Let's Make Afghanistan America's 51st State

That should fix the problem. We could start moving in as soon as next month. Who could stop us, the Tariban? In two years we'll be watching Tiger Woods playing a golf tournament at America's 1st annual Afghan Open.

And you thought the voting in Florida was screwed up?

Minor problem in the 25 million Afghani citizens, but I'm sure you havea solution for that too.

We'll tuck them away in canyons, caves, and cliffs. Out of sight, out of mind....at least until they start putting up casinos.

Hmmm, maybe a casino economy is just what the struggling country needs to give it well needed economic boost. Sin will be the way to salvation!