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chaas4747
06-01-2005, 11:43 AM
Comments?

bosoxfan
06-01-2005, 11:58 AM
I saw it and it is great. The new one probably sucks though.

IndieMatty
06-01-2005, 11:58 AM
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I saw it and it is great. The new one probably sucks though.

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bighomage
06-01-2005, 12:44 PM
I saw it and actually kind of liked it. I didn't see the original though, and I heard that if you did, you would hate the new one.

NutCrackerr
06-01-2005, 01:32 PM
If you've seen the original, don't bother with the new one. They stuck pretty close to the original script. There were a few funny one-liners (mostly from Chris Rock), definately no Happpy Gilmore.

Alobar
06-01-2005, 01:36 PM
I havent seen it, but seeing as how adam sandler sucks now, this movie prolly does too.

Flashy
06-01-2005, 01:40 PM
Saw both in movies during their original release. The new one is B- while the orginal is B+. Good entertainment with some funny bits.

TomCollins
06-01-2005, 01:56 PM
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I saw it and actually kind of liked it. I didn't see the original though, and I heard that if you did, you would hate the new one.

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Imagine if they redid Casablanca, but starring Carrot Top.

CORed
06-01-2005, 03:19 PM
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seeing as how adam sandler sucks now

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When did Adam Sandler not suck? I must have missed it.

Shajen
06-01-2005, 03:41 PM
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seeing as how adam sandler sucks now

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When did Adam Sandler not suck? I must have missed it.

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Happy Gilmore
The Waterboy
Billy Madison
Saturday Night Life.


Opera man bye baaaaaiiiiiiiiiii

-Skeme-
06-01-2005, 08:50 PM
I don't watch Sandler's movies anymore.

BWebb
06-01-2005, 09:02 PM
Better than I thought it would be, some funny stuff in there. What kills me is Sandler trying to be the badass in the movie, give me a [censored] break.

Blarg
06-01-2005, 10:38 PM
The original one was really good, very worth a rental.

The new one has a very funny, and not positive, review on Ebert's site. He basically says he recommended it at first but then realized how truly low his standards had dropped and how lousy it was.

sublime
06-01-2005, 10:39 PM
nope, but i see the longest 3 inches every time i pee.

[censored]
06-01-2005, 10:42 PM
I would like to but I have this rule concerning movies.

I can watch a movie that includes Goldberg in the cast.
I can watch a movie that includes Stone Cold Steve Austin in the cast.
However I cannot watch a movie that includes both.

nothumb
06-01-2005, 11:18 PM
I saw it with some of the kids I work with (their pick).

Had some pretty funny one liners, as mentioned. Decent sports movie. I never saw the original. Sandler was a miscast but not quite as bad as some people think.

The thing at the beginning with the drunk driving was funny.

There were a lot of good jokes, basically what's ruining it for the old-school Sandler fans is that this character is a total alien compared to back then. The movie doesn't have that all-encompassing absurdism and donktasticality that his great comedies have, so you wonder if he might want you to take parts of it seriously (which you shouldn't).

I had to piss so bad through the last twenty minutes of this movie I literally had trouble walking out of the theater. I was having back spasms.

The knockers on his girlie were unbelievable. Unbelievably fake, but still.

NT