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skipperbob
06-12-2005, 08:14 PM
/images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif Alternate Title = Sweet Variance

B/R on Fri @ 0430 PST = $1345
B/R on Sun @ 1700 PST = $5375

16 $215's @ 56% ITM / 68% ROI
13 $109's @ 76% ITM / 168% ROI

Should I quit work & turn Pro? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Skipper"F'ing"Bob
Who is testing the cashout curse to see if it goes into effect when I make a shameless lameass outa my butt "shipit" post

HighestCard
06-12-2005, 08:16 PM
I'm in awe of your luckyness...
Nah, im just jealous, I spend all my time on 5+.50's and cant even get 15% ROI...

skipperbob
06-12-2005, 08:18 PM
At least my post won't be flamed by Yugo; since I didn't mention Gigabet anywhere /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Unarmed
06-12-2005, 08:19 PM
Wait, I thought you were just the forum mascot. You mean you actually have game? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

treeofwisdom7
06-12-2005, 08:20 PM
nice job. keep up the good work for another 500 STT.. if you avg 100% then wow i'll bow to you. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Freudian
06-12-2005, 08:22 PM
You should have 30 buyins at the level you are playing.

raptor517
06-12-2005, 08:24 PM
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Wait, I thought you were just the forum mascot. You mean you actually have game?

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game? bwahhaha, my sister could luckbox her way over 29 tournaments. ok ok ok, nice job mr skipper /images/graemlins/wink.gif holla

skipperbob
06-12-2005, 08:25 PM
I have unlimited credit with Irie/Zen/Suited/Slacker/Raptor/Yugo/Beef/etc. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

SuitedSixes
06-12-2005, 08:38 PM
Good job! Do you think that poker is more lucrative than roulette?

The Yugoslavian
06-12-2005, 08:40 PM
I think this is undeniable proof that poker is rigged.

Yugoslav

Big Limpin'
06-12-2005, 09:43 PM
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I think this is undeniable proof that poker is rigged.

Yugoslav

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I concur. Guess they gotta keep their whales happy.

Hey SFB, give me a guess, ballpark, what percentage of races you won in those 36.5 glorious hours?

and, lol, great use of the word "pwned"

johnnybeef
06-12-2005, 10:50 PM
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You should have 30 buyins at the level you are playing.

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30 Buyins is only necesarry if you are a winning player. skipper usually just plays the role of high stakes donator until his depends starts leaking. good job bob!

SlackerMcFly
06-12-2005, 11:10 PM
My flabber is gasted!

And here I was going to post my huge run of 8/11 ITM (5 1sts and 3 2nds) this past week and a half.

SkibberF##Pop is my hero!

Slacker - Who is completely pwned

Daliman
06-12-2005, 11:26 PM
Except me.

BR at 8 PM CST=$4753
BR at 10 pm CST=$8803

10 215's 90% ITM/188% ROI

GJ tho old man. That'll keep ya in Depends.

SlackerMcFly
06-12-2005, 11:41 PM
Dali - That's almost enough to get that Karaoke machine you've always wanted. Do it again and you can get the Dance Dance rig as well.....

Great job!

Slacker - Who bought a six-pack with earnings today.

wulfheir
06-12-2005, 11:46 PM
that's 14% better than i'm doin.

skipperbob
06-13-2005, 12:05 AM
Absolute guess, but prolly 75%, or so.....U know how when ur running bad u just know that the three-outer is gonna come; well it was just the opposite....I got to where I was semi-bluffing & c-r on some real rags /images/graemlins/grin.gif