ClaytonN
05-31-2005, 07:39 PM
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you Mr Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar.
Where other guys may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You go tanning. You ask, "Why can't we wear make-up and use shampoo with lavender essence? "
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.
Today we salute you Mr Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar.
Where other guys may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You go tanning. You ask, "Why can't we wear make-up and use shampoo with lavender essence? "
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.