Weirdest thing in your daily routine?

[MEbenhoe]

This subject came up in a conversation I was having with a friend of mine. I still haven't figured out what mine is, but what is the weirdest thing that is a part of your daily routine?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I put my shorts on two legs at a time.

[2+2 wannabe]

probably having sex with my paraplegic girlfriend

wait, maybe breakfast....no it's definitely the cripple

[Brainwalter]

I sock and shoe each foot instead of socking both and then shoeing. Which apparently is not the norm.

[MEbenhoe]

I couldn't think of anything that weird so I'm gonna go with the fact that lately I've put Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle on every night before I go to sleep.

[LostMyMoney]

I spend 10 hours a day reading OOT

[mason55]

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I put my shorts on two legs at a time.

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This is before you make gold records?

[Reef]

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I spend 10 hours a day reading OOT

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weak sauce

[TStoneMBD]

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[-Skeme-]

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I sock and shoe each foot instead of socking both and then shoeing. Which apparently is not the norm.

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Pretty creepy, dude.

[bisonbison]

I sock and shoe each foot instead of socking both and then shoeing. Which apparently is not the norm.

Abomination.

[blaze666]

a daily poker tournament at 6am before school. that isn't weird here, obviously.

[raisethatmofo]

[jaxUp]

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I sock and shoe each foot instead of socking both and then shoeing. Which apparently is not the norm.

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I'm pretty sure you have some sort of mental illness based solely on this fact.

[brassnuts]

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Harold and Kumar sucked.

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Oh how wrONG YOU ARE!

[brassnuts]

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I sock and shoe each foot instead of socking both and then shoeing. Which apparently is not the norm.

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I'm pretty sure you have some sort of mental illness based solely on this fact.

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Could be Split-Brain Syndrome.

[Trump]

Jacking off

[Slacker13]

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I sock and shoe each foot instead of socking both and then shoeing. Which apparently is not the norm.

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My wifes dad did that, drove the whole family nuts. Doesn't even make sense. sock sock shoe shoe.

[MEbenhoe]

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Harold and Kumar sucked.



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OMFG, best movie ever STFU

[Reef]

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Harold and Kumar sucked.


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stop posting

[2planka]

Two cans of diet pepsi on the way to work. Every day.

[jakethebake]

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I sock and shoe each foot instead of socking both and then shoeing. Which apparently is not the norm.

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My wifes dad did that, drove the whole family nuts. Doesn't even make sense. sock sock shoe shoe.

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If it rains and he has to run out of the house for a fire and it's raining, he can hop around on one foot and not get his feet wet.

[moondogg]

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I sock and shoe each foot instead of socking both and then shoeing. Which apparently is not the norm.

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My wifes dad did that, drove the whole family nuts. Doesn't even make sense. sock sock shoe shoe.

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I believe there was a All in the Family episode about this (Archie arguing with the communist son because he did this)

[MarkL444]

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gag

[jakethebake]

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I believe there was a All in the Family episode about this (Archie arguing with the communist son because he did this)

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Yea. That was my reference about hopping around in the rain.

[LALDAAS]

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I spend 10 hours a day reading OOT and scratching my balls

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FYP

[Aces McGee]

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I couldn't think of anything that weird so I'm gonna go with the fact that lately I've put Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle on every night before I go to sleep.

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I did this with "Dazed and Confused" for the better part of the Spring semester of my junior year in college.

-McGee

[Talk2BigSteve]

After I shave every morning, I spend about 1-2 minutes making silly faces in the mirror for my own amusement.

Steve

[kurosh]

Every morning, right after I wake up, I pace around the walls of every room of my house three times, tapping a large knife against the wall every third step and utter Buddhist prayers of peace and happiness.

[Peca277]

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Every morning, right after I wake up, I pace around the walls of every room of my house three times, tapping a large knife against the wall every third step and utter Buddhist prayers of peace and happiness.

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Doesn't everybody?

[IndieMatty]

Every night I murder a stray cat.

[Shajen]

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Every night I murder a stray cat. Death by forceful penetration.

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FYP.

[LALDAAS]

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Every night I murder a stray cat. Death by forceful penetration.

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FYP.

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I laughed

[IndieMatty]

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Every night I murder a stray cat. Death by forceful penetration.

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FYP.

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I laughed

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so did I.

[ChicagoTroy]

I shave (my face) with a straight razor. In the fall & winter, I douse with a 5-gal. bucket of cold water every morning.

[Supersetoy]

About 8 years ago my mom didn't fully wash out a glass cup. I used that cup to get water and saw the soap bubbles rise to the top.

Since that day, any time I use any sort of cup (other disposable ones) I rinse it out in the sink before I use it. Everyday I rinse out about 2-3 cups before I drink from them.

Yes, I think I have a bit of OCD in me.

[gorie]

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I sock and shoe each foot instead of socking both and then shoeing. Which apparently is not the norm.

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i'd love to anxiously pound on your door immediately after shoe #1 is in place.

[Brainwalter]

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I sock and shoe each foot instead of socking both and then shoeing. Which apparently is not the norm.

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Frankly I find it strange that this gets such a reaction from you people. I don't even get why this is weird, let alone an abomination or a sure sign of mental illness.

What about other things? Say you're making a bunch of PBJ sandwiches. Do you guys spread out a bunch of slices of bread, put peanut butter on all of them, then put another jelly-covered slice on top of each? Or do you make each complete sandwich sequentially? If you do the former, is the latter as weird as the shoe thing, and why?

You guys' reaction to this seems very overblown. Can anyone explain?

I asked my friend which way he does it, and he said your way, but "I think that comes from as far back as my parents putting my shoes on." Well, same here, but my dad apparently taught me the freakishly weird way of doing it.

I still think my way is better anyway, you guys shift back and forth between feet too much.

[spamuell]

I still think my way is better anyway, you guys shift back and forth between feet too much.

Shut up, freak, no one cares what you think.

[SmileyEH]

Shaving in the evening. I rarely shave in the morning.

-SmileyEH

[Brain]

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Shaving in the evening. I rarely shave in the morning.

-SmileyEH

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Ditto. I'd rather have those 5 extra minutes of sleep in the morning than at night.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Shaving in the evening. I rarely shave in the morning.

-SmileyEH

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Ditto. I'd rather have those 5 extra minutes of sleep in the morning than at night.

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You guys must not grow much. I'd have a damned beard by the time I got to work if I did this.

[jakethebake]

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Shaving in the evening. I rarely shave in the morning.

-SmileyEH

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Ditto. I'd rather have those 5 extra minutes of sleep in the morning than at night.

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You guys must not grow much. I'd have a damned beard by the time I got to work if I did this.

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me too. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[tworooks]

i have to check myspace at 5:15 in the morning before i leave for football every day.
gotta see if someone sent a message or friend request right?
so addicting

[MEbenhoe]

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i have to check myspace at 5:15 in the morning before i leave for football every day.
gotta see if someone sent a message or friend request right?
so addicting

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OMG LITTLE MYSPACE BITCH

[tbach24]

Before I play poker I listen to "Hold On" by Dashboard Confessional.

Opening line: "Breathe in for luck"

[tworooks]

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OMG LITTLE MYSPACE BITCH

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i didnt think i'd ever make one. i had one "just to look at other peoples." but god dam, i just cant go on without it.

[Brain]

Nope, plus I can get away with some stubble at work because the boss does it too.

[nothumb]

I look for robotic midget anime double-penetration Asian gangbang amateur lesbian Brady Bunch themed incest porn.

Because not finding it gives me comfort that some things are still sacred.

NT

[plaster8]

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Yes, I think I have a bit of OCD in me.

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Speaking of OCD, every day before I leave, I check to make sure the back door is locked -- several times. Most days (after checking the back door a couple of times) I leave the house, lock the front door behind me, then unlock it, go back in and check the back door again.

No other behavior of mine resembles OCD, so I don't know where this came from. But it bugs the hell out of me. (And it's not like the stuff in my house is so valuable I'm paranoid about burglars, either.)

And I think it goes without saying that I have NEVER discovered that I left the door unlocked by mistake. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

I change my briefs at least twice a day, usually three times a day.

[MEbenhoe]

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I change my briefs at least twice a day, usually three times a day.

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hehe, Uncle Milo wears briefs

[nothumb]

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I change my briefs at least twice a day, usually three times a day.

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Don't worry, incontinence is not as uncommon as you would think.

NT

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Nope, plus I can get away with some stubble at work because the boss does it too.

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To be honest, I actually shave about twice a week because I work from home. I also smell like peanut butter and dog slobber because I'm wearing the same shorts and tee-shirt I did yesterday and I've been playing with my new puppy all day both days.

[Shajen]

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Nope, plus I can get away with some stubble at work because the boss does it too.

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To be honest, I actually shave about twice a week because I work from home. I also smell like peanut butter and dog slobber because I'm wearing the same shorts and tee-shirt I did yesterday and I've been playing with my new puppy all day both days.

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That poor poor puppy.

Bob Barker would disapprove Patrick.

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[jakethebake]

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I change my briefs at least twice a day, usually three times a day.

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Try Depends.