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MrWookie47

06-09-2005, 12:55 AM

Ahhhhh.

I just finished taking my first year grad student oral examination. In summary, I beat it down like a cheap whore. I came damn close to earning a perfect score, a score which the dept. chair hasn't given out in his entire career. It's time to celebrate, and I'm celebrating big.

The first stage of my celebration was dinner. I grilled myself a 2 lb. porterhouse, steamed some potatoes, whipped up a Caesar salad, and poured myself a glass or 3 of a 1998 Sonoma County Cabernet. The wine was awesome, and the steak was better. It is so good to be a good cook. The second stage of my celebration was going out swing dancing with my friends. After having been cooped up in my apartment studying for this accursed thing for the last two weeks, 'tis good to get out for some booty shakin'. Third, it was time for more drinking. I headed out afterwards to the local blues club/biker bar for more dancing (live music this time), and buying all my friends a round of drinks. They have an outstanding selection of beer there, too.

The fourth stage is where you guys come in. Remeber that bottle of wine? Well, I still have half of it left, and that's a crime. Ergo, that wine will be finished tonight. I'll be at table "Rocking away" on Party until the wine is gone or I have to leave for the airport. It's time to go crazy before I take off. You see, the fifth stage of my celebrating is going to be heading to San Francisco to visit my lady-freind out there. It's going to be an excellent trip. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I'll see you there. We're taking over and going bonkers. Happy donking, and I'll leave you with the words of the soulful Lou Rawls:

I don't rank high in society,
I don't possess a Ph. D.,
But I'm all set con-fi-den-tu-ally,
Because I've got a girl who,
Loves nobody but me.

Firefly

06-09-2005, 01:02 AM

Sounds like a plan
I'm in seat 3

wpzone

06-09-2005, 01:03 AM

Congrats on ur exam and enjoy the vacation! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

irishpint

06-09-2005, 01:04 AM

im in seat 8. i see 3 other 2+2 there.

SteveL91

06-09-2005, 01:11 AM

Congrats man. What are you in grad. school for?

On the waiting list for the table.

Kumubou

06-09-2005, 01:14 AM

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im in seat 8. i see 3 other 2+2 there.

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I see five total, wtf.

This table looks like a tag-team of 2+2 (seats 7-10 and 1) vs. random fish (2-6). I seat select g00t.

[edit: Hahaha christ who is in seat 3? Sorry. /images/graemlins/blush.gif]

-K

SteveL91

06-09-2005, 01:17 AM

I'm now in seat 2.

Firefly

06-09-2005, 01:20 AM

i'm seat 3.
No biggie though
I always drop about 20BB at 2+2 tables...so fish label at will

MrWookie47

06-09-2005, 01:21 AM

I'm in for biophysics. Is mandacoach a 2+2er?

bottomset

06-09-2005, 01:24 AM

well I decided to test out 5/10 6max, found a good table won some and now am gonna piss a bunch of it away

Bungler

06-09-2005, 01:26 AM

What happened on the river when you flopped top set? That was weak lol.

Congratulations for kicking ass in school!

SteveL91

06-09-2005, 01:31 AM

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I'm in for biophysics. Is mandacoach a 2+2er?

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That's pretty cool. Congrats again.

Changed my mind. Just played 2.5hrs... I'm all pokered out and I'm simply incapable of playing a LAG 2+2 table.

cold_cash

06-09-2005, 01:52 AM

Prepare to feel my wrath.

(Or at least, prepare to feel my wrath if I ever get a seat.)

bottomset

06-09-2005, 01:52 AM

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I'm in for biophysics. Is mandacoach a 2+2er?

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doubt it, just very fishy and lucky .. seriously very bad

DavidC

06-09-2005, 01:53 AM

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Prepare to feel my wrath.

(Or at least, prepare to feel my wrath if I ever get a seat.)

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I'm #3 on the list, yourself? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

cold_cash

06-09-2005, 01:54 AM

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Prepare to feel my wrath.

(Or at least, prepare to feel my wrath if I ever get a seat.)

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm #3 on the list, yourself? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Right now I'm #5, but hopefully climbing fast. (I have a couple finals tomorrow I'm supposed to be studying for.)

DavidC

06-09-2005, 01:55 AM

Who's the rock in seat #2... identify yourself!! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

bottomset

06-09-2005, 02:00 AM

Jaran is the button, and the only person at the table, I'll give preflop respect too

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: bottomset is SB with J/images/graemlins/spade.gif, T/images/graemlins/heart.gif. MP2 posts a blind of $0.5.
3 folds, MP2 (poster) checks, 2 folds, Button raises, bottomset calls, BB calls, MP2 folds.

Flop: (7 SB) 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 4/images/graemlins/club.gif, 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 players)
bottomset checks, BB checks, Button bets, bottomset calls, BB raises, Button 3-bets, bottomset calls, BB calls.

backdoor time again

Turn: (8 BB) 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
bottomset checks, BB bets, Button raises, bottomset 3-bets, BB calls, Button calls.

halfway there

River: (17 BB) Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
bottomset bets, BB calls, Button calls.

bingo, complete with donkbet

Final Pot: 20 BB

milesdyson

06-09-2005, 02:05 AM

Call capping the flop is the only thing I can see that would make this line 100% correct.

MrWookie47

06-09-2005, 02:08 AM

N/M. Wrong hand.

MrWookie47

06-09-2005, 02:14 AM

This is the hand I wanted. Behold the utter pwnership.

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif. CO posts a blind of $0.5.
2 folds, MP1 raises, Hero 3-bets, 4 folds, BB calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets, Hero raises, BB calls, MP1 3-bets, Hero calls, BB calls.

Turn: (9.75 BB) A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets, Hero calls, BB calls.

River: (12.75 BB) 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets, Hero raises, BB folds, MP1 3-bets, Hero caps, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 20.75 BB

bottomset

06-09-2005, 02:26 AM

^^ nice, you got me with 72o too

Kumubou

06-09-2005, 02:28 AM

How do I protect flopped quads?

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Heroine is UTG+1 with 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
UTG calls, Heroine calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, 1 fold, CO raises, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG calls, Heroine calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 4/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (5 players)
BB checks, UTG bets, Heroine calls, MP2 calls, CO folds, BB folds.

Turn: (6.75 BB) 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif (3 players)
UTG bets, Heroine calls, MP2 folds.

River: (8.75 BB) A/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)
UTG bets, Heroine raises, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 12.75 BB

-K

MrWookie47

06-09-2005, 02:46 AM

Don't slowplay KQ. Same poor bastard both times.

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (8 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
5 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif, 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls.

River: (11.25 BB) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

Final Pot: 19.25 BB

Villain shows KQo

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (7 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with T/images/graemlins/club.gif, 8/images/graemlins/club.gif.
2 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, Button 3-bets, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) Q/images/graemlins/club.gif, A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, K/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Missed a frop c/r.

Turn: (3.75 BB) 6/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

River: (11.75 BB) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 19.75 BB

Villain shows KQo again. The schmuck.

12ozLongneck

06-09-2005, 02:53 AM

You pwn me.

MrWookie47

06-09-2005, 02:53 AM

I'm running out of words to describe how awesome I am.

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Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
4 folds, Hero raises, 3 folds, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) T/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB calls.

Turn: (7.25 BB) Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

River: (13.25 BB) K/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 15.25 BB

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (8 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 7/images/graemlins/club.gif.
1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, MP2 3-bets, 4 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) J/images/graemlins/heart.gif, A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)
Hero bets, MP2 raises, Hero 3-bets, MP2 caps, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.75 BB) 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets, Hero raises, MP2 3-bets, Hero calls.

River: (13.75 BB) 3/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets, Hero raises, MP2 3-bets, Hero caps, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 21.75 BB

Stuey

06-09-2005, 02:54 AM

I'm seat 3. Nice to meet you to. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

MrWookie47

06-09-2005, 03:03 AM

Ah, so you're the schmuck. Dude, that flop check behind with two pair was absolutely terrible. I was putting more money in the pot as is.

Stuey

06-09-2005, 03:10 AM

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Ah, so you're the schmuck. Dude, that flop check behind with two pair was absolutely terrible. I was putting more money in the pot as is.

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You are playing your best at this table? I am not. I was check raising ever one of your bets on every hand if you didn't notice. Those were fun hands though. Even after all that I am only down 1BB on that table. Cheers /images/graemlins/cool.gif

MrWookie47

06-09-2005, 03:15 AM

Did you see the 63o, 72o, and 73o hands? No, I'm not playing my best, but I thought aggression, not checking, was the name of the game.

Stuey

06-09-2005, 03:22 AM

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Did you see the 63o, 72o, and 73o hands? No, I'm not playing my best, but I thought aggression, not checking, was the name of the game.

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I'm not mad I hope your not. I guess I need to work on my donking. /images/graemlins/blush.gif Have a fun safe trip bro.

MrWookie47

06-09-2005, 03:28 AM

Thanks, man. I definitely had fun, and I'm anything but mad. I'm up 40 BB in spite of my donking. I look forward to sucking out on you again some time. /images/graemlins/smile.gif