Get your cows drunk if you want better meat.

[A Friggin Cow]

Drunk Cows, Better Meat?
Written By : Lauren Smith
May 25, 2005 - 6:53AM

CBS12-West Palm Beach, FL

Do drunk cows make better meat?
One rancher thinks so, and her new grazing technique is causing quite a stir in the beef industry.
Lynne Chamberlain has been feeding her cattle what amounts to wine.
She claims it makes the cows happy, and the meat tender too.
She feeds them a mixture of left over grape "leftovers" from her winery, which she says is naturally alcoholic.
Chamberlain has been getting calls from restaurants all over the country, asking for her 'cow-bernet' beef.

link (http://www.wpecnews12.com/engine.pl?station=wpec&id=14834&template=breakoutt opstory.html)

[istewart]

This gimmick account sucks.

[mason55]

They've been doing this for years. Look up Kobe beef. They feed those mother fuckers beer all day so they get nice and fat and marbled.

Mmmmm there's a Kobe beef ranch right near me. That ish is ridiculous.

[mason55]

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This gimmick account sucks.

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There's so many stupid posters now I didn't even realize that this was a gimmick account.

[A Friggin Cow]

MOOOOOO-hic'u-OOOOOOOO

[Mars357]

The gimmick account is very funny! I swear istewart you are such an uptight douche bag!

The funny thing is, I'm starting to think of that chick in your avatar looks like a total bitch just because you are such a dick....funny don't you think?

[jgorham]

This is a great gimmick account. Keep it coming.

[The Stranger]

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Keep it coming.

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Hmm, I don't know. I tend to like gimmick accounts that don't post very often. Like Sup Bro. I think he's still under a dozen posts.

[MHarris]

I can't get anything other than ground kobe around here, but the thought of a nice kobe burger has me jonesing.