Cruelest High School Nicknames

[gunt]

OK, we all went to high school with kids that earned nicknames for whatever reason ( deformities, lack of intelligence, drug/drinking problems, ugliness )
I want you guys to tell me some of the funniest nicknames you called people in high school, and for what reason.
I'll start:
scorch: a kid on the football team with breath that smelled like baked crap
hubble: a kid with glasses so thick i think he could see the crab nebula.
sloth: an extremely ugly/stupid girl with a cleft lip ( taken fronm the character in GOONIES )

[Aytumious]

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OK, we all went to high school with kids that earned nicknames for whatever reason ( deformities, lack of intelligence, drug/drinking problems, ugliness )
I want you guys to tell me some of the funniest nicknames you called people in high school, and for what reason.
I'll start:
scorch: a kid on the football team with breath that smelled like baked crap
hubble: a kid with glasses so thick i think he could see the crab nebula.
sloth: an extremely ugly/stupid girl with a cleft lip ( taken fronm the character in GOONIES )

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A kid was named "Brown Tongue" because he apparently had anilingus with his girl.

[manpower]

Whitefeet - because he beat off in the shower.

[gunt]

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Whitefeet - because he beat off in the shower.

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classic

[shadow29]

Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

[gunt]

here's another i just remembered: cookie monster.... she had 2 lazy eyes... beeer money where are you?.. I know you've got a few.

[PoBoy321]

Tumor Head, because I had life-saving brain surgery my sophomore year.

[Sponger15SB]

CLB - compulsive lying bitch

... to quickly rundown a few of this girls lies .... her dad was suppose to be in the WTC towers on 9/11, she was told she had some sort of rare heart ailment and needed surgery, she once had frostbite on her hands so bad they almost needed to be amputated, she was friends with jack johnson, she met kelly slater (6x world surfing champion) in australia and the next day she randomly saw him there again and he remembered her name, etc etc etc

Chainsaw Chan - asian girl who was horrible at sucking dick

[slickpoppa]

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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

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I call bullsh*t

[bholdr]

oh, god... i can't even share some of the ones that my freinds handed out- they had a nickname for EVERYONE, so that they could talk sht about a person when they were in the room and their subject wouldn't know who they were making fun of... sometimes the subject would participate in the jokes... awfull

these I can share:

they called one fat chick 'jubba-jubba'

one kid with acne acars 'BBA' (burned by acid)

and one freind of ours: 'captain buttsex'

edit: the lazy eye comment reminded me: 'CPG' (crack pipe girl)

and 'k-nubby fresh'- a kid missinf his index, middle, and ring fingers on one hand

[manpower]

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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

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I call bullsh*t

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I'd be curious to hear a little more on this too.

Some less priceless and more common ones:
Krazy - As in, that girl's ffing crazy, let's just call her that.
Cheeeeeeese - A la Old School, he was pretty socially inept, but so akwardly hilarious we all loved him. Plus he let us call him Cheese.

[shadow29]

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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

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I call bullsh*t

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No, it's not. He didn't cut his nails and he got really deep in there and fuc*ed something up. He didn't really want to go into it, understandbly, but I know both parties and it's not bs.

[gunt]

we had a kid with bad acne we called "frying pan" because he looked like he slept on one every night.

[bholdr]

here's some more really mean ones:

'best foods' a girl that had a kid and didn't get sewn up right, it was supposed to be like screwing a jar of mayo.

'scratch n' sniff' I don't even know why this guy was called this, but it had to be bad

'fukin' bogie' was a freind of ours, but was always doing stupid things, so, in exasperation, we just started calling him this...

'penis fingers' - I don't remember the story behind this one either.

man, this thread is taking me back.

[Benal]

Jigger - He was aledgedly caught jerking it in the school bathroom

Stump - Short and fat chick

Jigger Jr. - Jigger's brother

[thepuppet]

Poop-Dick

[Jeff W]

Irish Spring: A guy on my lacrosse team used Irish Spring soap as a masturbation lubricant at a hotel and ended up missing a tournament that day because of the burning.

[snorer]

"Jagged Edge" - an art teacher had a reputation from when she went there for scraping up dicks with her braces. She was hot to boot

[Dead]

2+2 nerds recalling making fun of other nerds. Classic.

[gunt]

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Jigger - He was aledgedly caught jerking it in the school bathroom

Stump - Short and fat chick

Jigger Jr. - Jigger's brother

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i would be so pissed if i entered high school with a nickname because of some stupid crap my brother pulled.... this is wicked funny though because i know people who experienced this.... it's a bum deal.. for instance, i have a friend everyone called kingfish in high school... his brother became " little fish "first day of class freshman year... that sucks.

[SackUp]

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2+2 nerds recalling making fun of other nerds. Classic.

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It is rather funny.

My favorite one to call people is "Dead"

We had a kid who looked like that gopher on Winnie the Pooh that used to whistled whenever he said a word with an "s" in it. We had fun with that. Whistling with "s"'s is fun!

[-Skeme-]

I used to call some chick Iron Mike because she had a wicked lisp. Some other kid I'd call Chief because he looked super Indian.


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2+2 nerds recalling making fun of other nerds. Classic.

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You are very possibly the biggest nerd on 2+2. In fact, you are. If I had a time machine, I would go back to HS and start calling people Dead, just to be an [censored].

[gunt]

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I used to call some chick Iron Mike because she had a wicked lisp. Some other kid I'd call Chief because he looked super Indian.

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2+2 nerds recalling making fun of other nerds. Classic.

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You are very possibly the biggest nerd on 2+2. In fact, you are. If I had a time machine, I would go back to HS and start calling people Dead, just to be an [censored].

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thank you... i think this is a legitimate thread and so far people have posted some funny nicknames ... i'm realatively new to the site , but i'm going to go out on a limb here and say Dead is a f*cking band geek.

[Benal]

You're a quick learner

[-Skeme-]

You would be correct in that assumption.

[DMBFan23]

this was college but the first time my best friend got head, he woke up and asked us all the next morning "is it supposed to feel like sticking your dick in a pencil sharpener?"

after that we called the chick pencil sharpener and talked about her more just so we could use the nickname... but never when she was around

[ripdog]

We had a burn victim that we called Krispy Critter. That's about as mean as it gets, I think. He was tough to look at and had a personality to match.

[Tron]

Fat girl with a bad tan: Oopma Loompa

There was a kid we called Pootie Tang, but that was based upon his last name. Plus, being called Pootie Tang isn't an insult at all because Pootie Tang is sweet. He sure did freak out, though.

[IggyWH]

** Note - spell gaf backwards since it's a censored word**

Not high school, but my freshman year of college we had this really annoying kid who lived in our suite. He fit the mold perfectly for a stereotypical Jew.

One day he did something to annoy me so I wrote on the dry erase board on his door "Dan is a gaf". His roommate got mad and said I couldn't write that incase someone walking by saw it, so he erased "gaf" and wrote "poop".

So I said screw that and wrote back in "gaf" but I didn't want to ink my hand all up erasing "poop" so I just drew a line through it.

That afternoon, another one of my suitemates walked by and read the sign as "Dan is a poop gaf". The nickname stuck and Dan was then known as "poop gaf" or just "poop" for short. He only lasted one semester and went back home to Boston since no one liked him.

[-Skeme-]

[censored] = k1ke?

[Your Mom]

[censored] boy. Last name was hunt. In middle school, we called him Mike. Then that turned into [censored] boy, which then turned into plain [censored]. Good times when a friend of mine with very little tact and I hung out at his house with his parents around. "[censored], get me a coke." "[censored], let's go outside."

[mcb]

During my spanish class when we were supposed to present our projects to the class it was a shy kids turn to present. This kid never spoke and was an sophmore in a class wiht mostly juniors and seniors. It was clear he was he was uncomfortable in the class and didn't want to present.

The teacher placed his cd containing the project in her computer so it could be displayed on the television and lo and behold two lesbians start going at it on the tv with full sound.

The kid burned his project on a cd with his porn collection. He rightfully earned the name "porno" from my friends and me. Soon most of the school knew him by that name. Poor fella.

[Dead]

Freshman year, one of our suitemates was this pasty white dude from Pittsburgh. We called him all kinds of names.

[Dead]

Your story is bullshit.

[mcb]

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Your story is bullshit.

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Right. That's why I would waste my time typing it up, esp. since the name porno isn't even that creative. Go find a mirror.

On a side not, the teacher did nothing to the kid, most likely because she felt so sorry for all the [censored] he took.

[Dead]

You are large and in charge. Making up stories like this to feel cool in front of the nerds on here makes your self esteem go up by half a point. If that's what it takes, then I guess it's cool.

[The Stranger]

I roll with a bunch of guys who all have nicknames. I'm 25, and the group ranges from like 17 to 90.

Here are some of the nicknames:

Stalker
Shrek
"Gay" Ray
Amish
Chickenhawk
Puker
Habib, Pepperdick (same guy)
Brawny Man
Moose
Cadaver
Rooster
"Who the fukk is" Phil
Sensitive Phil (6'4" burly biker who swears a lot)
Rat Brain Rhett
Beetlejuice
"Just the facts" Bill
Silverback (because he looks like a gorilla)
Colonel Sanders
"Never Late" Jim
"Crazy" Gideon (if you live in LA, you get the reference)
"Brother" Earl
Pee Wee
Chachi

Most of the handles are self-explanitory. Mine is "Umpire" Tom.

At the Friday night card game, we play a game called "Umpire" poker, because I brought it into the game.

5-Stud, hi-lo no qualifier, no declare, pot-limit, river down. Excuse the poker content.

[gunt]

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Your story is bullshit.

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Right. That's why I would waste my time typing it up, esp. since the name porno isn't even that creative. Go find a mirror.

On a side not, the teacher did nothing to the kid, most likely because she felt so sorry for all the [censored] he took.

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mcb, don't worry about it... this is yet another example of dead being a band geek and trying to make up for it... dead , just because you were a background prop in high school, don't think that you can make up for it now on 2+2 by trying ( unsucessfully )to degrade posters who have legitimate posts to make just because you were are dork in high school...you are a f*cking ghost.

[gunt]

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I roll with a bunch of guys who all have nicknames. I'm 25, and the group ranges from like 17 to 90.

Here are some of the nicknames:

Stalker
Shrek
"Gay" Ray
Amish
Chickenhawk
Puker
Habib, Pepperdick (same guy)
Brawny Man
Moose
Cadaver
Rooster
"Who the fukk is" Phil
Sensitive Phil (6'4" burly biker who swears a lot)
Rat Brain Rhett
Beetlejuice
"Just the facts" Bill
Silverback (because he looks like a gorilla)
Colonel Sanders
"Never Late" Jim
"Crazy" Gideon (if you live in LA, you get the reference)
"Brother" Earl
Pee Wee
Chachi

Most of the handles are self-explanitory. Mine is "Umpire" Tom.

At the Friday night card game, we play a game called "Umpire" poker, because I brought it into the game.

5-Stud, hi-lo no qualifier, no declare, pot-limit, river down. Excuse the poker content.

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pepperdick?... please elaborate.

[Dead]

You are fat and pasty. And you also wear glasses.

[The Stranger]

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pepperdick?... please elaborate.

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A prop bet involving a hot pepper in the urethra, IIRC.

[-Skeme-]

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You are fat and pasty. And you also wear glasses.

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You post here 50 times a day.

[poker-penguin]

Jesus, high school nicknames.

That takes me back, uh, to 97.

We had:

The Sunday night Guy - he was interviewed on a TV show of the same name and totally walked into about four gay jokes in a ten minute interview (we were an all boys school).

Rat Face - actually, it's me, I couldn't grow facial hair to save my life (still can't - shave once every week or two).

Red Wings - umm yeah, ya'll can guess this one right?

Dildo - it fit with his last name (well, that's the polite version).

Ian-cestuous - if you have a hot cousin, that's fine, if you happen to hook up with her, that's less fine, but telling your buddies about it?

Plus one guy's sister was called Bike (short for the town bicycle - everyone's had a ride).

And "the Vag" - he made the immortal mistake of asking a rather silly question in Health class when we were 14 years old.

Crapo, we were obsessed with sex.

Meh.

[gunt]

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You are fat and pasty. And you also wear glasses.

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i don't wear glasses...you don't know me... i'll knock your teeth down your throat... i've seen a pic of you... i'll hit you in the head with my shoe.. watch your mouth... yankees suck.

[RunDownHouse]

Quasimodo. Girl looked like a hunchback and was like some sort of idiot savant when it came to Greek mythology.

Some people actually called her this to her face. Pretty mean.

[jakethebake]

A friend of mine yelled, "Hey you! Ugly Girl!" at some poor girl and the name stuck. I don't even remember her name. To the whole school she was just Ugly Girl.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Well, this was freshman year of college, but there was a girl we called STD for Super Tramp Deluxe. It works out well in so many ways.

Oh and a kid we called CLiFF for Chubby Little Fat Fucker, but he thought we were calling him Cliff because of the guy on Cheers, so he thought it was good. He actually ended up becoming one of our better friends.

[JTrout]

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but he thought we were calling him Cliff because of the guy on Cheers, so he thought it was good

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He liked being compared to Cliff on Cheers? /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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but he thought we were calling him Cliff because of the guy on Cheers, so he thought it was good

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He liked being compared to Cliff on Cheers? /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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Well it wasn't that so much as he actually did bring a bunch of trivial knowledge, so he thought it was one of those bad is good kinds of things - like we were giving him some crap for it, but it meant we liked him.

[Frequitude]

One buddy got the nickname "Justin", as in "Just In" when his girlfriend revealed that he routinely blew after 3-4 seconds.

[young nut]

Big McLargeHuge was a good one i remember

[TomCollins]

Turkeyneck. This completely ugly girl in my high school who had no chin, and a big flabby neck. She wasn't even that fat.

[M2d]

one kid in high school had really fat cheeks. he was "assface"
a japanese girl was pretty short, round and hairy. a musubi in japanese is a rice ball that is typically covered with nori; the black/dark green seaweed paper that goes around sushi. guess what that girl was called.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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a japanese girl was pretty short, round and hairy. a musubi in japanese is a rice ball that is typically covered with nori; the black/dark green seaweed paper that goes around sushi. guess what that girl was called.

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Fattass? Hairy? Fat Harry? Hairball? Hedgehog?

[miajag81]

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Chainsaw Chan - asian girl who was horrible at sucking dick

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easily the funniest of all of these

[Tyler Durden]

one kid in high school was called slimer b/c he got caught whacking it in the locker room

[LALDAAS]

A guy - Grease monkey - never washed his hair (I mean NEVER)

Snaggle tooth - This girls teeth were so jagged

Swamp ass- This guy sweat so much the ass of his pants were always wet

Patty Pancake- Because she was fat

Dirty- Well this guy was

The hotdog girl- I think every highschool had the hotdog girl

Chewy - This guy was retared and sounded like a wooky when he talked

littlejunk -guy on the football team who quit after every one said he had a inny for his man hood when observered in the shower

The D&D clan- these uys sat around at lunch rolling dice and little figurines

There are alot more its just been 10 years since highschool

[jakethebake]

There was a really geeky kid names Hank that had a crush on my girlfriend. He called her up one night and told her he was whacking. She told everyone. So someone came up with Hank the Yank or alternatively Hank the Wank, Hank the Spank, etc. Hank's not a good name to have for a kid that publicly flogs it.

[Slacker13]

Cum Dumpster - do i really need to explain?

[hogua]

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Jigger Jr. - Jigger's brother

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Little brother gets dinged for brother's actions. Jr did nothing wrong, but he still gets screwed! Classic high school minds at work here. LOVE IT!!!

[Voltron87]

happy birthday jake

[drexah]

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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

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WTF? how!? what is 'the wrong way'

[skirk]

CD for Cum Dumpster. It was in college but this one girl would bang anyone who gave her the time of day. We called her this to her face no less.

[jakethebake]

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happy birthday jake

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Thanks, man. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Pocket Trips]

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CD for Cum Dumpster. It was in college but this one girl would bang anyone who gave her the time of day. We called her this to her face no less.

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this grl was named who hasn't at our school.. as in well i screwed ____ last nite...yeah well who hasn't?

fat girls with low self-esteem are what makes college fun /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[BreakfastBurrito]

My cousin was telling me last year about how there was a girl with short curly hair who she didn't like in HS. They took to calling her "Pubes".

[wh1t3bread]

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one kid in high school was called slimer b/c he got caught whacking it in the locker room

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Would this kid eventually become a person known as "Tyler Durden"?

[A_C_Slater]

I once smeared dog [censored] on my face in an attempt to get everyone to call me "Sh*tface" for the rest the year.

But I was such a cool kid that everyone just ended up telling me how good it looked on me /images/graemlins/cool.gif. The next day, like half the school showed up with sh*t on their faces.

Friggin posers.

[Tyler Durden]

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one kid in high school was called slimer b/c he got caught whacking it in the locker room

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Would this kid eventually become a person known as "Tyler Durden"?

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Hey wh1t3bread, this reminds me, freshman year of college, a kid on my floor who had the EXACT SAME FULL NAME AS YOU got caught by his roommate while trying to hand start the one-eyed yogurt thrower....

[wh1t3bread]

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one kid in high school was called slimer b/c he got caught whacking it in the locker room

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Would this kid eventually become a person known as "Tyler Durden"?

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Hey wh1t3bread, this reminds me, freshman year of college, a kid on my floor who had the EXACT SAME FULL NAME AS YOU got caught by his roommate while trying to hand start the one-eyed yogurt thrower....

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Slimer -

Wasn't it you who caught that guy?

[Aces McGee]

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we had a kid with bad acne we called "frying pan" because he looked like he slept on one every night.

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There was a kid in my class like that who was simply called "Face"

-McGee

[wh1t3bread]

No it wasn't. Sorry TD my mistake. Proof from a conversation with Tyler Durden(AKA Slimer) on AIM about 5 minutes ago:


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TYLER DURDEN/SLIMER: i just replied to you in that thread
wh1t3bread: hahahaha
wh1t3bread: i forgot about that story
TYLER DURDEN/SLIMER: i will never
wh1t3bread: was it u who caught him?
TYLER DURDEN/SLIMER: no
TYLER DURDEN/SLIMER: his roommate
TYLER DURDEN/SLIMER: if i had caught him
TYLER DURDEN/SLIMER: i would have helped him out



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[Tyler Durden]

you sick bastard




or maybe i'm sick...

[bones]

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Little brother gets dinged for brother's actions. Jr did nothing wrong, but he still gets screwed! Classic high school minds at work here. LOVE IT!!!

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A guy we knew "accidentally" jizzed in his gf's hair. He ended up becoming Panteen. When his (much smaller) little brother came to the school, he instantly became Travel Size, which may have been a blessing, considering he was the spitting image of Lee Harvey Oswald. It could have been much worse.

[HopeydaFish]

One of my best friends was nicknamed "Fetus" all the way through high school...because, well, he resembled a fetus (big head with really short hair, really tiny and thin body).

I gave one of my co-workers the unfortunate nickname of "Starvin' Marvin" (stolen from South Park). He was Ethiopian. Eventually people forgot his real name and just referred to him as "Marvin". I'm surprised we didn't get sued.

I also worked with "Pig Pen". He definitely deserved this nickname.

[Sully]

There was a kid in my high school who was a little bit mentally challenged. He was way older than anyone...like 20 years old, about 5'1" and he was really hairy. He tried out for the basketball team our sophomore year, and someone started calling him "Cro". As in Cro-Magnon Man. We were a small school so everyone made the team. He was on the bottom team, the C-Team, and everyone loved him, and he loved his nickname.

When he played, his shorts were way too big for him. He would have to use one hand to hold up his shorts while he ran up and down the court. At first, he only played about three minutes a game. But word spread about "Cro", and the gym started filling up for every C-Team game. The entire crowd would chant for "Cro", and the coach had no choice but to put him in the game....he would run up and down the court with one hand holding up his shorts, and the other hand pumping his fist in the air. The crowds were almost as big as the Senior Varsity games at that point, and "Cro" was the spotlight. Since he was always holding his shorts, he only had one shot....the Hook Shot. One game, he banked in a hook shot from 3 point-range, and the place went nuts. Next time down the court, he took the same shot, and got fouled. He made 2 out of the 3 free throws, and brought down the house. My best friend played in that game, and he scored four points. He will never live down the fact that "Cro" outscored him.

Needless to say, he became a giant celebrity in the school. He was in the Homecoming Court and almost won Prom King. He should have been the Student Body President, but I think the faculty "miscounted" the votes - I don't know of a soul who didn't vote for him.

"Cro" was The Man. For three years, he was the most popular kid at a high school of 1500 people. All nicknames are not bad.

It didn't hurt that he could buy beer.

[Mayhap]

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There was a kid in my high school who was a little bit mentally challenged. He was way older than anyone...like 20 years old, about 5'1" and he was really hairy. He tried out for the basketball team our sophomore year, and someone started calling him "Cro". As in Cro-Magnon Man. We were a small school so everyone made the team. He was on the bottom team, the C-Team, and everyone loved him, and he loved his nickname.

When he played, his shorts were way too big for him. He would have to use one hand to hold up his shorts while he ran up and down the court. At first, he only played about three minutes a game. But word spread about "Cro", and the gym started filling up for every C-Team game. The entire crowd would chant for "Cro", and the coach had no choice but to put him in the game....he would run up and down the court with one hand holding up his shorts, and the other hand pumping his fist in the air. The crowds were almost as big as the Senior Varsity games at that point, and "Cro" was the spotlight. Since he was always holding his shorts, he only had one shot....the Hook Shot. One game, he banked in a hook shot from 3 point-range, and the place went nuts. Next time down the court, he took the same shot, and got fouled. He made 2 out of the 3 free throws, and brought down the house. My best friend played in that game, and he scored four points. He will never live down the fact that "Cro" outscored him.

Needless to say, he became a giant celebrity in the school. He was in the Homecoming Court and almost won Prom King. He should have been the Student Body President, but I think the faculty "miscounted" the votes - I don't know of a soul who didn't vote for him.

"Cro" was The Man. For three years, he was the most popular kid at a high school of 1500 people. All nicknames are not bad.

It didn't hurt that he could buy beer.

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Really nice story

[Guy Incognito]

BLT - Guy with some kind of hormonal imbalance (Big Left Titty)

Scrappy - 5'2'' Italian guy who tried to act like a hardass all the time

Chocolate Cake - Black guy who was so fat he looked spherical

[BusterStacks]

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Really nice story

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[BretWeir]

There was this pasty blond-haired kid with a real white-trash haircut -- buzz cut on top with a long, skinny rat tail in the back. We called him Sperm.

[mmcd]

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There was a kid in my high school who was a little bit mentally challenged. He was way older than anyone...like 20 years old, about 5'1" and he was really hairy. He tried out for the basketball team our sophomore year, and someone started calling him " Teen Wolf ". We were a small school so everyone made the team. He was on the bottom team, the C-Team, and everyone loved him, and he loved his nickname.

When he played, his shorts were way too big for him. He would have to use one hand to hold up his shorts while he ran up and down the court. At first, he only played about three minutes a game. But word spread about " Teen Wolf ", and the gym started filling up for every C-Team game. The entire crowd would chant for " Teen Wolf ", and the coach had no choice but to put him in the game....he would run up and down the court with one hand holding up his shorts, and the other hand pumping his fist in the air. The crowds were almost as big as the Senior Varsity games at that point, and " Teen Wolf " was the spotlight. Since he was always holding his shorts, he only had one shot....the Hook Shot. One game, he banked in a hook shot from 3 point-range, and the place went nuts. Next time down the court, he took the same shot, and got fouled. He made 2 out of the 3 free throws, and brought down the house. My best friend played in that game, and he scored four points. He will never live down the fact that " Teen Wolf " outscored him.

Needless to say, he became a giant celebrity in the school. He was in the Homecoming Court and almost won Prom King. He should have been the Student Body President, but I think the faculty "miscounted" the votes - I don't know of a soul who didn't vote for him.

" Teen Wolf " was The Man. For three years, he was the most popular kid at a high school of 1500 people. All nicknames are not bad.

It didn't hurt that he could buy beer.

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FYP

[Subfallen]

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OK, we all went to high school with kids that earned nicknames for whatever reason

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No, I wasn't able to go to high school. Don't feel bad for me though, twas a blessing in disguise. Let's just say there would have been no lack of nastiness directed at me.

[Sully]

Quote: Teen Wolf

Actually, close, but not quite. Cro would absolutely dominate Michael J. Fox on the basketball court.

And they also didn't allow the leading scorer from the opposing team to stand under the basket and try to distract you when you shot crucial game-winning free throws.

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I went to summer camp during my HS days, and we met a girl that we nicknamed "Balrog".

A Balrog is the fire demon from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Picture a creature so hideous, so godforsaken ugly , that everyone flees from her presence. She had a gaping maw that hung ajar most of the time. She beat ass constantly, and nearly shattered my friend's spine when she punched him. Good times indeed.

[jakethebake]

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I went to summer camp during my HS days, and we met a girl that we nicknamed "Balrog".

A Balrog is the fire demon from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Picture a creature so hideous, so godforsaken ugly , that everyone flees from her presence. She had a gaping maw that hung ajar most of the time. She beat ass constantly, and nearly shattered my friend's spine when she punched him. Good times indeed.

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You hung out with some serious dorks, didn't you?

[clownshoes]

Pizza Face
because it looked like he had pepperoni all over his face
volcanic acne, sweet

[M2d]

dude, your friend got beaten up by a girl

[BeerMoney]

Gunt and I went to the same HS.

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hubble: a kid with glasses so thick i think he could see the crab nebula.

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I made hubble ride in my trunk..

Other good names:

"New kid" : He joined our school in 10th grade, and no one ever learned his name, cause I started calling him "New Kid".. Teachers would say "Is Jason X here?" And no one would know who the hell that was.

"Yoda": Semi Retarded girl who looked like yoda.

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sloth: an extremely ugly/stupid girl with a cleft lip

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People in my class referred to her as "Hatchet Face"

"Head" : Kid accused of sucking up to basketball coach and giving him head.

"Captain Caveman" One of those guys in high school who looked 40 years old.

"Cheezie" 2 Separate classes, each had red hair.

Drumroll Please........

"Mike "Trailer" Parker" : After a guy Named Mike Parker who lived in a trailer park.


That's all I can think of right now.. There are more.

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I went to summer camp during my HS days, and we met a girl that we nicknamed "Balrog".

A Balrog is the fire demon from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Picture a creature so hideous, so godforsaken ugly , that everyone flees from her presence. She had a gaping maw that hung ajar most of the time. She beat ass constantly, and nearly shattered my friend's spine when she punched him. Good times indeed.

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You hung out with some serious dorks, didn't you?

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She came up to us in the night. She was in our sports-activities group.

and trust me, if this girl punched you, you too would be flying through the air..she was insane.

[somethingstupid]

douchebag mcuglyface

[tinga81]

The story of Crapper Trapper.

Back in middle school, our typical ugly girl that every school had, apparently [censored] her pants, or developed poop stains on her underwear after Gym one day. She didn't want to wear them for the rest of the day, so she decided to put them in her Trapper Keeper. She left this pair of underwear in her possession, from class to class, for 4 or 5 periods in the day. After lunch, word had spread about the incident. I remember getting out of class later in the day, when I saw about 15-20 kids running down the hall to get away from her yelling "Crapper Trapper."

She never lived it down.

[Moyer]

Kickstand- Some random kid w/ a weird spur-looking growth coming out the back of his arm.

Consuelo- It really meant "c*nt-sway-low".

Marty- From Not Another Teen Movie (half retarded 90lb kid).

Also: Sloth, Pizza Face, Butter Face, Crotch Critter, Titty Boy, Jesus, etc.

[KaneKungFu123]

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doesnt this apply to every single post made in this thread?

[Mangatang]

E. T. - This girl whose eyes bugged out and were far apart

The Great Schism - This really boring and annoying guy that talked too much. When ever he would walk up to our group, we'd give the code word "Schism", and we'd all split up in different directions, so he could only attach him self to one of us.

Cobby - This was the nick name we gave to one of our teachers. She was so old, that she had to have cob webs between her legs.

Booger - A friend in college who looked just like Booger from "Revenge of the Nerds". We used the name Booger so much, that everyone forgot his real name. One time we happened to meet his girlfriend's parents somewhere. They were talking about how there daughter was dating a guy from our school. Then they said he was in our fraternity. We asked his name, and they told us, but we had no clue who they were talking about. At first we thought they were mistaken. Then one of use blurted out, "Oh! You mean Booger!" All the sudden, her parents got very quiet.

Ketchup Man - There was this guy in high school who always ate by himself in the cafeteria. He put ketchup on everything he ate. We watched him on hamburger day one time. He took the top and bottom bun, and coated the inside with ketchup. Then he coated both sides of the meat with ketchup. He put them back together, then with each bite, he dipped the whole thing in a side bowl filled with ketchup! When the vice principal of the school happened to be walking through the cafeteria, he stopped her and informed her that they had run out of ketchup, as if she was one of the cafeteria worker.