You know you've spent too mcuh time at the table when...

[Deamon2]

you mistake a gutshot for an OESD

feel free to add more

[Wetdog]

... In PLO8 you think you have the low, put 2 guys all in and wind up taking the whole thing down with the nut flush too. And you never played PLO8 before in your life.

[@bsolute_luck]

....when you fold the rivered nut full house thinking you only have 3 of a kind for fear of a flush.

[thesharpie]

You have to enable the 4 color deck.

[SNOWBALL138]

You fail to re-raise a straight flush on the river in NLH...

[dozer]

when you are the only player left, and you still continue playing, while complaining about the suckouts.

[walkertullaris]

Your batteries in your cordeless mouse dries up and you fold the nut straight on the river due to "did not act in time"

[ricochet420]

Check what you think are trips to a 4flush board on the river only to see you had a boat cause the river paired a card.

EDIT:
To show I am an idiot and had this one up for some time b4 I read it. @bsolute_luck beat me to it. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[therockofgibraltar]

this was quite good /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[adsman]

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You have to enable the 4 color deck.

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I like the 4 colour deck. The only drawback is that I have real problems reading the board quickly when I play live.

[sungod]

When you fold middle pair when checked to you on the river in a large pot, only seeing it was the best hand. (This actually happened, partly because I was angry because of a downswing, and mainly because I misclicked).

[testaaja]

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....when you fold the rivered nut full house thinking you only have 3 of a kind for fear of a flush.

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Or you don't bet the river when you get the nut full house. You think you got the trips /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[KingOtter]

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....when you fold the rivered nut full house thinking you only have 3 of a kind for fear of a flush.

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Or you don't bet the river when you get the nut full house. You think you got the trips /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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I do this if the board pairs and I have a set and I think, 'Damn, villain just got a set higher than mine!' It still takes me a heartbeat or two to think, 'Oh no wait, I have a boat'.

Bah.

KO

[Dorez]

You Raise and re-raise an OESD on the river thinking you have the nut straight.

[iNsChris]

.... You know your opponants family lives, Where they live, Their occupation and how much they've won/Lost from poker.

Yep and i do /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Rev. Good Will]

when you think your AKs has the nut flush , and the you realize you have spades, not clubs (NTS - change into 4 color deck)

when any of these things happen, i usually try to snap out of it by breaking a pencil/toothpick (yes, for some reason it gets your focus back), and if that doesn't work, i do my last orbit.

[irishpint]

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You have to enable the 4 color deck.

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I like the 4 colour deck. The only drawback is that I have real problems reading the board quickly when I play live.

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you and me both, man.

[Jaran]

You defend your BB w/75o because your "...not [censored]' folding again"

-Jaran

[Duerig]

... you can't spell the word "much"

[Deamon2]

lol I know that feeling

I just got off a LAGgy .5/1 party table. People raising UTG w/ A2o and stuff. The kind of table where you're regularly seeing 16-20xSB pots going to the flop. I haven't played a game like that in a long time. What a roller coaster