Hand names

[Mike Cuneo]

What are some funny names for hands in hold em? Last night someone won a pot with Q3, aka the "gay waiter" (queen with a trey). Never heard that before and I thought it was funny.

[toss]

QQ- Siegfreid and Roy
J5- Motown (Jackson 5)
JJ- Fish Hooks
22- Ducks
55- Speed limit

Someone else add the rest.

[Scorpion]

K9= canine
AKs= big slick
9 /images/graemlins/club.gif 9 /images/graemlins/spade.gif= The helmuth
69= big lick
4 /images/graemlins/spade.gif 4 /images/graemlins/club.gif= dark side of the fours

Just a few I know

[theredwave]

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What are some funny names for hands in hold em? Last night someone won a pot with Q3, aka the "gay waiter" (queen with a trey). Never heard that before and I thought it was funny.

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I think it's actually called a "San Fransisco busboy" and not a "gay waiter".

[shaundeeb]

all 3 names are given to the hand. think about is a San Fransisco busyboy is a gay waitor. Since, the city has been stereotyped as having a large gay population.

[TheTimeIsUp]

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What are some funny names for hands in hold em? Last night someone won a pot with Q3, aka the "gay waiter" (queen with a trey). Never heard that before and I thought it was funny.

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I was watching a game and he doubled up with Q3, and said "gay waiter wins!" I thought he was tlaking about himself /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[lightw1thoutheat]

88 buzz lightyear- to infinity and beyond

[lightw1thoutheat]

oh and this one too
J4 the spare tire

"whats a jack for?"

[utmt40]

T4- Good Buddy
AQ- Big Chick
KJ- Capt. Hook
and my personal fav. a buddy of mine called an all-in with this and won against Aces.
92o- The Turd...because his nickname was Turd Ferguson. lol

[UATrewqaz]

I have the most clever none of you have heard yet!!!

I have only had one B&M experience in my life, went and played 4 days of 3/6 in Tunica at the Goldstrike and some 2/4 at Sam's Town. Anyway due to some VERY VERY bad luck and some bad play on my part I finished down about $300 (not that much for 3/6 I guess, just one bad swing) but anyway the first day I got into a decent sized pot with a guy, we raised back at each other a bit on most streets and when the cards were turned over his AK bested my AQ.

The dealer turns to me and says "Do you know what we call AQ offsuit around here?" I'm all "No what?"

"Anna Kournikova... looks really pretty, rarely wins." - A /images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q /images/graemlins/club.gif

[utmt40]

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I have the most clever none of you have heard yet!!!

I have only had one B&M experience in my life, went and played 4 days of 3/6 in Tunica at the Goldstrike and some 2/4 at Sam's Town. Anyway due to some VERY VERY bad luck and some bad play on my part I finished down about $300 (not that much for 3/6 I guess, just one bad swing) but anyway the first day I got into a decent sized pot with a guy, we raised back at each other a bit on most streets and when the cards were turned over his AK bested my AQ.

The dealer turns to me and says "Do you know what we call AQ offsuit around here?" I'm all "No what?"

"Anna Kournikova... looks really pretty, rarely wins." - A /images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q /images/graemlins/club.gif

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LOL

[utmt40]

Also 77 is considered walking sticks.

[Ianco15]

83 - Dosi do.
J2 - Jackeroo.
K4 - Lion's roar.
85 - Highway.
Q8 - Qualcomm.
K7 - Lion's den.

[Alobar]

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What are some funny names for hands in hold em? Last night someone won a pot with Q3, aka the "gay waiter" (queen with a trey). Never heard that before and I thought it was funny.

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ugh, I H A T E hand names, and silently pray for a painful death to the originator every time I hear them uttered at a casino or by that hack on TV.

[GrandmaStabone]

94 - the stick-up hand (what's the 9 for?)

[Tooork]

haha /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[TexArcher]

8 J

The Dahmer

[shayneon]

J5 always makes me think of Jurassic 5.
It is also my most dealt starting hand, so I get their songs stuck in my head a lot. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Super System has a list.

[JDErickson]

I always like to make one up when someone asks what I had.

Pocket Matchsticks

Blue Moon

etc

[7ontheline]

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ugh, I H A T E hand names, and silently pray for a painful death to the originator every time I hear them uttered at a casino or by that hack on TV.

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[jaral]

some other hand names:

K2 - Michael Jackson (King with a little one)
J2 - Jack [censored]
44 - sailboats

[Greg J]

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Since, the city has been stereotyped as having a large gay population.

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The city does have a large gay population. It is not a stereotype, but rather a fact.

[silkyslim]

you guys missed the GrannyMae Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif5/images/graemlins/spade.gif

[Cancuk]

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Also 77 is considered walking sticks.

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actually they are called hockey sticks.

[utmt40]

72o- poop