I am the gimmick account, Joey Knish [Archive]

tbach24

06-02-2005, 10:21 PM

If we are coming clean about gimmick accounts, I am actually seansolo (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=34451&what=search&Forum= f20&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&where=bodysub&Nam e=34451&daterange=1&newerval=1&newertype=w&olderva l=&oldertype=&bodyprev=)

He's inspired by a member of my school. And yes, the starwars episodes 7-9 was actually his final. I hope you guys enjoyed them. The rest were made up by me though.

Joey Knish

06-02-2005, 10:22 PM

No.

pshreck

06-02-2005, 10:22 PM

Nice, you were about as funny as me.

KungFuSandwich

06-02-2005, 10:22 PM

I am David Sklansky

Voltron87

06-02-2005, 10:23 PM

more like pshreck is joey knishs gimmick account.

ThaSaltCracka

06-02-2005, 10:23 PM

thank you for aiding the forum in its downward spiral.

pshreck

06-02-2005, 10:23 PM

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more like pshreck is joey knishs gimmick account.

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lol, nicely played.

eric5148

06-02-2005, 10:24 PM

The only gimmick account I ever made was Towelie. It seemed like it'd be funny when I thought of it, but it just doesn't work on paper. What makes Towelie funny is his voice and cadence, so it never turned out right.

KungFuSandwich

06-02-2005, 10:26 PM

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The only gimmick account I ever made was Towelie. It seemed like it'd be funny when I thought of it, but it just doesn't work on paper. What makes Towelie funny is his voice and cadence, so it never turned out right.

[/ QUOTE ]Im your biggest fan

CallMeImbecile

06-02-2005, 10:27 PM

CallMeIshmael is an imbecile (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=smallholdem&Number=253 6328&Forum=f3&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=2534699&S earch=true&where=bodysub&Name=24328&daterange=1&ne werval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev =#Post2536328). Seriously (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2539426&page=&view=&s b=5&o=&vc=1).

A Friggin Cow

06-02-2005, 10:32 PM

I'm the real Shady.

Talk2BigSteve

06-02-2005, 10:32 PM

During the God Spammer time I became JesusHChrist (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=249495 1&Forum=All_Forums&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Ma in=2494716&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=36135&da terange=1&newerval=1&newertype=m&olderval=&olderty pe=&bodyprev=#Post2494951)

Living, Learning, and Laughing.
Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

PoBoy321

06-02-2005, 10:37 PM

I was Mitch Hedberg.

I'm glad that came out.

eric5148

06-02-2005, 10:38 PM

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Im your biggest fan

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You want the password?

KungFuSandwich

06-02-2005, 10:41 PM

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Im your biggest fan

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You want the password?

[/ QUOTE ]No, I would be tempted to use it too often. Its sparse use is why I like it. And the fact it is always followed with "Towelie, your the worst gimmick account ever"

Talk2BigSteve

06-02-2005, 10:41 PM

[ QUOTE ]
During the God Spammer time I became JesusHChrist (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=249495 1&Forum=All_Forums&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Ma in=2494716&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=36135&da terange=1&newerval=1&newertype=m&olderval=&olderty pe=&bodyprev=#Post2494951)

Living, Learning, and Laughing.
Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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If anyone wants it PM me and I will give the password

Living, Learning, and Laughing.
Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

jason_t

06-02-2005, 10:45 PM

shawn_p
jason_t

Coincidence? I think not.

eric5148

06-02-2005, 10:46 PM

This is too much.

brassnuts

06-02-2005, 10:48 PM

I made John Bunnell but recently gave it away to B.Stacks.

I also made one other gimmick account which still only has 1 post. It wasn't well received.

PoBoy321

06-02-2005, 10:50 PM

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shawn_p
jason_t

Coincidence? I think not.

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I knew it. I GOT BANNED BECAUSE OF YOU, [censored]!

jason_t

06-02-2005, 10:51 PM

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shawn_p
jason_t

Coincidence? I think not.

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I knew it. I GOT BANNED BECAUSE OF YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

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With that use of language, you are going to get banned again.

Vince Young

06-02-2005, 10:51 PM

I'm Bill Russell.

PoBoy321

06-02-2005, 10:52 PM

Whoops, I thought it was gonna get picked up by the profanity blocker.

nothumb

06-02-2005, 10:54 PM

Are you guys all giving up your gimmick accounts cause you know wacki and Dynasty can see them now? Well I'm keeping mine. Kiss my ass.

NT

2+2 wannabe

06-02-2005, 10:55 PM

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shawn_p
jason_t

Coincidence? I think not.

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I knew it. I GOT BANNED BECAUSE OF YOU, [censored]!

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SO DID I!

Soul Daddy

06-02-2005, 10:56 PM

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shawn_p
jason_t

Coincidence? I think not.

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Say it ain't so! Are you PokerGodess as well?

A Friggin Cow

06-02-2005, 10:56 PM

okay, you guys dragged it out of me, I'm Oprah Winfrey.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/genome/guide/img/cow.jpg

http://www.nycdiet.com/nycdiet/images/oprahfat.jpg

tbach24

06-02-2005, 10:57 PM

1. hahahahahahahaha jason_t pwned suckahs so hard; i'm glad i was asleep that night

2. 2+2 wannabe = ??

3. @nothumb, after saturday i will never see the inspiration for my gimmy, so i don't really wanna make up stuff

PoBoy321

06-02-2005, 10:59 PM

I thought that me, rmarotti and jake were the only ones.

brassnuts

06-02-2005, 10:59 PM

Oprah may be fat like a cow, but I always thought Star Jones actually looks like a cow!
http://www.thekristenbuckleyshow.com/images/2004_starjones_kbs.jpg

2+2 wannabe

06-02-2005, 11:00 PM

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1. hahahahahahahaha jason_t pwned suckahs so hard; i'm glad i was asleep that night

2. 2+2 wannabe = ??

3. @nothumb, after saturday i will never see the inspiration for my gimmy, so i don't really wanna make up stuff

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= i wanna be me = l nolan (whoops, that's too specific, i mean lisa n)

-Skeme-

06-02-2005, 11:04 PM

That's a great gimmick account. So random, it's funny. John Bunnel is a turd, though.

[Right after video of 20 year old kid goes on a 30 hour police chase, kills three cops and causes $350,000 in damages and only gets caught because he surrendered]

John: Crime doesn't pay! This young punk thought he could outrun the awesome police of Bumfck, Arkansas! I guess these youngers will think again next time they see a car.. cause it'll be on a tiny TV screen, behind the bars of the local jail!

brassnuts

06-02-2005, 11:10 PM

Thanks. I almost wish I hadn't given it away, but I don't think I'm witty enough for it. Though, my first post (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=1646959&Fo rum=All_Forums&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=1 642107&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=26862&datera nge=1&newerval=1&newertype=y&olderval=&oldertype=& bodyprev=#Post1646959) with it was pretty funny, IMO. Plus, I never really used it anyways.

ozyman

06-02-2005, 11:12 PM

I laughed very hard reading those seansolo posts.

tbach24

06-02-2005, 11:16 PM

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I laughed very hard reading those seansolo posts.

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I laugh all the time at the inspiration of the posts.

We are watching Star Wars: Holiday Special, and it's basically like wookies doing the "raah raaah" thing the entire time. He laughs EVERY SINGLE TIME. EVERY.

There's literally millions of these stories, it's honestly just amazing knowing that I know him.

-Skeme-

06-02-2005, 11:17 PM

Yes, that was very good. The avatar is the best. That whole show is hilarious. The fake crime scenes for the interludes. Hilarious.

Lame Amateur

06-02-2005, 11:26 PM

I am deadisaretard.

Or, put another way, I am a gimmick account for the person who is also deadisaretard.

Do I have to stop using that account now, btw?

CallMeImbecile

06-03-2005, 12:19 AM

I am JasonTisaNit.

jasontisanit

06-03-2005, 12:20 AM

I am CallMeImbecile.

Ogre Palowakski

06-03-2005, 02:59 AM

nerds

Duke

06-03-2005, 03:23 AM

Meh

~D

jakethebake

06-03-2005, 08:42 AM

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shawn_p
jason_t

Coincidence? I think not.

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I don't believe it. Prove it!

jakethebake

06-03-2005, 08:43 AM

I'm really:

Dead
Big Steve
Mat Sklansky

Morgan O'Mally

06-03-2005, 09:39 AM

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nerds

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We are here like five minutes and you run into a barney.

Frank Pembleton

06-03-2005, 09:47 AM

I like you, Joey. But John Bunnell is a damn joke.

kyro

06-03-2005, 11:56 AM

I always thought about making a gimmick account. And then I remembered how dumb I thought they were and how unfunny of a person I was to begin with. So I decided against it.

CallMeIshmael

06-03-2005, 12:03 PM

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I am CallMeImbecile.

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If you spent less time drinking tea and making gimmick accounts, and more time ensuring one of the greatest empires in western civilization didnt crumble into a shell of its former greatness...

tbach24

06-03-2005, 12:05 PM

Whoever gave you and jason_t those avatars is the best poster ever.

Shajen

06-03-2005, 12:06 PM

I am the gimmick account shajen.

Sorry for breaking the news to you this way, but it had to be done.

Can you forgive me? /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Oh, and this thread and 90% of the responses:

http://www.itv.se/boreale/lame09.gif

CallMeIshmael

06-03-2005, 12:08 PM

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Whoever gave you and jason_t those avatars is the best poster ever.

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Rmaroitti gave me mine. Klepton gave jason his.

I believe shant made them.

tbach24

06-03-2005, 12:10 PM

haha, shant is so awesome.

bisonbison

06-03-2005, 12:14 PM

I'm Sample Size Man, but he never posted in OOT and has been dormant for months.

kenberman

06-03-2005, 12:19 PM

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I'm Sample Size Man, but he never posted in OOT and has been dormant for months.

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STAMP!

Pope John Paul II

06-03-2005, 12:43 PM

DMBFan23

06-03-2005, 01:14 PM

[ QUOTE ]
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shawn_p
jason_t

Coincidence? I think not.

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I knew it. I GOT BANNED BECAUSE OF YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

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With that use of language, you are going to get banned again.

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Do you know who "lisa marie nolan" was?

DMBFan23

06-03-2005, 01:15 PM

also, if you are 'Gaydar', please post here. you rule.

GimmickAccount

06-03-2005, 02:08 PM

Good riddance.

There were way too many of you wanks.

Joyously,
Gimmick Account

gaydar

06-03-2005, 03:48 PM

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also, if you are 'Gaydar', please post here. you rule.

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Gaydar appearing, as requested.

pshreck

06-03-2005, 03:59 PM

I made this thread basically for bothering the actual poster who is Joey Knish. I am not him, but I knew posting this would bother him.

I'm not sure how all of you found meaning in this thread to post so much in it, and keep it alive for a day.

kyro

06-03-2005, 04:00 PM

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I made this thread basically for bothering the actual poster who is Joey Knish. I am not him, but I knew posting this would bother him.

I'm not sure how all of you found meaning in this thread to post so much in it, and keep it alive for a day.

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You mean it was that easy? I'll remember that.

Pocket Trips

06-03-2005, 04:13 PM

I am the gimmick account Pocket Trips... basically my life is one big gimmick so my one and only account is a gimmick account

2+2 wannabe

06-03-2005, 04:31 PM

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shawn_p
jason_t

Coincidence? I think not.

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I knew it. I GOT BANNED BECAUSE OF YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

[/ QUOTE ]

With that use of language, you are going to get banned again.

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Do you know who "lisa marie nolan" was?

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yes.....

jason_t

06-03-2005, 04:38 PM

istewart

06-03-2005, 04:42 PM

IMHO, this thread rocks.

jakethebake

06-03-2005, 04:43 PM

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IMHO, this thread rocks.

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So OOT doesn't suck anymore? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

jason_t

06-03-2005, 04:43 PM

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IMHO, this thread rocks.

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Enter the biggest gimmick account across all the forums.

ClarkNasty

06-04-2005, 12:16 AM

I am....ah, forget it.

blaze666

09-04-2005, 07:48 PM

im sure this guy (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=8126&Number=2544431&Boar d=exchange&what=showflat&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart =1&vc=1) is a gimmick of either sklansky. i mean, have you EVER actually seen them in a room together? one and the same, im sure of it.

kipin

09-04-2005, 07:52 PM

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im sure this guy (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=8126&Number=2544431&Boar d=exchange&what=showflat&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart =1&vc=1) is a gimmick of either sklansky. i mean, have you EVER actually seen them in a room together? one and the same, im sure of it.

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