Living next door to a MILF. How do I hit it?

[BWebb]

Alright, I've been living in my apartment for about 6 months now. I pull into my carport stall yesterday after the gym and there is a MILF standing out with her kids. I had never seen her before, or remember her being so hot, but she lives right next door. I say hi and go inside. Later on that night, me and a couple buddies are having a few drinks on the patio when she pulls up. She's in this cute black dress. Looks like she has just got done with a date. She starts taking her kids (5 and 3 years old, I was talking to them earlier) inside. I say hi again and ask if the music is too loud. She says no. She then walks over and introduces herself to me and I do the same. She is smoking hot. Very high on a scale of 1-10 for a MILF, I'd say 8.5 to 9. I want to hit it, or at least give it a good try. The one problem is that I don't see her much standing outside of her apartment. If I did, I think I could handle this on my own, but she doesn't. That makes it tough to start the friendly conversation and have it lead to "come over when my kids are asleep and we can have crazy MILF sex all night". What is my play here?

[sublime]

i gots a plan, however you need to have sublime type balls.

go out and buy some kid DVD (do some research) and then bring it over and kncok on the door. mention that you ordered DVD's from columblia house and got this by accident, instead of returning it you decided that maybe her kids woul;d like to have it.

bam

[BWebb]

[ QUOTE ]
i gots a plan, however you need to have sublime type balls.

go out and buy some kid DVD (do some research) and then bring it over and kncok on the door. mention that you ordered DVD's from columblia house and got this by accident, instead of returning it you decided that maybe her kids woul;d like to have it.

bam

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice. I like that one a lot. Should I bring popcorn and say we should all watch it together?

[brassnuts]

[ QUOTE ]
i gots a plan, however you need to have sublime type balls.

go out and buy some xxx rated DVD (do some research) and then bring it over and kncok on the door. mention that you ordered DVD's from columblia house and got this by accident, instead of returning it you decided that maybe she woul;d like to watch it with you.

bam

[/ QUOTE ]

My first FYP. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Popinjay]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i gots a plan, however you need to have sublime type balls.

go out and buy some kid DVD (do some research) and then bring it over and kncok on the door. mention that you ordered DVD's from columblia house and got this by accident, instead of returning it you decided that maybe her kids woul;d like to have it.

bam

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice. I like that one a lot. Should I bring popcorn and say we should all watch it together?

[/ QUOTE ]

Try to find out what her favorite movie is, maybe from her kids. Then when you bring over the DVD for the kids have her favorite in your hand like you just ordered it as well.

[sublime]

Try to find out what her favorite movie is, maybe from her kids. Then when you bring over the DVD for the kids have her favorite in your hand like you just ordered it as well.

before or after her son says the neighbor tried to get him to adult DVD's togther?

leave my plan alone. it is perfect.

[2+2 wannabe]

[ QUOTE ]
leave my plan alone. it is perfect.

[/ QUOTE ]

[radek2166]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
leave my plan alone. it is perfect.

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

[DCJ311]

[ QUOTE ]

leave my plan alone. it is perfect.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is probably one of the top 3 best plans ever thought of in the history of the universe.

[z32fanatic]

[ QUOTE ]
i gots a plan, however you need to have sublime type balls.

go out and buy some kid DVD (do some research) and then bring it over and kncok on the door. mention that you ordered DVD's from columblia house and got this by accident, instead of returning it you decided that maybe her kids woul;d like to have it.

bam

[/ QUOTE ]

Seriously, this is an amazing plan. You have to do this and nothing different.

[kerssens]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

leave my plan alone. it is perfect.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is probably one of the top 3 best plans ever thought of in the history of the universe.

[/ QUOTE ]

I predict this plan will make its way around the internet. Soon, MILFs around the country will be receiving DVDs that were errantly delivered.

[sublime]

LMAO @ kerssens!

[shant]

[ QUOTE ]
This is probably one of the top 3 best plans ever thought of in the history of the universe.

[/ QUOTE ]

[wdcbooks]

Sublime, you should hire yourself out as a consultant. That is perfect.

[SackUp]

I agree great plan.

Go for one of those singing and dancing type videos. Kids go nuts for those.

Otherwise you can't go wrong with a disney flick. then you could actually watch it with them and show your playful and sensitive side.

Then for the next move to be a complete baller. Buy your buddies a case and get them to babysit the kids. Then you can go over and ask the chick out and have the kids taken care of.

[sublime]

Sublime, you should hire yourself out as a consultant.

alas, i am too busy fighting restraining orders in court

[RicktheRuler]

How about you go introduce yourself to her and let her know you are interested in her. We are talking about a grown woman with kids right?

[SackUp]

[ QUOTE ]
How about you go introduce yourself to her and let her know you are interested in her. We are talking about a grown woman with kids right?

[/ QUOTE ]

This is what he is doing. This is just a means of getting in. This just makes the process easier is all. Getting the foot in the door is the hardest part.

[fluxrad]

[ QUOTE ]
i gots a plan, however you need to have sublime type balls.

go out and buy some kid DVD (do some research) and then bring it over and kncok on the door. mention that you ordered DVD's from columblia house and got this by accident, instead of returning it you decided that maybe her kids woul;d like to have it.

bam

[/ QUOTE ]

I worry that this plan will either

A) Not work in that the mother just thinks you're a nice guy.

B) Backfire by getting you into a "dating" type scenario without the booty.

C) Will be seen as completely transparent.

Sublime is correct, however. The in is through the kids. I suggest kidnapping them and making the ransom some sweet, sweet MILF sex.

Only in the extremely unlikely event that Sublime's plan doesn't work ... be nice to her kids. If they're boys, play ball with them. If they're girls ... well, you figure it out.

Hell, it worked in Finding Neverland.

[sublime]

B) Backfire by getting you into a "dating" type scenario without the booty.

real life isnt porn movies. mostl likely if he wasnts steady tang, hes gonna have to date her a little bit.

[Dead]

You stick it in her pooper.

[sublime]

*** You are ignoring this user ***

dead, he wasnt to have sex with the mother!!!! notice it said MILF and not FILF.

[ QUOTE ]
FILF.

[/ QUOTE ]

Brilliant. How have you not been nominated for a Nobel Prize?

[Ulysses]

I would go knock on her door. When she answers, ask her if she's single, and if so, would she like to go on a date sometime.

[goofball]

know how to interact with the kids.

[goofball]

I always thought i would have a really easy time getting single mother booty since i'm so good with kids.

problem with that is that i have to be dating single mothers which i'm definietly not ready for.

[Jurollo]

Sublime you are brilliant!
----
(Passage from Seinfeld)
Sublime (George): "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
2+2 Community (Jerry): nods in affirmation

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
C) Will be seen as completely transparent.

[/ QUOTE ]

if she's at all interested, this is not a bad thing.

[The once and future king]

Is her apartment the same as yours. If so put on a blindfold till you can navigate your way round your apartment completly blind.

Whilst you are do this practise holding your breath till you can close to 4 minutes.

When you have done the above you are set and a shag is gaurenteed.

All you have to do now is set her apartment on fire. Wait till the requisite moment of crises (you know how to play the bubble right?) and then burst in and save her and the kids. She is now totaly obliged to shag you and shag you hard.

[jakethebake]

Useless w/o pics!!!

[BWebb]

[ QUOTE ]
Useless w/o pics!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

Maybe that is my in. I can go over and ask her to take a couple of photos for a internet messageboard where we are discussing her hotness.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Useless w/o pics!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

Maybe that is my in. I can go over and ask her to take a couple of photos for a internet messageboard where we are discussing her hotness.

[/ QUOTE ]

Excellent! Tell her jakethebake insists on bare breasteses.

[poker-penguin]

Sublime is an evil genius.

There should be an "ask Sublime" thread where us mere mortals can come with our Milf and other problems, and he can dispense his sweet sweet genius.

[TStoneMBD]

wow you are smooth.

[sublime]

There should be an "ask Sublime" thread where us mere mortals can come with our Milf and other problems, and he can dispense his sweet sweet genius.

well i do run a website /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[sublime]

jake,

is that really you in that pic?

[Dead]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
FILF.

[/ QUOTE ]

Brilliant. How have you not been nominated for a Nobel Prize?

[/ QUOTE ]

You are such a kissup, nug.

[a500lbgorilla]

I am in awe of your plan.

Well played.

[sublime]

*** You are ignoring this user ***

no dead, i dont think dressing up like a priest and chasing the kids around the front yard is a good idea. this is not upstate NY we are talking about.

[Dead]

If fits better in Boston, with all the Irish.

[renodoc]

Wasn't it the Jerry Macguire line about:

"Don't fcuk with the SIngle Mom!" ????

[Duke]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

leave my plan alone. it is perfect.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is probably one of the top 3 best plans ever thought of in the history of the universe.

[/ QUOTE ]

I assume you mean that it's on par with avoiding the classic blunders, by A) Not getting involved ina land war in Asia, and B) Never going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

~D

[TStoneMBD]

[ QUOTE ]
Wasn't it the Jerry Macguire line about:

"Don't fcuk with the SIngle Mom!" ????

[/ QUOTE ]

JERRY
Can I ask you a question totally
unrelated to your career?

TIDWELL
Oh, we gonna be friends now?

JERRY
What do you know about dating a
single mother?

Tidwell warms to the personal question.

TIDWELL
Oh I know plenty. I was raised by
a single mother.

JERRY
Tell me, because it's been a
month, and she's about to take
another job in San Diego.

Tidwell is always happy to hold forth.

TIDWELL
First, single mothers don't
"date." They have been to the
circus, you know what I'm saying?
They have been to the puppet show
and they have seen the strings.
You love her?

JERRY
How do I know?

TIDWELL
You know when you know. It makes
you shivver, it eats at your
insides. You know?

JERRY
No, I don't know.

TIDWELL
Then you gotta have The Talk.

JERRY
But I sure don't like that she's
leaving.

TIDWELL
Well, that ain't fair to her. A
single mother, that's a sacred
thing, man.

JERRY
The kid is amazing.

TIDWELL
(shaking head)
No. A real man does not shoplift
the "pooty" from a single mom.

JERRY
I didn't "shoplift the pooty." We
were thrown together and -- I mean
it's two mutual people who --
(a look)
Alright, I shoplifted the pooty.

[Aeioux]

wow sublime, that is genius

[ScottyP431]

I would advise against sublimes plan, when i first read it i thought "this is retarded" , but everyone else seemed to agree with it so i thought, "maybe im retarded". So i consulted a few lady friends who happen to be single with kids. They concurred- its retarded. Single moms arent looking for cutsey bull [censored], they are normally mature and above all practical. Be direct. Also , they found the idea that you would try and use thier kids to get close to them to be "disgusting" and "creepy".

The route to go here is to make her feel attractive/young/desirable. Next time you see her, tell her you are having friends over on X night and would she like to come hang out, this lets her know that you're interested and looking to party without the kids/ice cream/puppy dog friendship tip. The more you make it seem like shes a regular girl and not some milf your trying to bang, the better your chances. With the movie thing you may as well go up to her and ask if you can jump her child rearing bones.

[Blackjack]

Well you know she gives it up easy $$$ She has 2 kids.

If you're to wussy to be direct initially by showing your attraction to her, then go sublimes route.

Otherwise, be a man and approach her directly like Diablo suggested.

Blackjack

[pootle]

Fold PF.

MILF's are great but dangerous. Forbidden fruit /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[fluxrad]

[ QUOTE ]
B) Backfire by getting you into a "dating" type scenario without the booty.

real life isnt porn movies. mostl likely if he wasnts steady tang, hes gonna have to date her a little bit.

[/ QUOTE ]

He didn't say he wanted steady tang. He said he wanted to hit it. My understanding was that he wanted to hit it sooner rather than later.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
FILF.

[/ QUOTE ]

Brilliant. How have you not been nominated for a Nobel Prize?

[/ QUOTE ]

You are such a kissup, nug.

[/ QUOTE ]

Dead, don't you have a girl (or someone else who threatens your femininity) to pick on?

[Blackjack]

I found the Milf in questions picture. She's got another one on the way! Damn, Our advice must be good beause your super sperm got her knocked up in a jiffy.

http://content.collegehumor.com/img/g/ghettopr.jpg

[BWebb]

[ QUOTE ]
I would advise against sublimes plan, when i first read it i thought "this is retarded" , but everyone else seemed to agree with it so i thought, "maybe im retarded". So i consulted a few lady friends who happen to be single with kids. They concurred- its retarded. Single moms arent looking for cutsey bull [censored], they are normally mature and above all practical. Be direct. Also , they found the idea that you would try and use thier kids to get close to them to be "disgusting" and "creepy".

The route to go here is to make her feel attractive/young/desirable. Next time you see her, tell her you are having friends over on X night and would she like to come hang out, this lets her know that you're interested and looking to party without the kids/ice cream/puppy dog friendship tip. The more you make it seem like shes a regular girl and not some milf your trying to bang, the better your chances. With the movie thing you may as well go up to her and ask if you can jump her child rearing bones.

[/ QUOTE ]

I like this. That is kind of what I was doing last night. I was a little drunk so I was checking her out and talking to her; I think it was pretty obvious that I was hitting on her. I was thinking the next time I have people over, going to her place and letting her know. I'll do the "if we get to loud or anything just let me know" thing, then I can add in "if you are around and you want to stop by, that would be great" type line. I think this could work well.

[sublime]

you asked single mothers how they would feel if some guy used a ploy to get into thier pants and they didnt like the idea? wow!

the whore reason for the 'plan' was because he never sees the chick. with he plan he has a reason go up an knock on the door. if she is interested in him, she will melt that he did somethign so 'charming'. lets be realistic, if she wanst to hook up with him he could go over and ask for sugar and it would work. if shes doesnt want to hook up with him, nothing will work. i tend to go overboard with the charm and cute ploys. it works well for me. then again i am handsome as hell also.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
I worry that this plan will either

A) Not work in that the mother just thinks you're a nice guy.

B) Backfire by getting you into a "dating" type scenario without the booty.

C) Will be seen as completely transparent.

[/ QUOTE ]
Exactly.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
I would go knock on her door. When she answers, ask her if she's single, and if so, would she like to go on a date sometime.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
the whore reason

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice typo. Pimp.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
The route to go here is to make her feel attractive/young/desirable. Next time you see her, tell her you are having friends over on X night and would she like to come hang out, this lets her know that you're interested and looking to party without the kids/ice cream/puppy dog friendship tip. The more you make it seem like shes a regular girl and not some milf your trying to bang, the better your chances. With the movie thing you may as well go up to her and ask if you can jump her child rearing bones.

[/ QUOTE ]
The first actual great 'plan' of the whole thread.

[Blarg]

She's next door, bro. You can't escape if things turn out badly. If you don't live alone, she can mess you up and turn things ugly in front of your friends, which she can also do if you ever have friends over.

Do you know if she was married before she had the kids? It sounds like you don't know(not that she would tell you the truth anyway, word to the wise), but if she wasn't, then you know you're on dangerous grounds, and there's a little baby YOU just waiting to come out if you're not extremely careful and maybe a little lucky.

Single moms are walking baby grenades, and women living next door are land mines. You're setting yourself up with the worst of both worlds.

It also puts a bit of possibly uncomfortable pressure on a woman when you're hitting on her and you live right next door. She would have reason to wonder and maybe worry about your judgment for doing it. It's like hitting on someone who works next to you; there are possible serious and lasting after-effects.

If you're just walking around with your dick dangling in the wind wondering who you can poke it in and how fast, almost any alternative would be better than a single mom next door neighbor. It sounds like you're just thinking with your dick, here.

[HtotheNootch]

[ QUOTE ]
She's next door, bro. You can't escape if things turn out badly. If you don't live alone, she can mess you up and turn things ugly in front of your friends, which she can also do if you ever have friends over.

Do you know if she was married before she had the kids? It sounds like you don't know(not that she would tell you the truth anyway, word to the wise), but if she wasn't, then you know you're on dangerous grounds, and there's a little baby YOU just waiting to come out if you're not extremely careful and maybe a little lucky.

Single moms are walking baby grenades, and women living next door are land mines. You're setting yourself up with the worst of both worlds.

It also puts a bit of possibly uncomfortable pressure on a woman when you're hitting on her and you live right next door. She would have reason to wonder and maybe worry about your judgment for doing it. It's like hitting on someone who works next to you; there are possible serious and lasting after-effects.

If you're just walking around with your dick dangling in the wind wondering who you can poke it in and how fast, almost any alternative would be better than a single mom next door neighbor. It sounds like you're just thinking with your dick, here.

[/ QUOTE ]

Very solid advice.

[bernie]

[ QUOTE ]
I would go knock on her door. When she answers, ask her if she's single, and if so, would she like to go on a date sometime.

[/ QUOTE ]

Minus the asking her if she's single. Do it in one question not 2.

b

[wacki]

[ QUOTE ]
then again i am handsome as hell also.

[/ QUOTE ]

pic???

[PokerFink]

Blarg is right on. This situation has an enormous potential for disaster.

[SoftcoreRevolt]

Just TALK TO HER. In today's accelerated dating market the cutsey poo nonsense advised in this thread simply isn't needed. You'll need to present yourself well, but the best way to do that is by acting the opposite of how her children's father acts, because most likely she hates him and all men like him.

And don't get advice on how to continue talking to her, you are doing fine so far.

[KingOtter]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

leave my plan alone. it is perfect.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is probably one of the top 3 best plans ever thought of in the history of the universe.

[/ QUOTE ]

Specially cuz she'll think you have money to burn.... have you seen how much those kid movies cost from Columbia House? I know... I got kids... why do you think I'm trying to earn some extra bucks?

KO

[KingOtter]

[ QUOTE ]
How about you go introduce yourself to her and let her know you are interested in her. We are talking about a grown woman with kids right?

[/ QUOTE ]

He never said he was interested.. just he wanted to bang her.

KO

[siccjay]

[ QUOTE ]

Try to find out what her favorite movie is, maybe from her kids. Then when you bring over the DVD for the kids have her favorite in your hand like you just ordered it as well.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nah this is bad. Too much supplication.

sublimes plan is golden

You should have got her number when she came over and talked to you. You must get it next time.

[siccjay]

[ QUOTE ]
you asked single mothers how they would feel if some guy used a ploy to get into thier pants and they didnt like the idea? wow!

[/ QUOTE ]

lmao

I was going to post this same thing.

They are lying.

The people that disagree with this plan are looking too deeply into it. He's only doing it for a reason to go over there. The gesture shows that he thought about her and her kids which is a plus. The reason you lie about the DVD saying it was from Columbia House is so you don't look like a supplicating dork.

[ScottyP431]

I didnt say "what would you do if a guy used your kids", i said "what would you think if a guy did X(insert sublime plan)". They said they would see right through it. They are not very smart.

They are also very jaded/cynical though... although maybe a lot of single moms are

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
They are also very jaded/cynical though... although maybe a lot of single moms are

[/ QUOTE ]

[sublime]

women tend to say the right things when it comes to fedning off guys, but when faced with the situation act according to what thier snapper is telling them to do. kinda like us /images/graemlins/grin.gif

anywho, the best thing to do is just ask the chick out. my 'plan' was just an excure to go knock on her door.

[ScottyP431]

"women tend to say the right things when it comes to fedning off guys, but when faced with the situation act according to what thier snapper is telling them to do. kinda like us "

Yea, that is a brilliant f'ing point by you sir, i have seen these girls fall for WAY worse business than this plan

[[censored]]

I am speechless as to how awesome your plan is.

[[censored]]

[ QUOTE ]
Sublime is an evil genius.

There should be an "ask Sublime" thread where us mere mortals can come with our Milf and other problems, and he can dispense his sweet sweet genius.

[/ QUOTE ]

Clearly there needs to be a Sublime forum. Mat!

[oreogod]

[ QUOTE ]
I would go knock on her door. When she answers, ask her if she's single, and if so, would she like to go on a date sometime.

[/ QUOTE ]


This is a far better plan. I think it takes far more balls to go and talk to her directly. The dvd thing sounds nice and all, but it will be in OPs best intrest to be direct. You have to put yourself in her shoes, whats hotter. Directness or trying to get in with her kids.

Here is one that has worked for me several times, in stores, at bars, etc: walk up to hot girl, say: "Listen, I know this is weird, I have no segway in to start a conversation here, I dont even know your name, but I think u are absolutly beautiful and id like to take u out sometime." Maybe its corny, direct, etc. But it has a very high winrate. (I went out with a girl for 6 years, and afterwards I tried to come up with the best and fastest ways to hook up with women. At that time, being single was a new thing for me. I was 22 when we broke up. Im 24 now, and for a year and a half I was just dating and screwing around, seeing what worked with loose women and women who were harder to get in the sack.)


Directness, by far, was the biggest winner of all.



Example: You see a girl in a bookstore store, u want to talk to her, what do u do...you see what type of book shes reading, do u bump into her, holding a book by the same author? Trying to make small talk...or do u just go up and talk to her. Having a segway into a conversation is nice, but if u are even remotley attractive the direct approach works the best.

If u insist on not being absolutly direct, here is two examples of how u should break the ice with girls. This is how I met my last gf and current gf:

1: I was in a restraunt and met my current girlfriend, she was sitting with her family. I asked my waitress, "whats your favorite drink", she told me, I said bring that to the girl with her family. I was asked if I wanted to remain annoymous, I said it doesnt matter...I got up later to hit the restroom (on my way back I was going to probably either talk to her at the table or catch her on the way out), she excused herself from her table and came over to talk to me...I just told her that I thought she was stunning and wanted to know her name, and we talked, she gave me her number and we ended up going out for a good while.

2: No real ice to break. Same thing at a coffeeshop, she was there with a friend...she was sitting outside, I asked does she mind if I smoke, and I just started conversation.


Just going up and talking to a girl is not hard. Its the afterwards thats hard for most people. Its how u treat her after talking to her that matters...so go up to her damn door, ask her out...and just be real and treat her like you should treat a woman and take things at her pace (but there are definitly times when u should do a little pushing, many girls will say they dont want to do something when they do, its knowing when to push and when to back off that will make u a winner here.)

[oreogod]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I would go knock on her door. When she answers, ask her if she's single, and if so, would she like to go on a date sometime.

[/ QUOTE ]

Minus the asking her if she's single. Do it in one question not 2.

b

[/ QUOTE ]

Another thing I forgot to touch on. Just ask her out.

[RacersEdge]

I don't like the DVD for kids appraoch. Using the kid connection for a date seems a little sleazy. Why mix the kids in here? Plus it seems very contrived.

Just treat her like a regular female you are interested in. Just keep talking to her like you are - maybe offer her some food you made too much of - or ask her if she wants to try the new beer you happen to be drinking, etc.

[oreogod]

or tell her the girl u usually take a shower with is taking the day off and you want to know if shes up for the task.

[Yeti]

Results?

[jkkkk]

I read three and a bit pages with no results, don't leave me on a cliffhanger man.

[sublime]

Results?

hes 'waiting' to take the 'direct' approach /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[BWebb]

Neighbor was gone all day yesterday and I am head to the lake for the next two days. I will follow with results, but it won't be for a few days.

[partygirluk]

A single woman of that age is likely gagging for it (womens' sex drive peaks at ~ 40). She is busy with two kids so her opportunities to meet single guys are limited. Thus no need to slowplay here. Don't too anything too false as she will likely see through that.

Seeing as you are much younger than her she should be flattered that you show interest. Just ask her around for a meal or out for a drink etc.

[TimM]

I don't think he mentioned her age.

[jimymat]

MILF's are fun but just like any broad what are you going to do after you hit it and then you have to see her every day. Next door is not a good place to go looking for love. Just something to think about. Also the fact she lives alone with her kids makes me think shes going to have some issues when you tap and go. Be prepared to find a new place if you go through with it.

[flair1239]

[ QUOTE ]
i gots a plan, however you need to have sublime type balls.

go out and buy some kid DVD (do some research) and then bring it over and kncok on the door. mention that you ordered DVD's from columblia house and got this by accident, instead of returning it you decided that maybe her kids woul;d like to have it.

bam

[/ QUOTE ]

This is not a good plan. She is more likely to think that you are a child molestor than anything else.

If she is reasonably mature and not a total idiot, I think a direct approach would be best. Don't play mind games with a mom, it will affect the kids too. Also using kids to get in the mom's pants is pretty scummy.

[chaas4747]

[ QUOTE ]
MILF's are fun but just like any broad what are you going to do after you hit it and then you have to see her every day. Next door is not a good place to go looking for love. Just something to think about. Also the fact she lives alone with her kids makes me think shes going to have some issues when you tap and go. Be prepared to find a new place if you go through with it.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is correct. What are you going to do some night you arrive home from the bar with a chic, and she is standing in her doorway all disappointed? Search elsewhere.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Living next door to a MILF. How do I hit it?

[/ QUOTE ]

After all this, anyone betting the correct answer is, "He doesn't."

[ddoggphx]

[ QUOTE ]
I would advise against sublimes plan, when i first read it i thought "this is retarded" , but everyone else seemed to agree with it so i thought, "maybe im retarded". So i consulted a few lady friends who happen to be single with kids. They concurred- its retarded. Single moms arent looking for cutsey bull [censored], they are normally mature and above all practical. Be direct. Also , they found the idea that you would try and use thier kids to get close to them to be "disgusting" and "creepy".

The route to go here is to make her feel attractive/young/desirable. Next time you see her, tell her you are having friends over on X night and would she like to come hang out, this lets her know that you're interested and looking to party without the kids/ice cream/puppy dog friendship tip. The more you make it seem like shes a regular girl and not some milf your trying to bang, the better your chances. With the movie thing you may as well go up to her and ask if you can jump her child rearing bones.

[/ QUOTE ]


You are dead on right. Stone cold nuts.