Chat excerpt from 1-2, comic relief, low content

[TripleH68]

teamhonda1: im a no limit player
teamhonda1: but ive made 300 on limit
teamhonda1: since i started 1 week ago
teamhonda1: lol
teamhonda1: ive lost 5 pots
teamhonda1: nad im only down 7.75
Papabear20: all i said was one simple thing
teamhonda1: nothing is simple
teamhonda1: /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Papabear20: we don't care how much u have made....just about everyone is a winning limit player
teamhonda1: yeah its not hard
Papabear20: thats why its so popular

[istewart]

Hahaha.

[SoftcoreRevolt]

You didn't know that 90% of poker players are winners or about break even?

And the ones who are about break even would be winners if there were only 4 community cards. DAMN RIVER!

[irishpint]

im a winning limit player. its easy, just play every hand since they are all as likely to hit the flop. like i always say, you can't hit a boat on a 633 flop if you fold your 63o all the damn time!

[TripleH68]

Different table, Ebony has been sitting on my right for 44 hands with 0% VP$IP!

EbonyAdder: there is truly a secret to winning this game
pleasuredome: do tell
EbonyAdder: Marry a wife that has two jobs
pleasuredome: brilliant
EbonyAdder: like that one
shypoke: That supports the game..... It doesn't win
EbonyAdder: lets face it..........in our own minds minds..........we are all fooking brilliant...........I know I am

[no1super2001]

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im a winning limit player. its easy, just play every hand since they are all as likely to hit the flop. like i always say, you can't hit a boat on a 633 flop if you fold your 63o all the damn time!

[/ QUOTE ]

Where were you before I spent all this money on books and PT? Not to mention all the time spent reading and responding to posts here. Great advice!

Actually, I was at a Party table last night where a coach was 83% VPIP after 60 hands and began expounding to others how important it was to see a lot of flops. I think the quote was "every hand is a winner before the flop".

I was grateful to him, I must admit.

[irishpint]

do u play poker in a crack house? all the chat i see is

nh
lol
and "stupid f;ing river"

and sometimes when someone says something stupid ill say lollerskates, since its about the worst thing anyone could ever say.

[SteveL91]

PokerStars I presume? I've played a decent amount with both PapaBear and EbonyAdder. Though, I haven't played on Stars in a while.

[TripleH68]

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PokerStars I presume? I've played a decent amount with both PapaBear and EbonyAdder. Though, I haven't played on Stars in a while.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah. Clearing the June bonus.

[SteveL91]

I'm kicking myself for not getting that bonus. Been looking to start playing on PS again, and this would have been the perfect opportunity.

[diebitter]

Now I remember why I have chat turned off

[scotty34]

Well sure they are. How many people here are not winning limit poker players. This should confirm it.

[dozer]

Heres a good chat from paradise. A LAG loses his cool.

First look at this hand..

Paradise Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif, K/images/graemlins/club.gif.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: (7 SB) Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, SB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) A/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 caps</font>, MP1 calls, SB calls.

River: (18.50 BB) A/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 caps</font>, MP1 calls, SB calls.

Final Pot: 30.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+1 has Ks Th (straight, ace high).
MP1 has Ac Jh (full house, aces full of jacks).
SB has Ad 2h (full house, aces full of twos).
Outcome: MP1 wins 30.50 BB. </font>

Now the chat after /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif

UTG+1 said, "he called 4 bets on the flop to catch it"

UTG+1 said, "pretty bad odds if u ask me"

Sozee said, "so its 1 2"

UTG+1 said, "then go play somewhere higher"

UTG+1 said, "odds equate regardless of the stakes"

UTG+1 said, "you HAVE To be kidding me"

UTG+1 said, "jdlfkdjflkdlfjdslfksdfjdslfksdj"

UTG+1 said, "dsfjds"

UTG+1 said, "fjdsfjdsfjdsfjdslfksdfjdslfjdsf"

UTG+1 said, "dsjfdslfksdjfjds"

UTG+1 said, "lucky sob"

UTG+1 said, "ive never seen a hand played so badly"

Sozee said, "why else r they raising"

UTG+1 said, "dude"

UTG+1 said, "they raised on the turn"

UTG+1 said, "we got it capped"

UTG+1 said, "unf***ingbelievable"

SB said, "yes, you played that very badly, Mikey"

UTG+1 said, "haha i played that badly"


UTG+1 said, "suck my dick A2!!!!!"

UTG+1 said, "A2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

UTG+1 said, "YOU AHD A2"

UTG+1 said, "moron didnt even make a motherf***ing pair until the turn"

SB said, "I had two pair"

UTG+1 said, "on the turn"

UTG+1 said, "u thought 2p was good when we got it capped on the flop and turn?"

UTG+1 said, "f***ing joke"

UTG+1 said, "im obviously not the sucker, the way you played your hand"

UTG+1 said, "what a f***ing river"

UTG+1 said, "go play lotto london"

Sozee said, "a bitter man at the 1 2 table"

Sozee said, "out drawn"

Sozee said, "it happens"

HUNGarMAXimu said, "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa"

SB said, "you're a f***ing joke, mikey, keep playing,,,,please"

HUNGarMAXimu said, "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

UTG+1 said, "wtf did i do to deserve this"

UTG+1 said, "f***ing joke"

HUNGarMAXimu said, "lol"

[imported_smoove]

[ QUOTE ]
Different table, Ebony has been sitting on my right for 44 hands with 0% VP$IP!

[/ QUOTE ]

Lol, I was there. But I believe Ebony was at a beastly 8% VPIP and tiny PFR% after 100+ hands.

[crownjules]

Damn those flop 2 bet caps!! If only UTG+1 could have re-raised...