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Shaman
06-16-2005, 01:28 PM
The thread about an old poster named Suburban Poker Man (with links to his old posts included) prompts me to ask, Who do you think is the funniest 2+2 poster of all time? Provide links to their posts if possible.

swede123
06-16-2005, 01:29 PM
Rushmore has a pretty good sense of humor usually. I don't have any specific examples, it's just my overall opinion.

Swede

jakethebake
06-16-2005, 01:30 PM
Spaceman Bryce was funny too. /images/graemlins/frown.gif
Sup Bro
I still don't know why so many people that that Joeybitch thing was so funny.

Shajen
06-16-2005, 01:33 PM
Without a doubt it's me.

Biggest no-brainer of all time.

(the question, and myself)

bosoxfan
06-16-2005, 01:38 PM
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I still don't know why so many people that that Joeybitch thing was so funny.

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Insulting the mods will get you banned. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

jakethebake
06-16-2005, 01:39 PM
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I still don't know why so many people that that Joeybitch thing was so funny.

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Insulting the mods will get you banned. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Yea, I know who it was. We've been through that. And I know a lot of people found it hilarious. Just not my kind of humor.

Shajen
06-16-2005, 01:40 PM
I found it hilarious because of the fact that someone was stalking him and this was the solution.

It was a pretty novel approach to what was a somewhat scary problem.

asofel
06-16-2005, 01:42 PM
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I still don't know why so many people that that Joeybitch thing was so funny.

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Insulting the mods will get you banned. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Yea, I know who it was. We've been through that. And I know a lot of people found it hilarious. Just not my kind of humor.

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i found the repetition of the "and here is where i have to be a little delicate", follow by the description of the pwnage...

LALDAAS
06-16-2005, 01:44 PM
Jake your on my top 5 list

That avatar helps i think

bisonbison
06-16-2005, 01:51 PM
Monty Catsin.

spamuell
06-16-2005, 02:07 PM
link 1 (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=593661&page=&view=&sb =5&o=&vc=1)

link 2 (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=1037186&page=&view=&s b=5&o=&vc=1)

kyro
06-16-2005, 02:25 PM
I miss Erostratus and his 13-year old girlfriend.

IndieMatty
06-16-2005, 02:27 PM
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I found it hilarious because of the fact that someone was stalking him and this was the solution.

It was a pretty novel approach to what was a somewhat scary problem.

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I have no idea what/who joeybitch was.

Shajen
06-16-2005, 02:42 PM
If it actually is your birthday...happy birthday.

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bholdr
06-16-2005, 02:52 PM
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Spaceman Bryce was funny too. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Dynasty
06-16-2005, 05:40 PM
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I have no idea what/who joeybitch was.

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JOEYBITCH posted his "poker stories" in early 2002 for about a week and a half. Then, he disappeared.

THE BEST OF JOEY (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=gossip&Number=143685&page= 0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=all) was posted when the forum got new software in Septermber of 2002 and the thread has stayed alive in News, Views, and Gossip ever since then.

More than a year after that post, JOEYBITCH's true identity was revealed with an explanation of why it all happened.

sublime
06-16-2005, 05:41 PM
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wacki
06-16-2005, 05:42 PM
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After watching you hit on a man for a year, I agree.

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kerssens
06-16-2005, 05:43 PM
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PoBoy321
06-16-2005, 05:43 PM
Normally I'd say that I'm the funniest poster on 2+2, but I've really been off my game lately, so I don't know.

Reef
06-16-2005, 05:44 PM
Bison, you're up there...but you're no Spaceman Bryce

andyfox
06-16-2005, 05:58 PM
followed by Izmet Fekali. But you gotta be an old-timer to remember.

The Goober
06-16-2005, 06:02 PM
I think I'd vote for Brown Thumb. I just recently discovered the "Banned at Poo Mountain" thread and that [censored] had me laughing until my eyes watered. His song lyrics are hilarious.

Josh W
06-16-2005, 06:09 PM
For poker content, yeah....Izmet and Srendi. But I was up there once upon a time, wasn't I?

Dunno what happened. I'm gonna find a way to blame me losing my personality on Shaq.

Josh

steaknshake925
06-16-2005, 06:16 PM
i remember this guy i think it was ClevelandCollegeKid or something, he kept talking about how he's a high-stakes professional and therefore needs people to give him money. Cant find any of his threads though, they're pretty old (like 6ish months i think) but really funny. anyone remember?

Daliman
06-16-2005, 06:33 PM
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I have no idea what/who joeybitch was.

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JOEYBITCH posted his "poker stories" in early 2002 for about a week and a half. Then, he disappeared.

THE BEST OF JOEY (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=gossip&Number=143685&page= 0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=all) was posted when the forum got new software in Septermber of 2002 and the thread has stayed alive in News, Views, and Gossip ever since then.

More than a year after that post, JOEYBITCH's true identity was revealed with an explanation of why it all happened.

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Aren't WE coy and self-promoting all at the same time....

S'ok, the JB Files RULE! I remember some idiot doing a half-assed tribute to it about 6 months back. F that guy.

ClaytonN
06-16-2005, 06:44 PM
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JOEY VS. ROLF SLOTBOOM

HEY SCUM,

WHAT'S UP WITH POKER WRITER'S OBSESSION WITH MAKING TESTS AND QUIZZES? JOEY'S ALREADY LET YOU KNOW THE TRUTH- YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC DEGENERATE GAMBLERS WHO WILL EVENTUALLY LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY. BUT, SINCE YOU PIGS SEEM TO NEED THESE TESTS, HERE'S JOEY'S TEST: DO YOU PLAY POKER? IF YOU ANSERED "YES", THEN YOU ARE A PATHETIC DEGENERATE GAMBLER WHO WILL EVENTUALLY LOOSE ALL YOUR MONEY. THERE, THAT SHOULD SETTLE IT.

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David04
06-16-2005, 06:45 PM
Sup Bro? is definitely up there, although he wasn't really around long enough.

Ogre
06-16-2005, 06:49 PM
Gordan Bombay & Jackie Chan

dr. klopek
06-16-2005, 07:08 PM
2kf

scotty34
06-16-2005, 07:09 PM
El Diablo has a ton a great ones.

ClaytonN
06-16-2005, 07:09 PM
Gordan Bombay might have been the LEAST funniest poster ever.

jakethebake
06-16-2005, 07:13 PM
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Gordan Bombay might have been the LEAST funniest poster ever.

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there's no "may" about it.

Klepton
06-16-2005, 07:44 PM
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El Diablo has a ton a great ones.

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Paluka notified In a moment you will be automatically returned to the forum and told to stop sucking El Diablo's penis.

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