“Mowing the lawn” and other euphemisms

[DVC Calif]

I saw the subject of the post "Mowing the Lawn" and for some perverted reason thought he was talking about sex. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

What other phrases are there that capture this act so gloriously? (Non-gardening related).

I'll start: Cleaning the pipes.

[swede123]

Give someone a jump.

[hoopsie44]

"Getting your corn buttered"

"Yammy"

[Clarkmeister]

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[FouTight]

we have a friend who never really had a girlfriend, but eventually did, and he stopped hanging out very much. One weekend we called him and he said he couldn't hang out, he had to burn wood.

We figured that was some lame excuse that meant he was whipped, from this point on, we always refered to sex as 'burning wood' it makes sense on a few levels here.

[chaas4747]

Pickle tickle.

[Pocket Trips]

Loving your Raymond

[RacersEdge]

"creating the beast with two backs.."

Shakespeare

[Los Feliz Slim]

I've always thought that "Golden Corral" sounded like a perverted sex act.

[offTopic]

I thought all those pervs in the El Diablo Diet thread were hopping a plane to Bangkok when they were talking about "going out for rice pudding".

[goofball]

taking the skin boat to tuna town.
taking a ride on the wild bologna pony.
putting the hot dog in the bun.

[Reef]

found some on the net...

Carpet bumping
Cat got your tongue
Checking for squirrels
Cherry twist
Choking the oyster
Churning butter
Clam bake for one
Cleaving it to Beaver
Clubbin' the nubbin'
Coming into your own
Composing on the single key piano
Cook the clam
Cook your nookie
Cradle the cooch
Cuddling the kitty

[somethingstupid]

doing the damn thing

[beckham9]

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"Getting your corn buttered"


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i really like this one

[blaze666]

to pour oneself a warm chardonnay, jerking off.
to commit an act of self pollution

[HopeydaFish]

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found some on the net...

Checking for squirrels


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WTF??? LOL

[M2d]

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