Panacea

[Gabe]

I noticed, when I first started playing poker in Los Angeles, how people blamed the dealer if they lost a hand. At first, I thought this was silly. Eventually, I started to say "f---ing dealer" when someone sucked out on me. It started to make me feel better. I noticed myself saying "f---ing dealer" more and more. Now if I can't find my keys, I say "f---ing dealer." If I get a parking ticket, "f---ing dealer." If the movie I wanted to see is sold out "f---ing dealer."; It's great. It works. Try it.

PS I know it may not be politically correct to say this, but it seems to work best when said with a middle eastern accent.