Losing my virginity

[tolbiny]

It was a warm day today. Apleasent day, and things were going well. There is a gentle breeze the keeps you cool, even out in the sun, you can smile and mean it on days like today. It wasn't anything special at first, i approached as i had done a hundred times before. Ten times a hundred times before- if there was a difference today it was in me, more relaxed perhaps. The first contact i rushed just a little, maybe, but not to much and i eased back and let my hands take me through. I paused for a little, and approached again. This time there was no rush, and i got that brief tingle shivering up from my finger tips to my shoulders, and it carried me and i followed it. Smooth, so close but instead of trying to block out all my past failures this time i let them go, they pass away and my grip is firm. The next step i overshoot myself a little, not much, but a thought passes that i missed the moment, that this chance would slip past be as well. I let that thought go, shift my hips back a little- and use my hands to guide this time. It doesn't seem real at first, but then i realize that its almost there- i catch my breath- and it drops in.
Birdie.
I savor for a few seconds. Now for the back nine.

[Eurotrash]

isn't this kind of a rip off of gonores's "whore" post that talks about golf?

[shant]

All the golfers on this forum need to get laid more.

[tolbiny]

I didn't read it. So i don't know.

[tolbiny]

If it makes you feel any better i had sex with the same girl who took my actual virginity years ago just this past weekend.
I guess that was all i needed to find my stroke.

[jason_t]

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this a rip off of gonores's "whore" post that talks about golf

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FYP.

[Klepton]

golf as a metaphor for sex =

http://img27.echo.cx/img27/5343/thumbsdown1of.jpg

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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golf as a metaphor for sex =

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/OOTtub.jpg

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FYP

[balkii]

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golf as a metaphor for sex =

http://img27.echo.cx/img27/5343/thumbsdown1of.jpg

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nh

[Eurotrash]

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golf as a metaphor for sex =

http://img27.echo.cx/img27/5343/thumbsdown1of.jpg

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I used this in a thread like 2 days ago. THIEF! /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

edit: you're even getting "nh"s for it! this is a travesty /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[TStoneMBD]

yes this is not a nh because its picture thievery.
i also think eurotrash stole this pic as well.

[Eurotrash]

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yes this is not a nh because its picture thievery.
i also think eurotrash stole this pic as well.

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i'll own up to the fact that I found it used elsewhere, but the last 3-4 times it's been used on this board it's been by me /images/graemlins/grin.gif I save it for rare usage

[DBowling]

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this is a rip off of gonores's "whore" post that talks about golf

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FYP.

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[BottlesOf]

This doesn't work the second time /images/graemlins/confused.gif