Inspired by LFS's post, what words/phrases do you love?

[MoreWineII]

I'm partial to clusterf uck, f uckton, and butthurt. I like the phrase "cry more fairypants."

[tbach24]

I like sticking fuck and fuck-like words into the middle of other words. Unfuckingbelievable, for example.

[RunDownHouse]

"Cellar door."

[MoreWineII]

That reminds me, '[censored]-a!' is another phrase I enjoy and use frequently.

[kyro]

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I like sticking fuck and fuck-like words into the middle of other words. Unfuckingbelievable, for example.

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Or my personal favorite, congratufuckinglations.

[VBM]

"deft" & "prosaic"

unices words: "grep"

[jakethebake]

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I like sticking fuck and fuck-like words into the middle of other words. Unfuckingbelievable, for example.

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Jesus-[censored]-Christ!

[Bulldog]

Thank you James Lipton.

[imported_CaseClosed326]

Douchebag.

[Gin 'n Tonic]

quomodocunquize

[Los Feliz Slim]

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Douchebag.

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This forum is responsible for the resurrection of "douchebag" as something I say often, along with "douchery" and "douchebaggery" which I had never heard before but now love.

I believe it's been mentioned here or elsewhere, but I also enjoy "asshat".

[jakethebake]

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Douchebag.

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This forum is responsible for the resurrection of "douchebag" as something I say often, along with "douchery" and "douchebaggery" which I had never heard before but now love.

I believe it's been mentioned here or elsewhere, but I also enjoy "asshat".

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i'm not a fan of any of the douche variations, but i've begun using asshat with increasing frequency.

edit: i'm also a big fan of "assclown".

[jacki]

cockfag

fucktard

[SomethingClever]

I like it when one person says "Shut it!" to another person in a Scottish accent.

[Matt Flynn]

the southern locutions "might could" and "might should."

[DBowling]

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Jesus-[censored]-Christ!

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[PokerFink]

I start a lot of sentences with "I mean," usually followed by something sarcastic.

I'm also a big fan of fu*kslut.

[RunDownHouse]

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the southern locutions "might could" and "might should."

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Along those lines, "useda could."

[Toro]

"YANKEES SUCK, YANKEES SUCK"

[cnfuzzd]

"douche", "[censored] retard" and "will you have sex with me please" are all frequent pjn phrases. I also use some polysyllabic words, but apprently those make pokerjo hate me, so no more.

peace

john nickle

[Duke]

When do we get to bring back 80's favorites such as "bogue" and "grody?"

~D

[exist]

"c ock juggling thunder c unt" is one my new favorites

[cnfuzzd]

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When do we get to bring back 80's favorites such as "bogue" and "grody?"

~D

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i would say right now would be an excellent time.

peace

john nickle

[jakethebake]

"it don't make me no nevermind"...i say that way too often.

"if you took your brain and shoved it up a gnat's ass it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar."

[pshreck]

"Cum dumpster" in reference to a slut.

[pokerjo22]

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I also use some polysyllabic words, but apprently those make pokerjo hate me, so no more.

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It intimidates me.

[pokerjo22]

I like some of the British ones:

Fuk someone over
Fuk all
and Fubared.

I tend to have a pottymouth /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[SomethingClever]

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Fubared.

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That's not british.

FUBAR is military slang for fucked up beyond all repair

Or so I've been told.

[chaas4747]

I too like Fuk all.

[jakethebake]

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Fubared.

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That's not british.

FUBAR is military slang for fucked up beyond all repair

Or so I've been told.

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This is correct. Similar to a SNAFU. Situation Normal All Fukked Up.

I've never thought Fukk comeone over as British either. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[jakethebake]

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"Cum dumpster" in reference to a slut.

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I also like Fukpig.

[jakethebake]

"Fuk me runnin'" is another one i use a lot.

[2+2 wannabe]

Boo-Ya!

[DMBFan23]

I find that boo ya takes on a whole new meaning when 'grandma' or 'granny' is appended to the end. try it sometime.

[jakethebake]

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Boo-Ya!

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I hate that almost as much as Byaaatch.

[pokerjo22]

I thought it originated with the British in WWII, but I'm probably wrong.

I've only ever heard British people use it in connection with a good night out however e.g. 'How was last night?', 'Brilliant, I got fubarred'.

Also, I believe that in that context the r becomes recognition not repair.

[Aces McGee]

Passport.

-McGee

[AsiaKurosawa]

asshat.

[Duke]

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Passport.

-McGee

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Verify me.

~D

[twang]

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asshat.

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Good choice. I like it with the -ery suffix: "Cease this asshattery at once!"

Edit: I also predict that this will be the new catchphrase on these forums and that NH, pooper and FYP will slowly disappear.

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[brassnuts]

I like calling people FUKKO and I sometimes like to exclaim JESUS-TITTY-FUKKING-CHRIST!!

[marsvolta619]

Save it, or for the more outrageous statements, shaaave it. Yeah buddy or hey buddy is in my dictionary too, along with all the combinations of [censored]. Oh yeah, also threve and scrumptulescent. For phrases, when someone coughs a lot or I cough a lot "I think i'm getting the black lung" works

[pokerjo22]

Two others I just remembered, both euphemisims for taking a dump:

"I'm gonna drop the kids off at the pool"

and "I'm off to negotiate the release of a chocolate hostage".

Both courtesy of the same guy /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jakethebake]

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Also, I believe that in that context the r becomes recognition not repair.

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Recognition is correct. I missed this mistake in the previous post.

[thatpfunk]

Taking the cosbys to swim practice

[CCass]

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the southern locutions "might could" and "might should."

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Along those lines, "useda could."

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might could, might should, and useda could are all good Southern terms. But only a true Southerner knows the correct present, past, and future tenses.

[mistrpug]

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Two others I just remembered, both euphemisims for taking a dump:

"I'm gonna drop the kids off at the pool"

and "I'm off to negotiate the release of a chocolate hostage".

Both courtesy of the same guy /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I prefer "free the slaves".

[Shajen]

I'm a fan of "releasing a python into the wild".

Also, "Taking the browns to the Superbowl" is another good one.

as far as the OP: Spooge-eating felcher-monkey is a personal fave.

[lucas9000]

kibosh and boobery. used in a sentence:

i'd like to put the kibosh on george lucas' cinematic boobery.

[mistrpug]

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Also, "Taking the browns to the Superbowl" is another good one.

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Nice. I'm gonna use that one.

[Dr. Strangelove]

"Fukc the doomed"

[Los Feliz Slim]

I'm sure some people hate these, but I like:

"If it doesn't kill me, it makes me stronger"

"There's nothing new under the sun"

"It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick" (I use this in business conversations on a nearly daily basis, it's very hard to disagree with and keeps people from complaining)

I also shout "learn to [censored] drive" often

[pokerjo22]

I'd suggest adding 'Has someone got a case of the Mondays?' to your repetoire.

[MrFeelNothin]

put that in your pipe and smoke it.

ricockulous

anything with [censored] in it.

[jakethebake]

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put that in your hat and smoke it.

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[Los Feliz Slim]

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I'd suggest adding 'Has someone got a case of the Mondays?' to your repetoire.

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Cool beans!

[marsvolta619]

Cool beans made me think of shenanigans(thx dictionary.com), so add that for me

[jdl22]

I love watching soccer matches with british and irish commentators. They have loads of great expressions, here are two off the top of my head:

He didn't know anything about it.
Ex: fantastic save by the keeper though I don't think he knew anything about it.

all over him like a cheap suit.
ex: when the cross comes in the defender is all over him like a cheap suit and the ref rightfully points to the spot.

[Klepton]

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Passport.

-McGee

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Verify me.

this is the winner

~D

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[Brain]

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I like sticking fuck and fuck-like words into the middle of other words. Unbe-fucking-lievable, for example.

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You were close.

[Brain]

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I'm partial to clusterf uck, f uckton, and butthurt. I like the phrase "cry more fairypants."

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A metric fuckton is even more.

And in college, a shitload was always equal to 5.

[BeerMoney]

"Be About It!!"

[cockandbull]

its just not cricket
village bike
same sheit different day

[heavybody]

"fatty is that you"
"she's the fattest heavy fatso"
"hogbelly swayback"
"stupid [censored]"
"incidentally, I understand your gay"
"eat my shorts"

[heavybody]

Oh! I almost forgot..."your mother sucks cocks in hell" (the Excorsist) very funny.

[whiskeytown]

I was partial to "mother pussbucket" for yrs and didn't know why...

then I saw Bill Murray say it on Ghostbusters at the time they saw the Stay Puf Marshmallow man and I remember "oh yah, as a kid I wanted to be HIM"

RB

[youtalkfunny]

I will LOL almost every time I hear the format, "...makes A look like B."

For example, someone was trying to explain to me that Duluth was a very cold place, even by Minnesota standards: "They make Minneapolis look like Miami."

You also hear it sports a lot. "You guys make The Bad News Bears look like the 1927 New York Yankees!"

I don't know why, but I laugh at this almost every time.

I also crack up when anyone emphatically uses the word "man" as a formal address. This began when I heard an old horseplayer chewing out a poor ticketwriter: "My God, man, what's the matter with you?"

When "Titanic" came out, all my friends who saw it would tell me, "You're going to love this movie. They spend the whole time saying to each other, 'For God sakes, man, get hold of yourself!'"

[Tron]

So this is over two weeks old, but I just remembered this...

I really, really like the phrase "armed to the teeth".

Sounds really menacing.

[private joker]

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I hate that almost as much as Byaaatch.

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But as bad as "beyaatch" might be, it inspired the classic joke:

"What does Snoop Dogg use to do laundry?"
"Ble-aaaaatch!"

[tbach24]

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I hate that almost as much as Byaaatch.

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But as bad as "beyaatch" might be, it inspired the classic joke:

"What does Snoop Dogg use to do laundry?"
"Ble-aaaaatch!"

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hahaha lol

[dmk]

asshat