Clerkmeister rules

[punter11235]

Hello all,

Has anybody collected them all in one place ?

[jgorham]

I thought this was going to be about how great he was. I don't know what rules you are referring to.

[ckessel]

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Hello all,

Has anybody collected them all in one place ?

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Is that Clarkmeister's brother who works as a 7/11 clerk?

[punter11235]

Sorry, topic should be : "Clerkmeister's rules".
I came across Clerkmeister's rules in recent ElDiablo post about limit holdem terminology. 1# and 14# was quoted there... I wonder if anybody remember 2# to 13#.

[Sasnak]

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Hello all,

Has anybody collected them all in one place ?

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Is that Clarkmeister's brother who works as a 7/11 clerk?

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No that would be Dante, and he's not even supposed to be there today.

[Michael Davis]

"Sorry, topic should be : "Clerkmeister's rules".
I came across Clerkmeister's rules in recent ElDiablo post about limit holdem terminology. 1# and 14# was quoted there... I wonder if anybody remember 2# to 13#."

Oh man I hope more people see this.

FWIW, the Clarkmeister Rules is actually the title of a book no longer in print written by the esteemed 2+2 poster. Try searching Amazon.

-Michael

[einbert]

I did a quick google search but didn't get anything.

If anyone finds a place where I can buy this book online, please let me know! I really want a copy!

[TheLoser]

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Hello all,

Has anybody collected them all in one place ?

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Is that Clarkmeister's brother who works as a 7/11 clerk?

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No that would be Dante, and he's not even supposed to be there today.

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[Sasnak]

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Hello all,

Has anybody collected them all in one place ?

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Is that Clarkmeister's brother who works as a 7/11 clerk?

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No that would be Dante, and he's not even supposed to be there today.

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Randall???

[Entity]

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I did a quick google search but didn't get anything.

If anyone finds a place where I can buy this book online, please let me know! I really want a copy!

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Man, you guys are such jerks. Leading the poor guy on like that.

Amazon doesn't sell it anymore. You'll have to search on Ebay.

Rob

[Clerkmeister]

No, YOU rule!

-Clerkmeister

[Greg J]

There you go. All his posts in one handy dandy thread.

[Redd]

This could quite possibly be the least coherent non-zoo thread that I've read on 2+2.

[bobbyi]

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In Soviet zoo, non-2+2 coherent thread reads YOU least!

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FYP.

[DMBFan23]

where the hell is the clerkmeister gimmick account already

EDIT: he posted in this thread! yes!!!

[sthief09]

rules 2-13 don't exist

[Sponger15SB]

This thread is one of the funniest I've ever read and I have no idea why

[Greg J]

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This thread is one of the funniest I've ever read and I have no idea why

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I was thinking the same thing earlier. I thought I was losing it.

[jacki]

The first rule about Clerkmeister is, don't talk about Clerkmeister.

[sthief09]

usually i agree with you on these types of things but i think this is retarded

[sexypanda]

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rules 2-13 don't exist

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Clerkmeister's rules:

Rule 1: Play poker
Rule 2: ?
Rule 3: ?
Rule 4: ?
Rule 5: ?
Rule 6: ?
Rule 7: ?
Rule 8: ?
Rule 9: ?
Rule 10: ?
Rule 11: ?
Rule 12: ?
Rule 13: ?
Rule 14: Profit

[Clerkmeister]

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usually i agree with you on these types of things but i think this is retarded

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Clerkmeister's Rule # 56-b: "He who poops the party usually poops his pants too."