i think im gonna bang 2 chicks tomarrow night. (pics possible)

[cpitt398]

so where to start? i work at a resturant in the venietian late night and these 3 chicks sat at my table last night about 3 am. 2 of them are really hot, the other is a skeeterhawk. The hot chicks start going on about me like im the only good looking guy in the world. Thank god the skeeterhawk seems to know her place. i get a little shy for a moment but luckily they keep going on about it so i loosen up a bit. I try to flirt a little and try to avoid the skeeterhawk without being too rude.
anyways they are in town until tuesday night staying at the venietian for the jewerly convention. They only talked about a 3some and i replied that it could be arranged and i got off early sun and monday and im off tuesday. they were down. they said they were gonna come back tonight and see me again, hopefully they leave the skeeterhawk behind tonight and we can make final arrangements. thats if they dont see someone better looking than me before than.

seriously the skeeterhawk was so bad that if it had to be all of them or none, i dont know if i could do it.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Noun
1. skeeter hawk - slender-bodied non-stinging insect having iridescent wings that are outspread at rest; adults and nymphs feed on mosquitoes etc.
Synonyms: dragonfly, darning needle, devil's darning needle, sewing needle, snake feeder, snake doctor, mosquito hawk

[rusellmj]

TY

[Klepton]

you sir are a genius

the whole post i was just thinking "WTF is a skeeterhawk"

to OP, if you do not get pics, this will not end well for you

[Tron]

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Noun
1. skeeter hawk - slender-bodied non-stinging insect having iridescent wings that are outspread at rest; adults and nymphs feed on mosquitoes etc.
Synonyms: dragonfly, darning needle, devil's darning needle, sewing needle, snake feeder, snake doctor, mosquito hawk

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Oh man I'm going to have to start using this (By the OP's definition).

[oreogod]

Thats nice. 3 in one day is the most Ive managed thus far.

Just tell the two u think are hot, that they are hot and u only want to do it with them. Not to hard. Im sure they will understand, hot girls usually have an entourage of 1 or 2 ugly/fat chicks.

[oreogod]

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Noun
1. skeeter hawk - slender-bodied non-stinging insect having iridescent wings that are outspread at rest; adults and nymphs feed on mosquitoes etc.
Synonyms: dragonfly, darning needle, devil's darning needle, sewing needle, snake feeder, snake doctor, mosquito hawk

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http://image24.webshots.com/24/3/4/11/37630411KnMHZp_ph.jpg

[TimM]

Clearly they are trying to get you hot, then leave you with just the skeeterhawk, so she can get laid for once.

[cpitt398]

man, ive always used the term skeeterhawk and never knew whay it was, lol. she looked kinda like that but wasn't "slender bodied". I guess from now on ill save it for skinny henious chicks.

I'd say the chances of this going off are about 85%. Pics, probably 50-50. Ill at least get regular pics if it does happen. they didnt seem so drunk that they would have no recolection. and with the fat chick hanging around, their chances of meeting other dudes are reduced greatly. Plus they have boyfriends and they are here for a convention, so its not like spring break, where you cant let the chick go to the bathroom by themselves or there is a 90 precent chance you wont see them again.

[fingokra]

That picture is a dragonfly. A skeeterhawk looks more like a giant skeeter.

[Chairman Wood]

When's tomarrow?

[youtalkfunny]

My wife's sister is out there for that convention. Mid-30's now, but still SMOKING hot.

Please post pics. I'll crack up if she's a part of this.

Either of the hot ones blonde, over-tanned, big rack, annoying Arkansas accent?

[Eurotrash]

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you sir are a genius

the whole post i was just thinking "WTF is a skeeterhawk"

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[theredpill7]

[cpitt398]

so the chicks didnt come in last night. Still have hope as I told them Sunday and Monday would be the best night for me. This could be partly my fault or they could have just met some other dudes. I have a duality problem with confidence. I don't really flirt with chicks while im working too much b/c im just waiting tables and in this town status is everything. And then when chicks are interested I go back to my old self (back in college when i used to get what ever i wanted) and get over confident like im the [censored] and forget to pay them compliments and make an obvious attempt that im also interested. I thought about this the other night but i couldnt figure out a way to flirt with the 2 of them while not being too rude to the henious chick.

I'm still bringing a change of clothes, rubbers, and my camera tonight though. We will see if they show. I should just do like most guys and not let the girl leave my sight once she shows the least bit of interest. It just seems a little desperate to me though.

The problem is I came from a college town and my social skills haven't adapted much. There, you will see every chick again sooner or later so not messing up is the key. Here it is more seizing the oppurtunity when it comes as you will never see most people you meet again.

and no these chicks aren't from arkansas, from Miami

[Alobar]

this post is stupid.

I love how people now always say they are going to post pics or that they might be a possibility, in order to get people excited about their otherwise stupid post. Seriously, I have at my fignertips access to many many orders of magnitute hotter chicks, than whoever the two girls you could be banging are, what makes you think anyone would even care about seeing poor quility pics of 2 random chicks?

[CrashPat]

Skeeterhawk refering to a girl probably refers to an ugly girl that does too much cocaine. She would be thin and generally unattractive. Urban Dictionary doesn't have a direct reference but they speak of Skeeted up and Skeeter bop with cocaine references.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/browse.php?character=S&skip=17622

[poker-penguin]

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this post is stupid.

Seriously, I have vast amounts of porn at my fingertips.

I love how people now always say they are going to post pics or that they might be a possibility, in order to get people excited about their lame attempt to brag about something lame

What makes you think anyone would even care that some chicks flirted with you at work?

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FYP

[Los Feliz Slim]

Either way, skeeterhawk is a kick-ass word that I hope stays around for quite a while.

[Sincere]

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and no these chicks aren't from arkansas, from Miami



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If they are from miami they probably have all types of hepititis, hiv, herpes and every other std. You are probably better off they didnt come back. Nasty people down there in miami bro.

[Alobar]

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Seriously, I have vast amounts of porn at my fingertips.

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FYP

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woa, I never said anything about porn. Maybe I just have a rolodex of smoking hot chicks at my fingertips

yeah ok, I was talking about porn

[The Armchair]

Why does this come up when you GIS "two chicks at the same time (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&q=two+chicks+at+the+same+time&btn G=Search) "?

http://www.fws.gov/chesapeakebay/images/peretle.jpg

[Eurotrash]

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this post is stupid.

I love how people now always say they are going to post pics or that they might be a possibility, in order to get people excited about their otherwise stupid post. Seriously, I have at my fignertips access to many many orders of magnitute hotter chicks, than whoever the two girls you could be banging are, what makes you think anyone would even care about seeing poor quility pics of 2 random chicks?

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seriously, I bet they're not just sluts, but poor sluts at that.

[Alobar]

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this post is stupid.

I love how people now always say they are going to post pics or that they might be a possibility, in order to get people excited about their otherwise stupid post. Seriously, I have at my fignertips access to many many orders of magnitute hotter chicks, than whoever the two girls you could be banging are, what makes you think anyone would even care about seeing poor quility pics of 2 random chicks?

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seriously, I bet they're not just sluts, but poor sluts at that.

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ugh, even worse. I definately dont wanna see that, I hate poor people.

[M2d]

trip report?

[siccjay]

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And then when chicks are interested I go back to my old self (back in college when i used to get what ever i wanted) and get over confident like im the [censored] and forget to pay them compliments and make an obvious attempt that im also interested.


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Uhm, if you would have acted like that you would have gotten these chicks for sure. You are obviously not an ugly dude so sharpen your game up. Theres lots of things on the net that will help.

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I thought about this the other night but i couldnt figure out a way to flirt with the 2 of them while not being too rude to the henious chick.

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Errrr...you just said you turn into your old over-confident self when chicks are interested. What the hell happened this time.

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I should just do like most guys and not let the girl leave my sight once she shows the least bit of interest. It just seems a little desperate to me though.


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Uh no you shouldn't. It seems a little desperate because it is. Chicks don't dig it.

The only advice I have is next time GET PHONE NUMBERS!! and don't ever say skeeterhawk that many times in one post.

[KingOtter]

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Noun
1. skeeter hawk - slender-bodied non-stinging insect having iridescent wings that are outspread at rest; adults and nymphs feed on mosquitoes etc.
Synonyms: dragonfly, darning needle, devil's darning needle, sewing needle, snake feeder, snake doctor, mosquito hawk

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Can't believe nobody GIS'ed skeeterhawk.

http://www.psychicgoldfish.com/photo/critters/skeeterhawk.jpg

[Jakesta]

Wow that bug is so hot.

I want to skullf*** it.

[RicktheRuler]

This guy ruined his chances the first time he met these chicks. He should have banged them both that night. Not hope they show up when he said it would be "convenient" and he has his "slumber party" kit.

[jakethebake]

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his "slumber party" kit.

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Yes. This reminds me of Seth green in that Can't Hardly Wait movie. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Pocket Trips]

maybe they realized they didn't want to have sex with anyone who couldn't spell tomorrow?

[meep_42]

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maybe they realized they didn't want to have sex with anyone who couldn't spell tomorrow?

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I somehow doubt there was a written examination.

-d

[RicktheRuler]

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I somehow doubt there was a written examination.


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Bahahaha....Looks like he missed out on the oral exam too (god that was a terrible jopke).

[Pocket Trips]

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maybe they realized they didn't want to have sex with anyone who couldn't spell tomorrow?

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I somehow doubt there was a written examination.

-d

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Yes but if you can't spell tomorrow the implied stupidity is bound to manifest itself in many ways.