Gay-O-Meter

[Zoltri]

Test to see how gay you pussies are.
This [censored] scored 40%...damn. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Gay-O-Meter (http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html)

[Gamblor]

33%

[Clarkmeister]

33%

[gunt]

26%.... so i guess that means i have to suck cock 3 months out of the year.

[[censored]]

23% That meter thing scared the [censored] out of me as I thought it was showing my results.

[mikeyvegas]

26%

[Matt Flynn]

20%

Living, Learning, and Laughing,

Matt

[MrWookie47]

26%. I hear ya on that meter. I thought it was just giving me 100% as some kind of joke.

[naphinfitos]

16% which to be honest I thought was low. I have some interests/hobbies that I would associate more with being gay than straight (working out/my appearance) plus I live in the 2nd gayest city in Massachusetts.

[spamuell]

46%

I don't know what you were all described as, but I'm a "happy and well adjusted hetero man." Or so I'll keep telling myself.

[MrWookie47]

Say, did anyone/everyone else get that cowboy or Indian question? I picked Indian, but I was left wondering which answer was the gay one. I mean, "Do you own leather trousers?" has an obvious gay answer, as do all the questions about grooming, but this one I couldn't decide. On the one hand, cowboys wear chaps, but OTOH, Indians where loin cloths. There are more overt innuendos relating to 6 shooters than to bows and arrows, but it's hard to accuse the John Wayne archetype of being openly gay. Where's Big Steve? How would he answer it?

[Ulysses]

30%

[2005]

I'm 40% gay and 46% lesbian(I wanted to see how the questions were different for women)

[partygirluk]

26%.

NB: When it says "Do you think it is obscene to spend more than 100 on a shirt" it is referring to GB£, so ~US$195

[sublime]

36%

[partygirluk]

I never played cowboys and indians so didn't know wtf to answer there.

[sfer]

33%

[BottlesOf]

Me too....

Although that's in GBPs, I don't know how it converts to dollars.

[Luv2DriveTT]

Gay or straight tests are rigged.

I scored 23%, and I'm probably the gayest hetorosexual guy you will ever meet.

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[Number4]

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23% That meter thing scared the [censored] out of me as I thought it was showing my results.

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LMAO - this is exactly what happened to me. Same score also.

[cnfuzzd]

16%. Its my pancreas. [censored] thing keeps inviting these total queers over and trying to talk me into talking them into sucking me off.

peace

john nickle

[LotsOfOuts69]

43%

[gorie]

43%

[Inthacup]

43%

[fsuplayer]

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43%

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[Talk2BigSteve]

BIG STEVE IS 80% GAY

Careful! You're not a gay cliche' yet, but are well on your way. Bet all the girlie girls just adore you!

I just want to know where the hell this 20% straight is at???

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[tbach24]

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26%

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Same.

[razor]

40%

[Talk2BigSteve]

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Gay or straight tests are rigged.

I scored 23%, and I'm probably the gayest hetorosexual guy you will ever meet.

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

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LOL Some better save this quote for later use!!!

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Jakesta]

20% gay.

[mcb]

33%

[tbach24]

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20% gay.

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Shutup, we know you're Dead. Stop making up numbers to pretend you're not.

[Jakesta]

Why are you being so rude to me? I'm not Dead.

[scotty34]

26% - I'm supposed to loosen up a little because most women "prefer an edge" these days.

[Bulldog]

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33%

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[DBowling]

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26%

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Same.

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[Eurotrash]

33%

[BusterStacks]

46%...

[gorie]

you would think "are you attracted to the opposite sex?" would show up on that quiz somewhere.

well, i guess it did ask if i liked lesbian porn.

[Jakesta]

It was very easy to pick the non-gay answers.

[gorie]

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It was very easy to pick the non-gay answers.

[/ QUOTE ]cheater !!

[Clarkmeister]

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you would think "are you attracted to the opposite sex?" would show up on that quiz somewhere.


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Didn't it ask your sex and what sex you have sex with before you took it?

[BusterStacks]

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well, i guess it did ask if i liked lesbian porn.

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and your answer was...?

[Jakesta]

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It was very easy to pick the non-gay answers.

[/ QUOTE ]cheater !!

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What gay person does home improvement work themselves?

What gay person doesn't own a shirt worth more than 100?


I'm not saying that I intentionally picked the non-gay answers- I was just honest- but that it's pretty easy to figure out how you should answer if you want a certain percentage.

[wacki]

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26%

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Same.

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It told me I need to loosen up. WTF???

[shant]

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30%

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[Clarkmeister]

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It was very easy to pick the non-gay answers.

[/ QUOTE ]cheater !!

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What gay person does home improvement work themselves?

What gay person doesn't own a shirt worth more than 100?


I'm not saying that I intentionally picked the non-gay answers- I was just honest- but that it's pretty easy to figure out how you should answer if you want a certain percentage.

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Dude, the entire reason I work is to make enough money so that I never have to do any home improvement or maintenance work myself! That's why god created Mexicans!


<font color="white">Yes, the Mexican thing is a joke for those of you who are wondering. </font>

[Jakesta]

Hahahahahah!

I knew there was going to be white text down there before I even clicked.

Bur lawn mowing and stuff like that doesn't count as DIY/home improvement stuff. That's just maintenance. When I have the money, I'm sure that I will hire people to do stuff like that. But for stuff like working on cars, and DIY stuff inside the house, I will do that myself.

[tbach24]

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26%

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Same.

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It told me I need to loosen up. WTF???

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Loosen up your a-shole

[YourFoxyGrandma]

23%. Thought it'd be higher.

[JaBlue]

26

[fluxrad]

10% gay.

Dude. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm just repressing something since I'm "straighter" than everyone else.

[gorie]

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well, i guess it did ask if i liked lesbian porn.

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and your answer was...?

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i'm 46% gay... nothing wrong watching some lesbo action.

really though, that quiz is pretty stupid.

"WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER, WHO DID YOU THINK DRESSED BETTER? YOUR MOM OR YOUR DAD?"

i'm glad my dad was a truck driver. whew!!!!!!!!

"HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU MASTURBATE TOO MUCH?"

masturbating too much is gay.

"ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT GETTING OLDER"

... !??!?!! heck no, ageing is for lesbos!!!!!!!!

"HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET A HAIRCUT ?"

haha.

"HAVE YOU GOT MORE THAN ONE TATTOO"

tattoos are gay.

"HAVE YOU EVER BEATEN A MAN AT POOL ?"

.. guys only let girls win if they're gonna get some.

"HAVE YOU EVER SHAVED YOUR PUBIC HAIR"

trick question.

"DO YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIEND IS SEXY?"

do they even care if my best friend is a guy or a girl ?! what kind of test is this !!

"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INVOLVED IN A FIGHT ON THE STREET"

a lesbo tried to hit me once but i ran.

"IF YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW WOULD YOU RATHER DO IT AT THEIR PLACE, OR YOUR PLACE?"

which answer means i'm going to do it with a guy ?

[maryfield48]

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26%.

NB: When it says "Do you think it is obscene to spend more than 100 on a shirt" it is referring to GB£, so ~US$195

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Maybe not so much. Retail prices don't necessarily convert at the Currency rate. UK prices tend to be higher than US. A shirt for GBP100 is probably more like $150 in US, I'd guess.

I got 36%.

[KungFuSandwich]

26%, but yeah, the gay questions were really easy to spot.

When you played cowboys and indians as a kid were you
A. cowboy
B. indian
C. sailor
D. policeman
E. construction worker
F. Gay biker

[durron597]

13%

[TimM]

30%

[OtisTheMarsupial]

43%
hmmm...

[TStoneMBD]

20%. youre all so totally gayer than i.

[jason_t]

40%

[Dominic]

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46%

I don't know what you were all described as, but I'm a "happy and well adjusted hetero man." Or so I'll keep telling myself.

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46% - me too

[Dr. Strangelove]

20%

[Sykes]

Did all 3 with the same answers and got 50/53/50%

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[tbach24]

You might want to Talk2BigSteve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Sykes]

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You might want to Talk2BigSteve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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that's not funny /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[mostsmooth]

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BIG STEVE IS 80% GAY

Careful! You're not a gay cliche' yet, but are well on your way. Bet all the girlie girls just adore you!

I just want to know where the hell this 20% straight is at???

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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i guess everybody else needs to multiply their scores by 1.25 then?

[jnalpak]

thought it was hilarious how it keeps counting to 100%, i was like ohshit.......LOL

but im 26%

[DavidC]

26% but I fudged a few... I mean, pulled a few fast ones... I mean, gave incorrect answers. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Stuff like fairgrounds and crap. Who the hell goes to fairgrounds?

Edit: Glad it didn't ask about art, or I'd be screwwed. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Brainwalter]

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Stuff like fairgrounds and crap. Who the hell goes to fairgrounds?

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All straight guys do dude.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

10% - "A walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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you would think "are you attracted to the opposite sex?" would show up on that quiz somewhere.

well, i guess it did ask if i liked lesbian porn.

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The very first two questions were what your gender is and then "do you have sex with: men, women, both". I thought this covered that angle pretty well.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

26%

[DukeSucks]

20%

[johnnybeef]

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36%

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[Jman28]

53%. I think that makes me 2nd gayest next to BigSteve.

[joecash]

I would say picking Indian was the gay one...warpaint = make-up...

[gorie]

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you would think "are you attracted to the opposite sex?" would show up on that quiz somewhere.

well, i guess it did ask if i liked lesbian porn.

[/ QUOTE ]
The very first two questions were what your gender is and then "do you have sex with: men, women, both". I thought this covered that angle pretty well.

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errr, oh yeah. i guess i thought of those questions as more of "pre-test" questions (to determine which questions you got) and later forgot about them... oops /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Blackjack]

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26%.

NB: When it says "Do you think it is obscene to spend more than 100 on a shirt" it is referring to GB£, so ~US$195

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XE.com.. from Casino Whoring, I can tell you that you are wrong. 100 GBP is around 188 US dolars.
Maybe not so much. Retail prices don't necessarily convert at the Currency rate.

[chesspain]

30%

[rusellmj]

13% you homos. Must be the $100 T-shirts.

[chucksim]

30%

[Mars357]

33%

[AAmaz0n]

60%

Really surprised that it's not higher but then again, I'm not very butch. Maybe if they knew that I used to own a Harley it would pump up the score. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Shauna

[jasonHoldEm]

26%

[Matty]

50%

[47outs]

26%

When that stupid meter kept climbing past 50% and then went to 100% I almost [censored] my pants.

Then it showed the actual precentage, phew.

outs

[heavybody]

I'm 30% homosexual. That isn't bad is it?

[Edge34]

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23% That meter thing scared the [censored] out of me as I thought it was showing my results.

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[EliteNinja]

16% Numa Numa Gay

[deacsoft]

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That meter thing scared the [censored] out of me as I thought it was showing my results.

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Me too. 33%

[Richie Rich]

= 100% minus 26% minus 28%

is that gay?

[NSchandler]

33% gay, which it *claimed* was "too straight," though I'm not going to be kept up at night thinking how I can pump up my "gay factor"

[Clarkmeister]

Is this pronounced Gay-oh-meeter or Gay-yaw-meh-ter?

[Dangergirl]

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Is this pronounced Gay-oh-meeter or Gay-yaw-meh-ter?

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The first /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

And 46% gay here!

[PokerFink]

30%

Which, admittedly, is much lower than I would score myself.

[Nick-Zack]

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33%

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