Best way to clean vomit?

[FoxwoodsFiend]

So I just vomited along the side of my brother's bed which is only partially covered in sheets, and a bit on his carpet. What is the best and most readily available product to clean this up?

[2planka]

Your brother's pillow

[chaas4747]

Just get a dog.

[jakethebake]

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So I just vomited along the side of my brother's bed which is only partially covered in sheets, and a bit on his carpet. What is the best and most readily available product to clean this up?

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a straw

[RunDownHouse]

Resolve for pet stains. I had a friend both urinate and puke in my neighbor's dorm room in college - when the neighbor was out of town for the weekend - and at the store discovered that Resolve for pet stains is specially formulated to clean up urine, feces, and vomit. Worked well, even though it wasn't quite what the Resolve people had in mind.

[Mars357]

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Just get a dog.

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Clearly this is the best answer... Dogs LOVE vomit!

[Duke]

I read the title and wondered why you cared if your vomit was clean or not.

I was going to vote to distill it, so you can maybe re-drink the likely alcohol content.

~D

[Pocket Trips]

A vacuum cleaner... must wait till the vomit dries out a bit 1st

[daveymck]

I was recently sick in my car on the way home from work I found the best way to get it cleaned up was having a girlfriend who knows her role.

[mason55]

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I was recently sick in my car on the way home from work I found the best way to get it cleaned up was having a girlfriend who knows her role.

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yeah i vomitted out the window while driving down the freeway. the whole side of my car was COVERED. no good. i didn't care at the time but man was i pissed in the morning.