09-19-2001, 05:33 PM
Re: its my creation
Posted By: Ray ZeeDate: Tuesday, 18 September 2001, at 11:58 a.m.
In Response To: Mason, David, Ray, why do you persecute the SPM? (Suburban Poker Man)
its all my fault Mr. SPM. for too long i have had to endure reading your tremendously long posts. not because they are good(which they are) but because i am such a courteous person. i have warned you repeatedly that i was losing sleep and spending way too much time out of my precious life glued to your posts. why do you do that to me? what kind of evil mind you must have to do this to me. five minutes(im a fast reader) a day of reading time gone forever because of you. to get even the best defense was sprinks. as i knew you would never be able to figure out how to disable the monster i sent back at you, i could have total satisfaction in your seeing what happens to some of the rest of us. i was going to hold off but my good friend vince said to go ahead as planned because he too has been broken into submission from reading your posts.
SPM Response...
The three hundred second r z factor has long been suspected as the power behind the Sprinks dominatrix. The equation simply stated would be (the r z speed of 5 x 60 equals 300 x the SPM post ratio). As one would expect this will create a time distortion of immense proportions. Sleep depredation is the most obvious side effect. There are other side effects not always apparent. They would include a persecution complex manifesting an irrational desire to strike a disabling blow to the SPM post ratio times volume. By using up valueable posting time due to the Sprinks dominatrix
The perpetrator's offensive posturing of the Evil Sprinks under the despicable allusion of being a defensive move, is outrageous! Further more, to suggest that a decent human being, one who has risen to the heights of Forum Executive would be a partner to this aggression, is beyond the scope of decency and fair play.
Admission of guilt is the only redeeming quality of the communications received by this injured party. But, guilt was apparent and took very little deductive reasoning. One> D. Sklansky never responds to SPM posts. Two> M. Malmuth is strictly business in his comminations. Three> only one of three ever presumed to restrict the creative juices of a 2+2 poster child. We have fax a picture of the offender to your location. Please sign off of 2+2 immediately and return to your bathroom mirror for validation of the offenders identification.
SPM,...able to leap tall obstacle with a single key board...
Posted By: Ray ZeeDate: Tuesday, 18 September 2001, at 11:58 a.m.
In Response To: Mason, David, Ray, why do you persecute the SPM? (Suburban Poker Man)
its all my fault Mr. SPM. for too long i have had to endure reading your tremendously long posts. not because they are good(which they are) but because i am such a courteous person. i have warned you repeatedly that i was losing sleep and spending way too much time out of my precious life glued to your posts. why do you do that to me? what kind of evil mind you must have to do this to me. five minutes(im a fast reader) a day of reading time gone forever because of you. to get even the best defense was sprinks. as i knew you would never be able to figure out how to disable the monster i sent back at you, i could have total satisfaction in your seeing what happens to some of the rest of us. i was going to hold off but my good friend vince said to go ahead as planned because he too has been broken into submission from reading your posts.
SPM Response...
The three hundred second r z factor has long been suspected as the power behind the Sprinks dominatrix. The equation simply stated would be (the r z speed of 5 x 60 equals 300 x the SPM post ratio). As one would expect this will create a time distortion of immense proportions. Sleep depredation is the most obvious side effect. There are other side effects not always apparent. They would include a persecution complex manifesting an irrational desire to strike a disabling blow to the SPM post ratio times volume. By using up valueable posting time due to the Sprinks dominatrix
The perpetrator's offensive posturing of the Evil Sprinks under the despicable allusion of being a defensive move, is outrageous! Further more, to suggest that a decent human being, one who has risen to the heights of Forum Executive would be a partner to this aggression, is beyond the scope of decency and fair play.
Admission of guilt is the only redeeming quality of the communications received by this injured party. But, guilt was apparent and took very little deductive reasoning. One> D. Sklansky never responds to SPM posts. Two> M. Malmuth is strictly business in his comminations. Three> only one of three ever presumed to restrict the creative juices of a 2+2 poster child. We have fax a picture of the offender to your location. Please sign off of 2+2 immediately and return to your bathroom mirror for validation of the offenders identification.
SPM,...able to leap tall obstacle with a single key board...