great lines to tell an annoying tournament player when you knock ..

[lastsamurai]

I want to start a new post. great lines you could tell annoying tournament players when you knock them out.

WAIT...he has a STRAIGHT...to the PARKING LOT

[youtalkfunny]

I was dealing to a jerk one night in a PLHE game. When he went bust, he snarled at the kid who beat him, "You (SOB), you get all my money in there, and then you draw out on me!"

The kid looked up from the chips he was stacking, and said simply, "Builds character."

I almost choked.

The kid noticed my reaction, and explained after the jerk left, "He busted me one night three years ago, and said that to me. I've been waiting all this time for chance to return the favor."

[tylerdurden]

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I want to start a new post. great lines you could tell annoying tournament players when you knock them out.

WAIT...he has a STRAIGHT...to the PARKING LOT

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Doesn't this make you just as annoying as the guy you just knocked out?

[blaze666]

when i was playing 5 card draw with freinds, whenever i had a flush, i would say 'hey, matt, did you remember to FLUSH the toilet?' and then laugh manicly, while raking in my 6p pot.

or, you pick up the phone, and say, 'uh, yeah, could i get bob sagat, aka danny tanner on the phone? oh oh, he's not available? then can i talk to the olsen twins? because i got a full house bitch!'

[PokerPaul]

i don't think you need any one liners to put a guy down AFTER you knock him out of tourney...at that point no words neccessary.

[goofball]

Just enjoy his chips man. That should be all you need.

[Photoc]

When the player says Nice hand after I suckout on him, I just say Thank you and stack up my new found fortune. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[goofball]

me too. I love doing that. Truthfully, it's probably on my top 5 of favorite things to do that are poker related.

[lastsamurai]

hero: Hey...do you know any chip tricks?

villian: um i know a few?
Hero "too bad you cant show me any cause you have none LEFT!"

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hero: Hey...do you know any chip tricks?

villian: um i know a few?
Hero "too bad you cant show me any cause you have none LEFT!"

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hero: Do you know any chip tricks?

villain: Yeah, I know how to make your chips dissappear!

[mostsmooth]

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What sucks is that the line above that you'd say to a player, lol.

[KingCon]

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or, you pick up the phone, and say, 'uh, yeah, could i get bob sagat, aka danny tanner on the phone? oh oh, he's not available? then can i talk to the olsen twins? because i got a full house bitch!'

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If you are going to steal lines from the great Bill Fillmaff, at least give him credit

[blaze666]

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very creative post. i hope you are proud of yourself.

[Bosyn]

My all time favorite when they bitch at my play or some such...

"What sorry can't hear you over the sound of me stacking my chips"

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[Matt Flynn]

not quite what you're asking, but when a table captain starts berating a fish for bad play, my favorite line is "success requires no explanation."

[mosch]

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I want to start a new post. great lines you could tell annoying tournament players when you knock them out.


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Good game, man.

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

Best line I ever heard was after I knocked a guy out of satellite at Foxwoods a couple of years ago.

I was the BB and had called his small all-in with KJ, he had Q9. The board was something like K-T-8-7-x

He looked at all the cards layed out on the table and said "Wait, I have a straight". I was about to say he couldn't use my cards, when another guy said, "no you don't. you're a jack off." /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[ZenMusician]

.......still laughing......!!

nh

-ZEN

[TruePoker CEO]

Thanks for playing, Seat open.

[tek]

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My all time favorite when they bitch at my play or some such...

"What sorry can't hear you over the sound of me stacking what used to be your chips "

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fixed your post...

[mostsmooth]

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very creative post. i hope you are proud of yourself.

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i am, but not because of that post

[Punker]

One time I knocked a guy out of a live tourney and he said "I never would have called that". My response was "Never's a long time, man."

[blaze666]

deep man, deep...

[hotdog da 2rd]

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hero: Hey...do you know any chip tricks?

villian: um i know a few?
Hero "too bad you cant show me any cause you have none LEFT!"

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1o minutes later......

hero: gl everyone, nice playing w/ ya.

observer: hey...do you know any chip tricks?

[coffeecrazy1]

Being from Texas, I have access to the best poker line I have ever heard:

"Well, they don't call it (insert current location) Hold'em."

That said, I also like to say "Bad beat," no matter what the situation, be it a monster suckout on my part, or some yahoo calling me down with Ace High when I have the nuts.

[drewjustdrew]

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I want to start a new post. great lines you could tell annoying tournament players when you knock them out.

WAIT...he has a STRAIGHT...to the PARKING LOT

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Doesn't this make you just as annoying as the guy you just knocked out?

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No it doesn't. I think we have all played with "that guy" who annoys everyone at the table. It is usually appreciated when he is put in his place. In isolation, it is not annoying, but to do it continuously would be annoying. Think Mattias Anderson.