreogod
06-17-2005, 04:13 AM
May have been a waterbug. Those things look like roaches, but they are giant and red. I think they have a black head.
MelchyBeau
06-17-2005, 10:33 AM
Its part of an underground advance alien civilization. The recent earthquakes in California have opened up a rift through their beloved city. Now they are coming to kill us all.

I'd suggest buying alot of Raid.

Melch