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HoldEm_Hero
06-16-2005, 11:04 PM
I'm laying in bed next to my beauiful wife and healthy 3 month year old son, could life get much sweeter? Life gave me lemonade, I just added sugar. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

tworooks
06-16-2005, 11:06 PM
you definitely need a bedside churro machine

istewart
06-16-2005, 11:07 PM
So, you're actually gay, and you were disowned by your parents, but you ordered your boyfriend Max to get a sex change operation, and then adopted a Chinese baby named Wang?

At least, that's my guess for the lemonade.

tbach24
06-16-2005, 11:07 PM
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you definitely need a bedside churro machine

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Don't forget a slurpee machine. That is essentail.

HoldEm_Hero
06-16-2005, 11:07 PM
Noted

jakethebake
06-16-2005, 11:07 PM
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you definitely need a bedside churro machine

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i have no idea why this is funny , but it's hilarious.

PoBoy321
06-16-2005, 11:08 PM
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I'm laying in bed next to my beauiful wife and healthy 3 month year old son

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OK, first I was gonna say something like "you make me sick," but then I realized that "month year old" doesn't make sense, so you're clearly insane and can't be held accountable for your actions.

stankybank
06-16-2005, 11:13 PM
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I'm laying in bed next to my beauiful wife... could life get much sweeter?

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Yes. Stick it in her pooper! /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

HoldEm_Hero
06-16-2005, 11:14 PM
Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.

JD

stankybank
06-16-2005, 11:16 PM
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Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.

JD

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so.....................

you're not gonna stick it in her pooper?!?!?!

RunDownHouse
06-16-2005, 11:16 PM
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Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.

JD

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This is the only comment in the thread that made me chuckle.

aLOWdAkING
06-16-2005, 11:21 PM
One question:

Why are you on your computer while in bed?

stankybank
06-16-2005, 11:22 PM
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One question:

Why are you on your computer while in bed?

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so he can slowplay the nut flush while sticking it in her pooper!!

jakethebake
06-16-2005, 11:25 PM
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Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.

JD

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You expected more?

Patrick del Poker Grande
06-16-2005, 11:38 PM
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Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.

JD

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so.....................

you're not gonna stick it in her pooper?!?!?!

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POTD

PoBoy321
06-16-2005, 11:39 PM
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Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.

JD

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Yeah, well that's what you get.

Alobar
06-17-2005, 01:38 AM
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One question:

Why are you on your computer while in bed?

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yeah exactly. How great can this moment of bliss be if instead of enjoying it, hes posting on OOT? Don't ever try and become a Zen Monk

kyro
06-17-2005, 11:42 AM
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One question:

Why are you on your computer while in bed?

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yeah exactly. How great can this moment of bliss be if instead of enjoying it, hes posting on OOT? Don't ever try and become a Zen Monk

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Him: I love you so much.
Her: I love you more.
Him: You are so beauti...ooooh! Someone responded to my thread!

CrazyEyez
06-17-2005, 11:45 AM
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you definitely need a bedside churro machine

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This seems capricious and arbitrary. And delicious.

ObnxNole
06-17-2005, 11:59 AM
Get rid of Bo bos... he is evil. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

HopeydaFish
06-17-2005, 02:13 PM
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I'm laying in bed next to my healthy 3 month year old son, could life get much sweeter? Life gave me lemonade, I just added sugar. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Jacko would agree with you.