PDA

View Full Version : HOLD EM HAIKU

lastsamurai
05-30-2005, 05:55 PM
Lets make this a FUN post. Enjoy.

big blind with ace ace
i call all in 72
runner runner STRAIGHT!
Clarkmeister
05-30-2005, 06:15 PM
Lovely search function
Stops needless repetition
Reduces clutter
PoBoy321
05-30-2005, 06:31 PM
Your haiku sucks bad
so bad that you are ignored
please stop posting here.
blendedsuit
05-30-2005, 07:26 PM
I looked at this thread
for no reason. Poetry = dumb.
Back to the poker grind.
tylerdurden
05-30-2005, 09:32 PM
AA on the button
capped six ways, flop KKQ
party skins are rigged
RocketManJames
05-31-2005, 05:31 PM
[ QUOTE ]
AA on the button
capped six ways, flop KKQ
party skins are rigged

[/ QUOTE ]

I know what you mean
Big slick suited in my hand
River was the ace
OldYoda
05-31-2005, 09:46 PM
It's been 50 years since I wrote haiku in college freshman English class, but as I remember it is a metric of 5-7-5. Five syllables,followed by seven, followed by five. I could be wrong.
henrikrh
06-01-2005, 09:41 AM
Bill Fillmaff is God
Secret System for the win
World-wide poker champ!

I can shuffle chips,
I watch World Poker Tour,
Now I think I'm good.
henrikrh
06-01-2005, 10:13 PM
Hold'em haiku thread
is dying, page 2, page 3
bring it back to life
RocketManJames
06-01-2005, 10:52 PM
[ QUOTE ]
big blind with ace ace
i call all in 72
runner runner STRAIGHT!

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
It's been 50 years since I wrote haiku in college freshman English class, but as I remember it is a metric of 5-7-5. Five syllables,followed by seven, followed by five. I could be wrong.

[/ QUOTE ]

Isn't that what he's got? 5/7/5? I am assuming you should read 72 as SEVEN-TWO.

-RMJ
henrikrh
06-03-2005, 12:52 AM
No he's got 6

I...call...all...in...seven....two

Well seven is debatable, I seem to say it as one.
RocketManJames
06-03-2005, 03:52 AM
Real weird... I don't know how you (or the other guy) read seven as a single syllable.

-RMJ
lastsamurai
06-04-2005, 06:33 PM
pokerstarS is fixed
POCKET ACES PRE FLOP
runner runner quads!
henrikrh
06-04-2005, 09:52 PM
[ QUOTE ]
pokerstarS is fixed
POCKET ACES PRE FLOP
runner runner quads!

[/ QUOTE ]

5-6-5, boo!

you suck at poems
when other poets see you
they think "hey, a fish!"
ThePokerGods
06-05-2005, 02:40 PM
You say Party's rigged
But really, I just plan it
So you lose your stack
cwsiggy
06-05-2005, 03:52 PM
Hellmuth whines a lot
If it weren't for luck he'd win
jopke, jopke, joke
OldYoda
06-05-2005, 05:25 PM
Texas Dolly old
But beat the young pro he does
His the money is
lastsamurai
06-05-2005, 06:39 PM
i skip class today
on Full tilt i cant catch [censored]
dad send me money
cianosheehan
06-06-2005, 09:06 PM
Playing poker now
But why cant I win anymore?
Sick of losing
cianosheehan
06-06-2005, 09:09 PM
Gamble for fun?
No, gamble to win money
calling it a night
Derek in NYC
06-07-2005, 11:14 PM
Raise it up I say
You re-raise and smile at me
I crush your puny tens.
Mayhap
06-08-2005, 01:51 AM
Bodacious tatas
Just slightly animated
Behind the tall stack
ZenMusician
06-08-2005, 08:08 PM
What is a Haiku?
Sorry, don't really get it...
Wait...isn't THIS one?

-ZEN
BaThR0oM
06-09-2005, 03:28 AM
First night was for fun
Second night was for real cash
Now I'm in big debt
henrikrh
06-09-2005, 04:38 AM
T.E.C freeroll
with fifteen hundred people
I came 18th, yay

playing 7-card-ball
stupid dirtbag pots the eight
pip pip cheerio
lastsamurai
06-09-2005, 07:33 AM
where are all the girls?
13 to 1 ratio?
i need to get laid!
whiskeytown
06-09-2005, 07:35 AM
my haiku from the last trip to Vegas for the World Poker Blogger Tour

-----------

no luck the first day
second day the fish pay off
time to run like hell

RB
henrikrh
06-09-2005, 10:16 AM
Poker on TV
is really friggin stupid
ill designed structure
coffeecrazy1
06-09-2005, 10:38 AM
From last night:

I have pocket jacks,
His pocket eights are no good...
F***ing two-outer.
TexasTater
06-09-2005, 01:08 PM
Two Seven offsuit
What do you mean, a bad hand?
I made a full house
henrikrh
06-09-2005, 09:38 PM
exams are coming
but I wanna play poker
chemistry is lame
MCS
06-09-2005, 09:50 PM
There is a surprising number of non-5/7/5 efforts here.
tylerdurden
06-09-2005, 10:07 PM
[ QUOTE ]
There is a surprising number of non-5/7/5 efforts here.

[/ QUOTE ]

WROST HAIKU EVAR.
MCS
06-09-2005, 10:17 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
There is a surprising number of non-5/7/5 efforts here.

[/ QUOTE ]

WROST HAIKU EVAR.

[/ QUOTE ]

/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Here's a quick makeup attempt:

Ace-kings left and right!
Miss flop at all three tables
Joy turns into pain

Dude, the last haiku I wrote before this compared girls to Frankenstein. Why I thought I needed to tell my date about this, I don't know.
TomCollins
06-09-2005, 10:47 PM
Playing Swedes is fun
Just check call check call check call
King high wins pot
henrikrh
06-09-2005, 11:43 PM
I am go fish pro
Do you have any deuces?
no, go fish, biatch!
Big Bend
06-10-2005, 02:59 AM
Hold'em is the best
But not legal in Texas
Change the laws, dammit!
RocketManJames
06-10-2005, 04:46 AM
a new one for this night...

A sick run of cards
bad turns, rivers; tilt tilt tilt
break time for a week

-RMJ
Tooork
06-10-2005, 12:18 PM
made me laugh!
lastsamurai
06-18-2005, 09:25 PM
one month probation
Cant use f*** word in bad beats
i hate pokerstars
Phat Mack
06-18-2005, 10:29 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Texas Dolly old
But beat the young pro he does
His the money is

[/ QUOTE ]

Nihongo no yo....