View Full Version : BedTime
HoldEm_Hero
06-16-2005, 11:04 PM
I'm laying in bed next to my beauiful wife and healthy 3 month year old son, could life get much sweeter? Life gave me lemonade, I just added sugar. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
tworooks
06-16-2005, 11:06 PM
you definitely need a bedside churro machine
istewart
06-16-2005, 11:07 PM
So, you're actually gay, and you were disowned by your parents, but you ordered your boyfriend Max to get a sex change operation, and then adopted a Chinese baby named Wang?
At least, that's my guess for the lemonade.
tbach24
06-16-2005, 11:07 PM
[ QUOTE ]
you definitely need a bedside churro machine
[/ QUOTE ]
Don't forget a slurpee machine. That is essentail.
HoldEm_Hero
06-16-2005, 11:07 PM
Noted
jakethebake
06-16-2005, 11:07 PM
[ QUOTE ]
you definitely need a bedside churro machine
[/ QUOTE ]
i have no idea why this is funny , but it's hilarious.
PoBoy321
06-16-2005, 11:08 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I'm laying in bed next to my beauiful wife and healthy 3 month year old son
[/ QUOTE ]
OK, first I was gonna say something like "you make me sick," but then I realized that "month year old" doesn't make sense, so you're clearly insane and can't be held accountable for your actions.
stankybank
06-16-2005, 11:13 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I'm laying in bed next to my beauiful wife... could life get much sweeter?
[/ QUOTE ]
Yes. Stick it in her pooper! /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
HoldEm_Hero
06-16-2005, 11:14 PM
Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.
JD
stankybank
06-16-2005, 11:16 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.
JD
[/ QUOTE ]
so.....................
you're not gonna stick it in her pooper?!?!?!
RunDownHouse
06-16-2005, 11:16 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.
JD
[/ QUOTE ]
This is the only comment in the thread that made me chuckle.
aLOWdAkING
06-16-2005, 11:21 PM
One question:
Why are you on your computer while in bed?
stankybank
06-16-2005, 11:22 PM
[ QUOTE ]
One question:
Why are you on your computer while in bed?
[/ QUOTE ]
so he can slowplay the nut flush while sticking it in her pooper!!
jakethebake
06-16-2005, 11:25 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.
JD
[/ QUOTE ]
You expected more?
Patrick del Poker Grande
06-16-2005, 11:38 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.
JD
[/ QUOTE ]
so.....................
you're not gonna stick it in her pooper?!?!?!
[/ QUOTE ]
POTD
PoBoy321
06-16-2005, 11:39 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.
JD
[/ QUOTE ]
Yeah, well that's what you get.
Alobar
06-17-2005, 01:38 AM
[ QUOTE ]
One question:
Why are you on your computer while in bed?
[/ QUOTE ]
yeah exactly. How great can this moment of bliss be if instead of enjoying it, hes posting on OOT? Don't ever try and become a Zen Monk
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
One question:
Why are you on your computer while in bed?
[/ QUOTE ]
yeah exactly. How great can this moment of bliss be if instead of enjoying it, hes posting on OOT? Don't ever try and become a Zen Monk
[/ QUOTE ]
Him: I love you so much.
Her: I love you more.
Him: You are so beauti...ooooh! Someone responded to my thread!
CrazyEyez
06-17-2005, 11:45 AM
[ QUOTE ]
you definitely need a bedside churro machine
[/ QUOTE ]
This seems capricious and arbitrary. And delicious.
ObnxNole
06-17-2005, 11:59 AM
Get rid of Bo bos... he is evil. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
HopeydaFish
06-17-2005, 02:13 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I'm laying in bed next to my healthy 3 month year old son, could life get much sweeter? Life gave me lemonade, I just added sugar. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
Jacko would agree with you.
vBulletin® v3.8.11, Copyright ©2000-2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.