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bdk3clash
06-13-2005, 09:02 PM
http://www.clarkmade.com/imagesshow/show01.jpg
More info here. (http://www.clarkmade.com/show.html)
PoBoy321
06-13-2005, 09:03 PM
Why does it look like they're in a prison?
spamuell
06-13-2005, 09:04 PM
Is the red flower a sink or a urinal for the freakishly tall?
bdk3clash
06-13-2005, 09:04 PM
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Why does it look like they're in a prison?

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They're in an art gallery. <insert joke here>
PoBoy321
06-13-2005, 09:07 PM
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They're in an art gallery. <I guess guys who love anal sex just like the same interior design too.>

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spamuell
06-13-2005, 09:07 PM
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They're in an art gallery.

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Oh, right. I wonder if these guys (http://www.renewal.org.au/artcrime/pages/duchamp.html) will pay a visit.
RacersEdge
06-13-2005, 09:11 PM
Slight hijack here, but close enough I think..

Ever see those urinals that have the "fly" drawn into the porcelan? There were actually studies that showed that the fly gave guys an aim point and reduced "spillage"...
BusterStacks
06-13-2005, 09:13 PM
Russell Simmons has a gold toilet. Not gold colored... made of gold.
Pocket Trips
06-13-2005, 09:14 PM
screw that! I won't piss or crap in anything you can't pull an upper-decker in /images/graemlins/smile.gif
BusterStacks
06-13-2005, 09:26 PM
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screw that! I won't piss or crap in anything you can't pull an upper-decker in /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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pls tell me you have actually done this legendary move.
balkii
06-13-2005, 09:29 PM
in taiwan, i used the urinal at a very nice restaurant. it was filled with ice cubes.
PoBoy321
06-13-2005, 09:30 PM
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in taiwan, i used the urinal at a very nice restaurant. it was filled with ice cubes.

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This is common in a lot of places. It keeps down the urine smell.
-Skeme-
06-13-2005, 09:43 PM
They're cool if Manut Bol or George Muresan stops by.
Pocket Trips
06-13-2005, 09:51 PM
Well I have never done an upper decker but me and my friends have had many immature experiences with poop in college

1. put a turd in the lounge microwave in the main academic building on campus and set it for 20 minutes... this was at around 10am.. by noon they cancelled all classes in the building for the day /images/graemlins/grin.gif


2. I once crapped in a rutgers dorm shower b/c I hated the guy whose room we were at.

3. As a going away present to the school and the prick RA who wrote us up for kegs all year long on the last day we plugged in a hot plate filled with water crap, water, Semen, and Deer genitalia (don't ask) and just left the building as it was boiling over
bdk3clash
06-13-2005, 10:00 PM
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in taiwan, i used the urinal at a very nice restaurant. it was filled with ice cubes.

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This is common in a lot of places. It keeps down the urine smell.

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And provides you with a sense of accomplishment when you melt all the ice.
StevieG
06-13-2005, 10:06 PM
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Slight hijack here, but close enough I think..

Ever see those urinals that have the "fly" drawn into the porcelan? There were actually studies that showed that the fly gave guys an aim point and reduced "spillage"...

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I used a urinal in Amsterdam that had a plastic soccer goal, with a ball hanging from the crossbar. Hit, the ball, and it deflected into the goal.

Best...aim...ever
Blarg
06-14-2005, 12:09 AM
Jeez, these are absurd. They make pissing look like a gay experience.

I would have liked to see a Venus Fly Trap model.