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Skjonne
06-08-2005, 01:37 PM
Here's a little bit of both (http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1112)

Sponger15SB
06-08-2005, 01:43 PM
Gerry: Hi! Pleased to meet you, I just moved in. My name is Gerry Ford.
Homer: [gasps] Former President Gerald Ford? Put her there! I'm Homer Simpson!
Gerry: Say, Homer, do you like football?
Homer: Do I ever!
Gerry: Do you like nachos?
Homer: Yes, Mr. Ford.
Gerry: Well, why don't you come over and watch the game, and we'll have nachos? And then, some beer.

Patrick del Poker Grande
06-08-2005, 01:44 PM
Oh... you meant soccer.

Thythe
06-08-2005, 01:45 PM
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Oh... you meant soccer.

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Crazy Europeans, can't even tell the difference between football and soccer.

jakethebake
06-08-2005, 01:47 PM
http://www.dentonrc.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/01-05/0128manure.jpg

Patrick del Poker Grande
06-08-2005, 01:47 PM
Really? Wow... I missed it the first time.

peachy
06-08-2005, 01:48 PM
happy bday jake???

captZEEbo1
06-08-2005, 01:50 PM
this video is hilarity.

swolfe
06-08-2005, 01:51 PM
nice shot

jakethebake
06-08-2005, 01:52 PM
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happy bday jake???

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thanks, peachy

Skjonne
06-08-2005, 02:55 PM
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Oh... you meant soccer.

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Oh no. I meant football. It's a game played the best in South America and Europe. It's a game with a ball that you're supposed to kick with your foot

Patrick del Poker Grande
06-08-2005, 02:59 PM
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Oh... you meant soccer.

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Oh no. I meant football. It's a game played the best in South America and Europe. It's a game with a ball that you're supposed to kick with your foot

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Yep. I'm pretty sure that's soccer.

jakethebake
06-08-2005, 03:00 PM
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Oh... you meant soccer.

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Oh no. I meant football. It's a game played the best in South America and Europe. It's a game with a ball that you're supposed to kick with your foot

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Yep. I'm pretty sure that's soccer.

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Brilliant! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

TStoneMBD
06-08-2005, 03:03 PM
i was expecting a touchdown dance by a naked chick. this goal kicking thing really just doesnt do it for me.

MarkL444
06-08-2005, 04:09 PM
no and no

manpower
06-08-2005, 04:22 PM
Am I the only one who's going to give her credit for putting one hell of a strike on the ball?

Patrick del Poker Grande
06-08-2005, 04:23 PM
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Am I the only one who's going to give her credit for putting one hell of a strike on the ball?

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Most likely, yes.

tbach24
06-08-2005, 04:24 PM
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Am I the only one who's going to give her credit for putting one hell of a strike on the ball?

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Kicking the ball bare foot is a very nice feeling. I prefer it than with cleats on.

She pwned the goalie.

Skjonne
06-08-2005, 04:37 PM
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Am I the only one who's going to give her credit for putting one hell of a strike on the ball?

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Most likely, yes.

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manpower don't listen to this drum fella. He doens't know [censored]. He even calls it soccer. WTF?

Skjonne
06-08-2005, 04:38 PM
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Oh... you meant soccer.

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Oh no. I meant football. It's a game played the best in South America and Europe. It's a game with a ball that you're supposed to kick with your foot

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Yep. I'm pretty sure that's soccer.

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Ignorance for 1,000 please Alex

Patrick del Poker Grande
06-08-2005, 04:39 PM
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Oh... you meant soccer.

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Oh no. I meant football. It's a game played the best in South America and Europe. It's a game with a ball that you're supposed to kick with your foot

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Yep. I'm pretty sure that's soccer.

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Ignorance for 1,000 please Alex

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I'll play your game, you rogue. But first, you need to address your lack of wit and a better sense of humor.

jakethebake
06-08-2005, 04:40 PM
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Am I the only one who's going to give her credit for putting one hell of a strike on the ball?

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Strike? So this is some kind of union thing? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Skjonne
06-08-2005, 04:49 PM
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Oh... you meant soccer.

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Oh no. I meant football. It's a game played the best in South America and Europe. It's a game with a ball that you're supposed to kick with your foot

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Yep. I'm pretty sure that's soccer.

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Ignorance for 1,000 please Alex

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I'll play your game, you rogue. But first, you need to address your lack of wit and a better sense of humor.

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Birth of Football - 1863 (http://www.fifa.com/en/history/history/0,1283,1,00.html)

Birth of American Football - 1869 (http://www.nfl.com/history/chronology/1869-1910)

I WIN!!!

PS What's a rogue?

jakethebake
06-08-2005, 04:59 PM
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Birth of Football - 1863 (http://www.fifa.com/en/history/history/0,1283,1,00.html)

Birth of American Football - 1869 (http://www.nfl.com/history/chronology/1869-1910)

I WIN!!!

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Inventing a good game in 1869 > inventing a crappy game in 1863.

Skjonne
06-08-2005, 05:08 PM
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Birth of Football - 1863 (http://www.fifa.com/en/history/history/0,1283,1,00.html)

Birth of American Football - 1869 (http://www.nfl.com/history/chronology/1869-1910)

I WIN!!!

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Inventing a good game in 1869 > inventing a crappy game in 1863.

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American Football is indeed a great game. I'm not in any ways trying to differ. But please, please tell me, why it's called American Football. I really want to know. It's a game of 4*20 minutes of throwing and running a ball. A total of 13 seconds on average is actually kicking the ball.

And the dudes that actually kicks the ball in the NFL are *all* foreigners - Yanks can't kick balls? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Skjonne
06-08-2005, 05:13 PM
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Birth of Football - 1863 (http://www.fifa.com/en/history/history/0,1283,1,00.html)

Birth of American Football - 1869 (http://www.nfl.com/history/chronology/1869-1910)

I WIN!!!

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Inventing a good game in 1869 > inventing a crappy game in 1863.

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Oh happy bday btw. I sincerly hope you get to stick it in someones pooper. You of all people deserve that

Patrick del Poker Grande
06-08-2005, 05:14 PM
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Birth of Football - 1863 (http://www.fifa.com/en/history/history/0,1283,1,00.html)

Birth of American Football - 1869 (http://www.nfl.com/history/chronology/1869-1910)

I WIN!!!

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Inventing a good game in 1869 > inventing a crappy game in 1863.

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American Football is indeed a great game. I'm not in any ways trying to differ. But please, please tell me, why it's called American Football. I really want to know. It's a game of 4*20 minutes of throwing and running a ball. A total of 13 seconds on average is actually kicking the ball.

And the dudes that actually kicks the ball in the NFL are *all* foreigners - Yanks can't kick balls? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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It doesn't matter why it's called football. It just is. As for all the foreigners being the kickers, that's just the crappiest position that we keep for the weenie little whimpy guy. No Americans want to do it, so we get a bunch of Euros who'd rather play the worst position in football than play soccer.

jdl22
06-08-2005, 05:40 PM
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Birth of Football - 1863 (http://www.fifa.com/en/history/history/0,1283,1,00.html)

Birth of American Football - 1869 (http://www.nfl.com/history/chronology/1869-1910)

I WIN!!!

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Inventing a good game in 1869 > inventing a crappy game in 1863.

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American Football is indeed a great game. I'm not in any ways trying to differ. But please, please tell me, why it's called American Football. I really want to know. It's a game of 4*20 minutes of throwing and running a ball. A total of 13 seconds on average is actually kicking the ball.

And the dudes that actually kicks the ball in the NFL are *all* foreigners - Yanks can't kick balls? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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This has been discussed before. It's called football in the US for the same reason that football is called football elsewhere. In England when the game was being played they called it football because it was played on foot. This distinguished the sport from others such as polo that were played on horseback. American football is similarly played on foot and hence carries this name.

beckham9
06-08-2005, 05:49 PM
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Am I the only one who's going to give her credit for putting one hell of a strike on the ball?

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you realize that it is photoshopped or something and its not actually a naked woman fan who did that right?
can you imagine if that actually happened how often it would be replayed on sportscenter? i saw a full video of that a while ago and it shows her jumping up in celebration afterwords and the woman they use is SOO hot (read big titties)

masse75
06-08-2005, 05:50 PM
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American football is similarly played on foot and hence carries this name.

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Actually, I think most of American football is played on steroids.

skoal2k4
06-08-2005, 05:59 PM
yes and yes

Sponger15SB
06-08-2005, 06:02 PM
The people arguing with Skjonne are a bunch of effing retards. Get over yourselves. Who gives a flying crap they call it football?

Patrick del Poker Grande
06-08-2005, 06:07 PM
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The people arguing with Skjonne are a bunch of effing retards. Get over yourselves. Who gives a flying crap they call it football?

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But he started it!

Sponger15SB
06-08-2005, 06:09 PM
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The people arguing with Skjonne are a bunch of effing retards. Get over yourselves. Who gives a flying crap they call it football?

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But he started it!

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But American football is better

No it isn't

yes it is

wahhhhhh



this thread sucks

Patrick del Poker Grande
06-08-2005, 06:10 PM
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this thread sucks

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It does. 1 Star!

bd8802
06-08-2005, 06:27 PM
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It does. 1 Star!

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One Star
06-08-2005, 06:34 PM
I AGREE!

hogua
06-08-2005, 06:55 PM
Today, the American game is much different from what it was in the begining. Unlike the other "Football", the American game does improve and evolve as teh years go on.

(Although I think they need to bring back the Deacon Jones head slap, taking out of the game was de-evolution IMHO).

mostsmooth
06-08-2005, 08:13 PM
4*15

manpower
06-08-2005, 09:47 PM
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Am I the only one who's going to give her credit for putting one hell of a strike on the ball?

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you realize that it is photoshopped or something and its not actually a naked woman fan who did that right?
can you imagine if that actually happened how often it would be replayed on sportscenter? i saw a full video of that a while ago and it shows her jumping up in celebration afterwords and the woman they use is SOO hot (read big titties)

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But the titties are so big and the photochopping so smooth I couldn't help but be fooled /images/graemlins/wink.gif