Step Highers -- Where did they go?

[ThorGoT]

And where, oh where has my free roll gone?

[citanul]

please look to one of the other 100,000 threads on twoplustwo to answer this with the best collectively known information available, or the 1,000 posts in this forum. or call partypoker on the phone.

or drop dead.

whichever.

citanul

[Degen]

lol dam cit, have a bad run today?


Andre

[citanul]

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lol dam cit, have a bad run today?


Andre

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no, i hit my first intra day grand slam today. i'd say i didn't run bad at all in fact.

i just hate people.

citanul

[GoldenHorde]

My first thought was wow Citanul must be in a good mood tonight, then I looked back and saw that he suggested the poster drop dead and laughed uncontrollably.

[citanul]

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My first thought was wow Citanul must be in a good mood tonight, then I looked back and saw that he suggested the poster drop dead and laughed uncontrollably.

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must... not... break out laughing... girlfriend in room... me full of booze.

citanul

[Karak567]

Hey citanul, my ROI after my first 10 tournaments is 160 %, should I quit my job and go pro?

[GoldenHorde]

BTW Grand Slam a 1-1-1-1?

[adanthar]

Hey, if eight people go all in and I'm holding AA should I fold PF or not?

[LeVoodoo]

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Hey citanul, my ROI after my first 10 tournaments is 160 %, should I quit my job and go pro?

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How do you calculate ROI?

[citanul]

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Hey citanul, my ROI after my first 10 tournaments is 160 %, should I quit my job and go pro?

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Hey, if eight people go all in and I'm holding AA should I fold PF or not?

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har-dee-har-har guys. <font color="white">it ain't nice to mess with the drunk guy</font>

and yes, grand slam = 1, 1, 1, 1. i don't know who coined it. strangely(?) it was my first one intraday. pretty sad.

citanul

[citanul]

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Hey citanul, my ROI after my first 10 tournaments is 160 %, should I quit my job and go pro?

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How do you calculate ROI?

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i swear to god my eyes just started bleeding.

citanul

[GoldenHorde]

Well I have no understanding of bubble and am losing money but I would like to spend a couple days discussing this situation which could seriously affect my ROI....

Blinds 100/200

I'm in the BB with AA and 500 chips every other player has 2500 and has gone all in whats my move?

[citanul]

no, wait, bleeding stopping, this is quickly turning into my favorite thread of all time. perhaps we could keep it stickied, so people can understand that these questions only cause brain hemmorhages, nothing better.

citanul

[adanthar]

Is posting while drunk with your girlfriend who probably wants sex in the room more -EV than raptor doubling down on 13?

stay tuned /images/graemlins/smile.gif

edit: Hey I have a big pair on the bubble but the big stack pushed all in should I fold it?

[LeVoodoo]

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i swear to god my eyes just started bleeding.

citanul

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I win.

[GoldenHorde]

Is there a name for 10-10-10-10 I managed to pull that lovely feat once when I was angry drunk and playing $5+1's to blow off steam.

[adanthar]

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Is there a name for 10-10-10-10 I managed to pull that lovely feat once when I was angry drunk and playing $5+1's to blow off steam.

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Quadruple high dive?

[citanul]

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Is posting while drunk with your girlfriend who probably wants sex in the room more -EV than raptor doubling down on 13?

stay tuned /images/graemlins/smile.gif

edit: Hey I have a big pair on the bubble but the big stack pushed all in should I fold it?

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dude, she's out cold. lamer still, even though it's her birthday in 40 minutes, if i woke her for sex even then, she'd probably kill/castrate me.

citanul

edit: one day i'll buy this adanthar guy a beer.

[citanul]

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Is there a name for 10-10-10-10 I managed to pull that lovely feat once when I was angry drunk and playing $5+1's to blow off steam.

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i think we can all agree to call that the "joe torre" for the only man to bat into 4 double plays in the same game. (unless that has recently been done again.)

citanul

[citanul]

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Is there a name for 10-10-10-10 I managed to pull that lovely feat once when I was angry drunk and playing $5+1's to blow off steam.

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Quadruple high dive?

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what about "uh oh, it's time to make a post here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/postlist.php?Cat=&amp;Board=singletable), surely they'll be sympathetic.

citanul

[GoldenHorde]

OK either this beer is laced with LSD or your post just changed from Quadruple Sommersault to Quadruple High Dive while I was looking at it.

/edit just noticed you could edit posts without having them marked as edited that seems like a recipe for disaster

[GoldenHorde]

Nice the obscure Joe Torre reference, I was just discussing with a friend today what a sucker I am for obscure references.

[adanthar]

When we set up a bigger 2+2 meet and I actually have time to fly out, I'm doing two things:

1)Buying everyone 10 rounds
2)Playing a friendly SNG and then making 8 gigantic last longers

lol, I'll take you up on that sometime.

ps: arranging for a loud noise to wake your girlfriend up while being completely innocent and giving her a backrub at midnight is definitely +EV

[adanthar]

yeah I kinda did a high dive off the editing board

[GoldenHorde]

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When we set up a bigger 2+2 meet and I actually have time to fly out, I'm doing two things:

1)Buying everyone 10 rounds
2)Playing a friendly SNG and then making 8 gigantic last longers

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It's too bad any sort of meet will always be an obscene distance from me and its hard to justify a plane ticket to meet people from a MB, maybe ill have to make a run down to the WSOP to play in a tourney or two before it ends at least that I can justify.

[microbet]

I was trying to think of something with 4 beautiful women (10's) and couldn't really come up with anything. Closest I get is 'Coyote Ugly.' It may have had 5 girls, but maybe only 4 were very good looking, and it really sucked to boot (I assume - pretty fair assumption).

[adanthar]

Posting in this thread again to say my girlfriend just got home, was asked what would happen if I woke her up for sex, told me 'you may get it' and told me I could post it here.

My girlfriend's +EV /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[GoldenHorde]

Her telling you that was a huge -EV mistake for her sleep I hope she realizes that.

[microbet]

What would happen if, while I were having sex with my wife, I asked if I could go play poker?

[citanul]

like i said, quickly becoming my favorite thread of all time.

well, in about 90 minutes, i fully expect my slutty upstairs neighbor to bring home a new random guy from the bars a block from here and start having very loud sex. maybe that will both wake up the gf and put her in the mood?

i'm wondering if the results of adanthar's situation will be better called a stop and go or a called down bluff...

citanul

[microbet]

BTW, that was just a joke. I always wait at least 2 minutes after we're done.

[adanthar]

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like i said, quickly becoming my favorite thread of all time.

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Yeah, this is an awesome thread. Too bad I have to go to bed now /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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[d1sterbd]

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please look to one of the other 100,000 threads on twoplustwo to answer this with the best collectively known information available, or the 1,000 posts in this forum. or call partypoker on the phone.

or drop dead.

whichever.

citanul

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You know you could have just skipped his post or posted something helpful here. I am so sick of reading posts by you 10 million post no life meatheads that feel the need to insult everyone for making posts that are not quite up to the standards of someone that spends 4+ hours per day on this forum. I swear that some of you spend all your time on this forum insulting people or making 29 posts a day that are just 29 attempts to be clever.

A simple post telling him to use the search function would have been good enough.