your favorite one liners that rhyme

[DemonDeac]

i always get a kick outta these
like: "its all good in the hood"
"ill be sound as a pound"


any good ones?

[Alobar]

winner winner chicken dinner

[pshreck]

Its all [censored] like my mother f'ing [censored].

[sublime]

"ill be sound as a pound"

i have never heard this in my life, and i grew up in the ghetto.

[DemonDeac]

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"ill be sound as a pound"

i have never heard this in my life, and i grew up in the ghetto.

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well i stole it from Austin Powers, so maybe its from the 70s?

[pshreck]

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"ill be sound as a pound"

i have never heard this in my life, and i grew up in the ghetto.

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well i stole it from Austin Powers, so maybe its from the 70s?

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and England?

[Alobar]

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Its all [censored] like my mother f'ing [censored].

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im having problems deciphering this :/

[Bulldog]

Not quite on topic, but close enough...

Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.

[snorer]

"Hasidm but I don't believe em"

"as sharp as a bowling ball"

[DemonDeac]

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"ill be sound as a pound"

i have never heard this in my life, and i grew up in the ghetto.

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well i stole it from Austin Powers, so maybe its from the 70s?

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and England?

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suure

[DemonDeac]

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Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?


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i have never laughed so hard in a movie theatre when i first heard this

[Popinjay]

It's on like Donkey Kong!

[jcmack13]

Chillin' like a villain on penicillin?

[Pocket Trips]

your mother has a Mullet !!!!!!!!

[swede123]

The 'vet gets 'em wet.

[CanKid]

money and blood don't mix like 2 dix and no chix

[trying2learn]

my name's paul - and this [censored]'s between ya'll.

[Victor]

nothings funner than runner runner

[rmarotti]

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Chillin' like a villain on penicillin?

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Chillin like Bob Dylan

[Soul Daddy]

Easy, peasy, Japanesey

[WackityWhiz]

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Chillin' like a villain on penicillin?

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Chillin like Bob Dylan

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on penicillin...

[Tron]

Junk in the trunk.

[BreakfastBurrito]

see ya and I wouldn't wanna be ya

I believe it originated with Wesley Snipes in New Jack City because I've never heard it anywhere else, but what do I know.

[Los Feliz Slim]

He who denied it supplied it.

[Eurotrash]

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It's on like Donkey Kong!

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this one is good /images/graemlins/grin.gif, but I can't remember where I've heard it before. I want to say from American Pie or something, but not sure

[trying2learn]

winner winner chicken dinner is the correct answer - i know it's been said once already.

[Soul Daddy]

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It's on like Donkey Kong!

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this one is good /images/graemlins/grin.gif, but I can't remember where I've heard it before. I want to say from American Pie or something, but not sure

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Ice Cube - We Had to Tear This Motha----- Up

[Tyler Durden]

Neato Toldedo in my new tuxedo
Nada Enchilada
Hasta Pasta

Whoever smelled it dealt it

[chaas4747]

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Hasta Pasta

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Do you use this when saying goodbye?

[chaas4747]

Old classic:

Later Gator.

Of even older with reply:

O: See you later Alligator.
R: After while Crocodile.

[RicktheRuler]

Then you must have heard "Ain't no thang but a chicken wang (you have to say it like that) on a strang."

[RicktheRuler]

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I believe it originated with Wesley Snipes in New Jack City because I've never heard it anywhere else, but what do I know.

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I think this was White Men Can't Jump.

[stabn]

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I believe it originated with Wesley Snipes in New Jack City because I've never heard it anywhere else, but what do I know.

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I think this was White Men Can't Jump.

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I'm absolutely certain that we used that phrase in school before that movie came out.

[sublime]

'more cushin for the pushin'

my favorite since i have a thing for women with robust back doors

[liquidboss]

Rock out with my cock out and hang out with my wang out...

[ThaSaltCracka]

two in the pink, one in the stink.

[BreakfastBurrito]

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I think this was White Men Can't Jump.

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No, it was New Jack City just before Bill Nunn dropped some guy off a bridge.

[RicktheRuler]

Definitely. But, it was White Men Can't Jump not New Jack City that made it so popular.

[gunt]

I hit it and quit it.

[___SK___]

if the snatch dont match

and

more bounce per ounce

[CCass]

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my name's paul - and this [censored]'s between ya'll.

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My name is Buck and I'm here to fcuk.