What to get chick for birthday?

[tworooks]

tomorrow is this chicks birthday, and i have no idea what to get for a present. a little background. i've known her for about 6 months, shes oone of my best friends, i like her and she knows i like her and theres very little chance for a hook up, shes tight-passive(sorry for p0ker reference, but i think its a good analogy). oh and i wont be able to stick it in her pooper. so what am i supposed to get for a present? i am completely lost. go ahead make some jokes, but i want some serious replies too.

[bosoxfan]

nothing

[chaas4747]

Comp her at your home casino.

[tworooks]

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i already asked if i had to get her a present, she says "well, it is my birthday". obviously nothing was my first preference, but i think i have to

[swede123]

Cook her a nice meal. Find out what her favorite food is and make it for her. This way you can go all out romantic if you want a chance to take things to the next level, or you can make it all laid back and chillin' if you want to keep it on the friendship level.

Swede

[istewart]

Get her to unlock your Internet nanny program.

[RacersEdge]

Stuffed animal sounds about right for your case..

[Mayhap]

Flowers.
They will die and then she'll be anxious for something more.

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[xadrez]

Show up at her doorstep butt naekid except for bow-tie and cufflinks.

Shell love it.

[MarkL444]

a little background of your relationship tells us nothing about her. focus on her interests.

[chaas4747]

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Show up at her doorstep butt naekid except for bow-tie and cufflinks.

Shell love it.

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How do you attach the cuff links?

[tworooks]

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Cook her a nice meal. Find out what her favorite food is and make it for her. This way you can go all out romantic if you want a chance to take things to the next level

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she likes rolled tacos with guacamole, but its a little brithday party at the beach with other people there.

maybe i shouldnt even go, theres not even gonna be a pinata, how gay

[DemonDeac]

just roll outside her bedroom window with a gigantic boombox and play Peter Gabriel's "Your Eyes" holding the box above your head and just stare at her window



works every time

[surfdoc]

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oh and i wont be able to stick it in her pooper.

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What a total bummer.

[jakethebake]

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oh and i wont be able to stick it in her pooper.

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What a total bummer.

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Yes. Why are you friends with a girl who's pooper will never be available?

[RacersEdge]

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just roll outside her bedroom window with a gigantic boombox and play Phil Collins's "Your Eyes" holding the box above your head and just stare at her window



works every time

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That'd be Peter Gabriel I believe..

[xadrez]

Its like if you cut everything off a dress-shirt except for the wrist part, then attach cufflinks. Didnt really explain that too well either time, but basically tworooks will look like a chippendale.

[swede123]

Oops, I didn't realize you were the cyber nanny guy. My advice was aimed at someone with a little more freedom in their life, and also someone who's aiming at a girl who's favorite food is something slightly more sophisticated than tacos with guacamole.

Swede

[tbach24]

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Comp her at your home casino.

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Clearly the answer.

[Zoltri]

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What to get chick for birthday?

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Another chick.

[jakethebake]

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What to get chick for birthday?

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Another chick.

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So tacos with guac was a euphymism?

[junkmail3]

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Comp her at your home casino.

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I opened this thread for one reason. To post this reply. Damn you.

[Freakin]

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Comp her at your home casino.

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Fantastic.

Freakin

[asofel]

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just roll outside her bedroom window with a gigantic boombox and play Phil Collins's "Your Eyes" holding the box above your head and just stare at her window



works every time

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That'd be Peter Gabriel I believe..

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Not only that, its "IN Your Eyes" /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Phoenix1010]

Get her Supersystem. Then she'll become loose aggressive. Much better.

Or a vibrator.

[tbach24]

The answer is as in lots of situations: it depends.

How much the girl will care (this one is like a hill, there's a top to how much she should care, but if she does too much, you shouldn't be friends with her because she is too needy)

What other people are getting her (find a couple people on the same level of friendship as her and get her something >/= them).

That said, girls are fickle and she'll probably like something retarded more than what you get her, so you're bound to mess up.

Maybe a cool tshirt would be good.

If not a t-shirt, get her a good CD. What are her musical interests? The best part is you could give her like 5 burnt CDs or something like that.

[M2d]

make her childhood dreams come true. all little girls want a pony. get her a baloney one.

[Alobar]

Since you like her, and she knows you like her, but doesnt like you. Dont be the typical dumbass and get here some really nice gift that shows how much you like her. Thats just lame.

If you really ever want a chance with this chick, then get her a card, just write "happy birthday" sign ure name, and give her only that.

If you've entirely given up on the fact youll ever get more than "just friends" with her, then just buy her something on the par with what youd get any of your other friends.

[Thythe]

How many screenshots has your cyber sentinel program taken since it was installed?

[jaxUp]

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What are her musical interests? The best part is you could give her like 5 burnt CDs or something like that.

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If you're going to do this, at least make it a mixed tape. Classy.

[PITTM]

pornography...lots of it...

rj

[7ontheline]

Listen to Alobar. He is wise. Buying her something nicer in the hopes of impressing her just shows her you're a sucker. Since she knows you like her and is not super-keen about it, the only way you may get any interest is if you show her that she's not that special. Don't waste your time going all out, and don't get your hopes up too much either.

[handsome]

A pillow! It's practical (it's something she'll use every night) and available in all sizes, colors, shapes and price ranges. Get her one of those memory foam ones and maybe she'll reconsider the pooper idea.

[gorie]

i like when people give me money, placed inside a hand drawn birthday card.

but the lloyd dobbler boombox idea was best.
.. assuming you are lloyd dobbler.

[kerssens]

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i like when people give me money, placed inside a hand drawn birthday card.

but the lloyd dobbler boombox idea was best.
.. assuming you are lloyd dobbler.

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Its always Cusack this and Cusack that with you /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[FishNChips]

"Don't be a guy, the world is full of guys, be a man"

I'm not sure how this applies here, but it led to lloyd's boomboxseranade! Perhaps you should get her kickboxing gloves, its the sport of the future.

I just fell in love with Gorie for rattling off Lloyd Dobbler's name...

FishNChips

[Klepton]

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i am completely lost

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season 1 dvd

[Bluffoon]

Its interesting that she is one of your best friends yet you have no idea what to get her. After hanging around with her for six months you have no idea what she likes, what she wants, what would make her eyes light up?

Good god man get with the program. No wonder this woman doesnt care much for you. Pay attention to what is important to her, give this to her (not necessarily material things) and you will be , sigh, sticking it in her pooper in no time.

[B00T]

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i already asked if i had to get her a present, she says "well, it is my birthday".

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And this is why you go with your original thought, and get her nothing.

[DeezNuts]

She knows you like her but basically she doesn't feel the same way about you. She more or less told you she is expecting a present. The term is "chump".

DN

[J_B]

Make her a dinner of beans and sausauge. maybe she'll take a hint after some alcohol.

[LostMyMoney]

Because you are in highschool a card is the correct answer. It will anger her and for some reason might make her attracted to you.

The wrong answer is to go overboard. Based on the 'well its my birthday' comment + the fact that she knows youre into her but has no interest in you it seems that she thinks that you are a sap. Getting her something nice will make her think less of you.

If you are ok with just being friends with her, then find something that she likes but something small. Burning a couple CDs of music she likes is a good idea... find something small or nothing at all...

[shadow29]

A bracelet is my standard gift.

Just silver thing at Macy's or whatever.

[siccjay]

You like her? Yet, you know there is very little chance of hooking up?

Why are you buying her something again? Why are you even hanging out with her?

[siccjay]

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i already asked if i had to get her a present, she says "well, it is my birthday". obviously nothing was my first preference, but i think i have to

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LMAO

If she was a real friend she would have said "no, it's not a big deal" or something of that nature.

You don't have to do anything ESPECIALLY if she isn't putting out.

[Dead]

Show her some porn on your computer. Oh wait you can't, because your parents think you're a baby and got an internet nanny for you.

[somethingstupid]

tie a ribbon around your schlong.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

If you go the "just a card" route you really need to pick the right card. The plan won't work if you get some sappy ass card. Get a FUNNY card. Someething that shows her how perfect you are for her.

good luck.

[fluorescenthippo]

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Get her Supersystem. Then she'll become loose aggressive. Much better.

Or a vibrator.

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nh

[3rdEye]

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Stuffed animal sounds about right for your case..

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Wow, I think we have a winner.

Is she the intellectual type? An interesting book can be a good gift for that sort.