Do I win the fattest 2+2er Award???

[Talk2BigSteve]

Since we here in OOT have to be nice so we don't get the dreaded http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/lock.gif from the secret society of MIG (Men in Green). I figure I could still make fun of myself without getting censored.


I am 6'4" and 328lbs as of yesterday. Here I am...
http://img240.echo.cx/img240/2743/dscf01075sk.jpg

So do I win, or do you have me beat?

Steve

[Clarkmeister]

I'm starting to think you are as gay as pokerjo was female.

[spamuell]

I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.

I am 18 though.

[miajag81]

Steve, at risk of sounding preachy, 328-lb smokers tend to have much shorter lifespans than the general population.

[bisonbison]

Those who would beat you are currently stuck in their chairs, futiley gesturing with their hamfists at tiny cameras just out of reach.

[Alobar]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.

I am 18 though.

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jesus christ boy!!!

Have you seen "the machinist"??

eat some god damn food!! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[James Boston]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.


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That's not healthy...seriously. Are you missing any limbs/organs to account for this?

[Talk2BigSteve]

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Steve, at risk of sounding preachy, 328-lb smokers tend to have much shorter lifespans than the general population.

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Now really, Mat, Should give the Surgeon General a special color as well.

Steve

[miajag81]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.


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We're just glad you made it out of Auschwitz alive.

[spamuell]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.


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That's not healthy...seriously. Are you missing any limbs/organs to account for this?

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lol no I'm just still a skinny kid, I'm sure I'll grow out.

[CallMeIshmael]

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We're just glad you made it out of Auschwitz alive.

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Nothing like a good Holocaust joke

[SmileyEH]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.

I am 18 though.

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Dear Jesus.

-SmileyEH

[spamuell]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.


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We're just glad you made it out of Auschwitz alive.

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Well I am Jewish and my great-grandparents are from Poland and Lithuana, so I'm not offended by that at all.

[bisonbison]

Well I am Jewish and my great-grandparents are from Poland and Lithuana, so I'm not offended by that at all.

First they came for the Holocaust jokes, and I said nothing...

[Arnfinn Madsen]

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Well I am Jewish and my great-grandparents are from Poland and Lithuana, so I'm not offended by that at all.

First they came for the Holocaust jokes, and I said nothing...

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Then the gay jokes, etc. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Inthacup]

I weighed that much at one point when I was 18 as well, except I was 6'2". Some of that was because I was on the wrestling team, but mostly, I was just that skinny and couldn't put on weight. Now, I weigh about 180, but I can relate.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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Well I am Jewish and my great-grandparents are from Poland and Lithuana, so I'm not offended by that at all.

First they came for the Holocaust jokes, and I said nothing...

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Then the gay jokes, etc. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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already been posted in the "Why is it...." thread

SPIN MY DREIDEL (and by dreidel I mean cock, and by spin I mean suck)

Jewish and gay /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Steve

[Arnfinn Madsen]

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Well I am Jewish and my great-grandparents are from Poland and Lithuana, so I'm not offended by that at all.

First they came for the Holocaust jokes, and I said nothing...

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Then the gay jokes, etc. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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already been posted in the "Why is it...." thread

SPIN MY DREIDEL (and by dreidel I mean cock, and by spin I mean suck)

Jewish and gay /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Steve

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You are one of the capos /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Redmen62]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.


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That's not healthy...seriously. Are you missing any limbs/organs to account for this?

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lol no I'm just still a skinny kid, I'm sure I'll grow out.

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Eat more Spam.

[ethan]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.

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You may well win that one.

I went to high school with a kid who was 6'6", 120lb. Kinda scary-looking.

[The_Tracker]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.

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You may well win that one.

I went to high school with a kid who was 6'6", 120lb. Kinda scary-looking.

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Wow. And I thought I was thin.

6'3, 170

[BK_]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.

I am 18 though.

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to put that in context, an anorexic girl on americas top model (dont ask) was 5'10 and 116. a girl with no body fast or muscle.

[Clarkmeister]

Where do you deal?

[Bulldog]

118 and 328. I guess that makes me average. Or mean, or median, or whatever that term is.

[The Stranger]

I was thinking eating disorder too, and didn't think it was my place to say. Now that somebody else brought it up. Why would a naturally thin dude know his weight within two pounds, unless he just went to the doctor today?

[brassnuts]

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I'm starting to think you are as gay as pokerjo was female.

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I'm glad someone said it. I've been questioning his homosexual integrity for a while.

[The Stranger]

but why lie about it? a gimmick account of sorts?

if so, its still entertaining, and helps reduce the number of rude anti-gay comments.

I don't really care.

[bholdr]

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I was thinking eating disorder too, and didn't think it was my place to say. Now that somebody else brought it up. Why would a naturally thin dude know his weight within two pounds, unless he just went to the doctor today?

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maybe he has a bathroom scale? (not trying to be an ass, i have one and i usually check about twice a week and almost always know my weight to within a pound or so- I'm 5'9"/172 right now, for example)- and he WAS a wrestler, the habit of watching one's weight carefully is a hard one to break... maybe he's trying to GAIN weight (i would be if i was that skinny) and is keeping track of progress... just sayin' that 'eating disorder' is about the last thing that came into my mind.

[Brain]

Gonna go bring him dinner?

[Clarkmeister]

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Gonna go bring him dinner?

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Nah, just interested in seeing if I know who he is IRL.

[Brain]

Got ya beat. I'm 6'3, 160.

Clark's on the way over with dinner for you.

[wacki]

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I weighed that much at one point when I was 18 as well, except I was 6'2". Some of that was because I was on the wrestling team, but mostly, I was just that skinny and couldn't put on weight. Now, I weigh about 180, but I can relate.

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Ya I was 120 and 6-5 when I ran track/cross country.

[spamuell]

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maybe he has a bathroom scale?

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Yeah, I do. If everyone who has one of these has an eating disorder then there's a serious anorexia epidemic.

[rusellmj]

I think dbids might have you beat. And of course Raymer.

[Clarkmeister]

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but why lie about it?

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He's running bad and figures that by using a homosexual handle he'll get more serious responses to the hands he posts?

Crazier things have happened.

[Brain]

Wacki wins. Now go figure out her name.

[bisonbison]

I was also under the impression that PJN was a substantial man.

[Ogre]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.

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You may well win that one.

I went to high school with a kid who was 6'6", 120lb. Kinda scary-looking.

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Wow. And I thought I was thin.

6'3, 170

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I thought I was thin too, 6'2" 130

[brassnuts]

That shirt in the pic is pretty gay though.

[Eurotrash]

eh, you're big, but I don't necessarily think you're orca fat.

[wacki]

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I was also under the impression that PJN was a substantial man.

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If he is I hope he starts working out. Not only do I want him to live a long full life but losing weight will help him out in many other areas of his life....

[LondonBroil]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.

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You may well win that one.

I went to high school with a kid who was 6'6", 120lb. Kinda scary-looking.

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6'5" 145lbs. Trying to gain some.

[bisonbison]

Hey, I wish these guys the best too. My dad spent my entire life as a slightly-fatter version of roger ebert, and that sucked for him.

But what can I say?

Being fat is terrible for you, makes you feel bad and makes other people treat you bad, and all three effects actually reinforce each other, so you'll be much better off if you figure out a non-destructive way to enable yourself to opt out of your superpainful shame spiral and lose some weight, chunks.

[Talk2BigSteve]

I just took a [censored] and had to piss as well, I am down to 326 now!!!

Steve

[nothumb]

I remember one of the crotchety old libertarians in politics made some post about not owning any pants that fit him except sweats. It was either MMMMMM or Kurn son of Mogh (apologies to which ever one of those guys is not hideously overweight).

NT

[Daliman]

BDids looks like a big boy, mebbe 375, but then again, tuff to tell how tell he is.

Daliman
5"7 7/8" 154 lbs and fat.

[Olof]

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I remember one of the crotchety old libertarians in politics made some post about not owning any pants that fit him except sweats. It was either MMMMMM or Kurn son of Mogh (apologies to which ever one of those guys is not hideously overweight).

NT

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It was MMMMMM (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1948724&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=all&vc=1)

[CrashPat]

I too am a gigantic fat guy. Oh wait, nevermind. I am 5'6" and weigh 155. Once I was up to 160, and when I was weight lifting I weighed the same but had a 6 pack. Now I just drink 6 packs. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

The guy that is 6 foot and weighs 118 needs a sammich.

[wacki]

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Hey, I wish these guys the best too. My dad spent my entire life as a slightly-fatter version of roger ebert, and that sucked for him.

But what can I say?

Being fat is terrible for you, makes you feel bad and makes other people treat you bad, and all three effects actually reinforce each other, so you'll be much better off if you figure out a non-destructive way to enable yourself to opt out of your superpainful shame spiral and lose some weight, chunks.

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ya, those are other reasons. Still, fat people don't live that long. It's a fact. I want PJN to be around so I have someone cool to talk to when I retire to a local cardroom.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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I too am a gigantic fat guy. Oh wait, nevermind. I am 5'6" and weigh 155. Once I was up to 160, and when I was weight lifting I weighed the same but had a 6 pack. Now I just drink 6 packs. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

The guy that is 6 foot and weighs 118 needs a sammich.

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Yeah reminded me the joke "If Mama Cass would have given half her sandwich to Karen Carpenter they might both still be here today!"

Steve

[Jakesta]

5'11 160.

[SCfuji]

dont worry spam. once you go to college you will lift everyday instead of going to class and will add 40-50 pounds easily.

[Sykes]

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I might win the slimmest 2p2er award. I'm 6 foot and weigh 118 or 119lb.

I am 18 though.

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That's hot. What's your secret?

[Sponger15SB]

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I remember one of the crotchety old libertarians in politics made some post about not owning any pants that fit him except sweats. It was either MMMMMM or Kurn son of Mogh (apologies to which ever one of those guys is not hideously overweight).

NT

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It was MMMMMM (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1948724&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=all&vc=1)

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hehehe, I loved my response in that thread

[TimM]

Heh, I have this scale (http://shop.store.yahoo.com/comfort/whiracfoot.html) which is accurate to 0.1 lb. I bought it because I was sick of getting +/- 3 lb. variations every time I stepped off and back on my old digital scale. It's fun to weigh yourself before and after various bodily functions. I also use it for estimating shipping on my ebay auctions.

[iMsoLucky0]

How old is your bulldog Steve? Mine is 6 months old and he still looks like a puppy alot of the time.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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How old is your bulldog Steve? Mine is 6 months old and he still looks like a puppy alot of the time.

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He is around 2 or 3 he is a rescue dog, so no one really knows for sure. He was found malnurished and obviously abused last year walking down the side of the interstate, and I got him in December, he is up to 53 pounds and very healthy now. Winston Churchill is happy & spoiled now!!! He spends his days sleeping on a big furry beanbag in the living room.

Steve

[Eurotrash]

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I remember one of the crotchety old libertarians in politics made some post about not owning any pants that fit him except sweats. It was either MMMMMM or Kurn son of Mogh (apologies to which ever one of those guys is not hideously overweight).

NT

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It was MMMMMM (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1948724&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=all&vc=1)

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Wow, this thread has some gems, thanks for the link

[PhatPots]

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I'm starting to think you are as gay as pokerjo was female.

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Ya steve, I pictured you to look flamboyently gay from all your posts, but you look straight. Or non flamboyently gay.

[PhatPots]

All these posts about overweight/skinny people are making me feel great. I am 5'9, 163 lbs. Gained about 20 lbs from the gym in the past 5 months.

[billymonk]

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Well I am Jewish and my great-grandparents are from Poland and Lithuana, so I'm not offended by that at all.

First they came for the Holocaust jokes, and I said nothing...

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HAHAHAHAHA

[jakethebake]

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I remember one of the crotchety old libertarians in politics made some post about not owning any pants that fit him except sweats.

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That thread was hilarious. Didn't he have to go to jury duty or something? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[B Dids]

5-8 330.

6-4 328 isn't that fat on a forum full of poker players.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Those who would beat you are currently stuck in their chairs, futiley gesturing with their hamfists at tiny cameras just out of reach.

[/ QUOTE ]funniest post I have read in weeks.