THE URINATING POST

[Adam22]

i'm not sure if this has been discussed before but:

how do you handle the inevitable need to urinate while multi tabling?

i'll be honest, a gatorade bottle to pee into is a necessity for me while playing.

[Freakin]

Here (http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/7293/)

Freakin

[J_B]

You could also try these. Here (http://www.campmor.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?productId=49571&memberId=12500226)

[mothra]

Notebook computer, wifi, table by toilet.

[Voltron87]

skip an orbit and take a break.

[cthomer5000]

I just keep pissing myself until my session is over.

[47outs]

get a wireless laptop.

outs

[MrVanDresen]

ya laptop is the way to go, in fact i am pinching a loof right now ! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[RaiNz]

Wait till you are in the blinds at all tables. Run to the bathroom. Wash your hands, and run back.

[scotty34]

Sitting out for an orbit, taking a small break and relieving some pressure would be +EV.

[Shoe]

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Sitting out for an orbit, taking a small break and relieving some pressure would be +EV.

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This is so true. I used to be paranoid about not missing a single hand (because you know, what if that next hand would have been aces???), but the thing is, it just really doesn't matter. It turns out that sitting out an orbit is not the end of the world. My bathroom is close, so I just get up and run and can make it back in time (most of the time), but it is still good to take occasional breaks.

I can spend an insane amount of hours online at once, it is definitely +EV to take some short breaks, get up and move around every once and awhile.

[Jurollo]

I'll guess those who use the gatorade bottle dont have girls over their place often, haha.
~Justin

[LoaferGee12]

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Sitting out for an orbit, taking a small break and relieving some pressure would be +EV.

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Not to mention those times that you post the deadblind and hit your unsuspected boat with 64o. That pretty much happens to me everytime I take a break.

[TemetNosce]

I pick a good time when I've folded on all tables and make a mad dash to the RR.

I hope you dispose of your urine samples. Otherwise, you would be the "Howard Hughes" of the online poker universe.

You (and others) could contact NASA, maybe they could make a nice space suit type of deal for online multitabling poker players...

[xLukex]

You're Adam 22, you go into an old crusty milk carton with chunks on the bottom.

[Eder]

I get the wife to play a few hands...other day caught her calling to river w 55 on a AKJ board...of course she hit the set on river lol...+EV

[afk]

It baffles me how often these threads show up. Is it really thaaaat bad to sit out on your tables and go take a whiz? Is the expected value you're missing out on really all that worth it?

[NutzyClutz]

here (http://www.baumbach.com/private/images/Toilet_Computer.jpg)

[Cactus Cactus]

honestly... I think that doing the mad dash to the bathroom and mad dashing back ain't a bad thing. Afterall, it's about the only type of cardio exercise I get.

[SoftcoreRevolt]

Wait, so you losers haven't set up a TV, computer, stereo, cushioned reclining toliet, hooded sweat shirt and sun glasses in your bathrooms yet?

[tminus]

http://www.stadiumpal.com/stadiumpal_what.htm

[Kevroc]

the "sizer" cracks me up!

[Izenra]

My bathroom is seperated from my desktop with 2 door with an angle of 37°, 3 meters. There is a perfect vision line from where I piss and the screen with the 2 doors opens. If you make the calculation, wireless mouse works.

Ok the above was just crap, I use a wireless mouse because i am not far away from the comp.

[StacysMom]

I do the mad dash and hope i dont miss many hands. Unfortunately, I am quite the slob and have to hurdle many obstacles such as spilled hampers, pizza boxes, and chairs. I often find my self in severe pain upon returning to beeping PP tables.

[tminus]

hate to admit this but once when i was playing a MTT i pissed in a glass

[kdog]

In my previous residence the bathroom was upstairs but the sink was less than 10 ft. from the computer. I was always glad I had a dishwasher.

[Jakesta]

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I just keep pissing myself until my session is over.

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This line made me laugh for over a minute.