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Slick14170
06-03-2005, 05:21 PM
Today on Pokerroom, on the second hand of a 30+3 i pick up K /images/graemlins/spade.gifK /images/graemlins/diamond.gif on button one limper one raise and a reraise so i decide to push and limper calls immediately with A /images/graemlins/spade.gifA /images/graemlins/diamond.gif, original bettor calls immediately with K /images/graemlins/heart.gifK /images/graemlins/club.gif, and the reraiser makes the terrible idiotic call with J /images/graemlins/spade.gifJ /images/graemlins/diamond.gif. Words cannot even explain what was going through my head during this 4-way all in and for about the next couple hours. Printed out hand history immediately and all of my friends claimed it was most ridiculous hand ever. Sucks that guy with JJ had my same suits because i woulda felt pretty confident in hitting my straight flush. Good Lord I can't believe this hand!
45suited
06-03-2005, 05:23 PM
One time at band camp, I lost my trombone. I was sad.
valenzuela
06-03-2005, 05:23 PM
u can flop a flush or a stragith, thread over.
durron597
06-03-2005, 05:23 PM
Fold preflop. KK is not the nuts, why would you ever consider putting all your chips in with less than the nuts? Sheesh.
Voltron87
06-03-2005, 05:24 PM
LIKE, OMG REALLY!?!?!
KingDan
06-03-2005, 05:24 PM
Not technically drawing dead since 34567, 4444A, and a bunch of others lead to a split.
durron597
06-03-2005, 05:29 PM
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u can flop a flush or a stragith, thread over.

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No he can't because the aces are the same suit as his kings and he can't get a straight flush because so are the jacks.
Voltron87
06-03-2005, 05:30 PM
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u can flop a flush or a stragith, thread over.

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No he can't because the aces are the same suit as his kings and he can't get a straight flush because so are the jacks.

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that makes me start to doubt the authenticity of the hand...
NYCNative
06-03-2005, 05:33 PM
QJT9 and you and the other Kings slip the pot. Just don't pair the board on the river.

You're welcome.
MentalCombat
06-03-2005, 05:40 PM
someone else folded the other two jacks :-P
citanul
06-03-2005, 05:41 PM
jeez guys, why couldn't he just flop 5 kings? or some purple horseshoes or something?

citanul
Voltron87
06-03-2005, 05:43 PM
two players had pocket purple horseshoes, and folded preflop?
dfscott
06-03-2005, 05:44 PM
I vote this for worst thread ever.
citanul
06-03-2005, 05:49 PM
i really hate when i misclick my pocket horseshoes and fold.

the original poster really should have followed the standard line for such situations:

flip the table into the air, kill everyone in the room, and run around screaming "rigged, jopke!"

citanul
NYCNative
06-03-2005, 05:54 PM
http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/4608_12153_1.jpg

Purple horseshoes make for a great breakfast...
RiverDood
06-03-2005, 05:56 PM
It is rigged!!!!!

My frend wuz in the hand too and had 2-7 double-suited. He KNOWS that 2-7 becomez the winning hand in online POKER when there are lots of all-ins, because it helps the operators get a bigger rake. All the computers are RIGGEd to do this.

So he was all set to push and TAKE DOWN THE POT!!!!!

But he was frozen out and couldn't get his bet in.

He was all set to win a lot of money when the board had a 2 and 7 on it.

SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.
Voltron87
06-03-2005, 05:56 PM
ok i have to give you a vnh on this one.
citanul
06-03-2005, 05:57 PM
wtf are all those strange marshmallows doing in lucky charms? this is the sort of [censored] that's wrong with the world.

citanul
NYCNative
06-03-2005, 05:59 PM
Tell me about it. I remember when the commercials added green clovers as the "new" marshmallow. I also recall the purple horseshoe addition as well a while later. All this other new stuff... Damn kids today...