Is JoshuaD a nerd, yes or no. EVIDENCE INCLUDED.

[brazilio]

HEAR YEA HEAR YEA, IN THE HERETOFORE NOTED 'TRIAL OF CLASSIFICATION', I SUBMIT TO YOU, THE READERS OF OOT, EVIDENCE THAT SHALL PROVE WITHOUT QUESTION THAT JOSHUAD, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS 'DEFENDANT', IS TO BE CLASSIFIED FROM NOW ON AS 'NERD'. EVIDENCE FORTHCOMING:


1. JoshuaD has been known to play DDR, otherwise known as Dance Dance Revolution. Pictures shall be included of such an act, but DDR is a well-known pasttime for the morally destitute and the japanese-obsessed. This game includes such nerdy things as 'looking at a screen' and 'jumping on the appropriate square to shitty techno'.

http://joshman.ath.cx:81/ddr4.jpg

Defendant is the nerd on the left.

2. Defendant plays Dungeons and Dragons by email. Dungeons and Dragons, if the jury perhaps does not know, is a pasttime of the morally corrupt and socially destitute, a fantasy world where sweaty mantits and culturally inept fools inhabit their own D&D characters, while a sicko-sexual perversion of dominance allows the 'dungeon-master' to subject the 'characters' to most any act humanly and inhumanly possible.

3. Defendant plays Magic: The Gathering at the age of 32, and until very recently lived with his mother. The nerdiness of Magic: The Gathering should be self-evident to all, it's a card-based Dungeons and Dragons derivative usually designated for goth-type social rejects in high school. The defendant has played such games for years now, employing any tactics, including inept sexual favors, in attempts to further his 'deck', whatever that means.


JURY, PLEASE PRESS THE APPROPRIATE BUTTON TO SIGNIFY YOUR CHOICE.

[DBowling]

you are clearly a bigger nerd

[Dynasty]

Threads which serve no purpose but to ridicule another poster are:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/tinky.jpg

They also contribute greatly to the problems people constantly complain about OOT having.

[brazilio]

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you are clearly a bigger nerd

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I am not the nerd on the right.

[JoshuaD]

[ QUOTE ]
thatguy: I think you're better at poker than I am, and I think that sucks balles
thatguy: because anybody that nerds it up deserves to suck
thatguy: nerd
thatguy: I'm going to make a poll in OOT asking if you're a nerd

[/ QUOTE ]

P.S I'm 21.

[eric5148]

Your post, OTOH, was very productive.

[tbach24]

[ QUOTE ]
you are clearly a bigger nerd

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[brazilio]

Yes, I would come into this worthless forum and make a serious post ridiculing JoshuaD because I think it would hurt his feelings?

[Dynasty]

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Your post, OTOH, was very productive.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/ngbbs405e6e69bdddc.jpg

[jason_t]

[ QUOTE ]
Threads which serve no purpose but to ridicule another poster are:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/tinky.jpg

They also contribute greatly to the problems people constantly complain about OOT having.

[/ QUOTE ]

Let people have their fun, especially friends.

[JoshuaD]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Threads which serve no purpose but to ridicule another poster are:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/tinky.jpg

They also contribute greatly to the problems people constantly complain about OOT having.

[/ QUOTE ]

Let people have their fun, especially friends.

[/ QUOTE ]

You better be voting for me, or you're a nit for life.

[poker-penguin]

You sir, are a POLLTARD

I apologise for bumping this POS thread, if only there was a "reply without bump option."

[jason_t]

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You better be voting for me, or you're a nit for life.

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Like I care if a nerd thinks I'm a nit.

[JackWilson]

ROFL.

DDR is a [censored] awesome game, how dare you insult it? Seriously, it's addictive, it's fun and it's amazing cardiovascular exercise. What's not to like?

Growing up playing on a semi-pro Magic team was a huge part of my teenage years and I'll never forget it. We had some amazing times. The camaraderie was g00t. The game itself is okay as far as games go (excellent as far as CCGs go), I just played it because I had a lot of friends who played, I was really good at it and I'm very competitive by nature.

Dungeons and Dragons I don't have much to say about, except that the Black Isle/Bioware AD&D games are, for the most part, awesome.

EDIT: What's up with playing on the soft DDR pads, bro? You need to get a Cobalt Flux.

[JoshuaD]

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You better be voting for me, or you're a nit for life.

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Like I care if a nerd thinks I'm a nit.

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Psh.. All you f<font color="black">uckers</font> are just jealous that I can play DnD and Magic and have a hot girlfriend who's crazy about me.

You'd do it if you could.

[jason_t]

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You better be voting for me, or you're a nit for life.

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Like I care if a nerd thinks I'm a nit.

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Psh.. All you f<font color="black">uckers</font> are just jealous that I can play DnD and Magic and have a hot girlfriend who's crazy about me.

You'd do it if you could.

[/ QUOTE ]

No. No. Liar.

[rusellmj]

All I see is two guys who have apparently never done any excersise in their lives.

[tbach24]

http://www.eyemarten.com/kevblog/092904/STFU.jpg

[JoshuaD]

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All I see is two guys who have apparently never done any excersise in their lives.

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The other dude in that picture is now in the best shape of anyone I know. He works out daily and eats all shitty healthy food. He claims DDR is what got him to stop being a fat pudge.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
3. Defendant plays Magic: The Gathering at the age of 32, and until very recently lived with his mother.

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i don't get it - no one in that picture is 32.

[JoshuaD]

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3. Defendant plays Magic: The Gathering at the age of 32, and until very recently lived with his mother.

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i don't get it - no one in that picture is 32.

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The prosecutor is a liar.

[brazilio]

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3. Defendant plays Magic: The Gathering at the age of 32, and until very recently lived with his mother.

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i don't get it - no one in that picture is 32.

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The prosecuter is a liar.

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I made a slight miscalculation, I never lied.

[JoshuaD]

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I made a slight miscalculation, I never lied.

[/ QUOTE ]


You asked the forum that produced this (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=2487760&amp;page=0&amp;view=colla psed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=7&amp;fpart=2) to decide if I was a dork. More than a slight miscalculation.

[brazilio]

I didn't say this forum wasn't filled with retards, but this forum is easily more suited to a nerd test. After all, most of the people who inhabit these denizens are themselves socially inept retards who spend all their time thinking of how grand a forum this is. Remember, it's supposed to be a jury of your peers.

[JoshuaD]

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I didn't say this forum wasn't filled with retards, but this forum is easily more suited to a nerd test. After all, most of the people who inhabit these denizens are themselves socially inept retards who spend all their time thinking of how grand a forum this is. Remember, it's supposed to be a jury of your peers.

[/ QUOTE ]

Motion to dismiss. The prosecution presuposed nerdiness, clearly the results of this poll are void.

[TimM]

You are not helping your case here.

[JoshuaD]

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You are not helping your case here.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll be a nerd and I'll be one proudly. Brazillio's just mad because he thinks I'm a better player than him and because I get laid regularly.

[Emmitt2222]

nerd? perhaps.

This does not change the fact that DDR is a sweet game and that JoshuaD could wipe the floor with me with his gigantic BB/100's across every level.

[CallMeIshmael]

I have to ask:

Why are you sending pictures of yourself without a shirt on to people you've never met?

[JoshuaD]

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I have to ask:

Why are you sending pictures of yourself without a shirt on to people you've never met?

[/ QUOTE ]

I've known brazillio for a while. We got talking about how fat he is, and I was like "yea I'm thin", and then I showed him that picture to show him exactly how thin I am.

P.S He's fat.

P.P.S I hate you for voting against me. I thought I could count on the SS regulars. I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED.

[KDawgCometh]

Joshua, I'm so so sorry, but I had to vote nerd. Not that its a big deal or anything, just the evidence doesn't lie /images/graemlins/grin.gif. At least you're not a nit /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[brazilio]

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Joshua, I'm so so sorry, but I had to vote nerd. Not that its a big deal or anything, just the evidence doesn't lie . At least you're not a nit

[/ QUOTE ]

You haven't been betrayed, the truth has been revealed.

[CallMeIshmael]

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P.P.S I hate you for voting against me. I thought I could count on the SS regulars. I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED.

[/ QUOTE ]

Evidence dude.

Though, Im sure there are certain things I do that get me voted in.

Brazilio has obviously biased the data towards your nerdiest things.

[CallMeIshmael]

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Though, Im sure there are certain things I do that get me voted in.

[/ QUOTE ]

Jasonish (7:55:25 PM): FFT = Fast Fourier Transform
Jasonish (7:55:35 PM): coolest algorithm in the world

I mean... boom, that proves Jason is a nerd.

[JoshuaD]

[ QUOTE ]
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Though, Im sure there are certain things I do that get me voted in.

[/ QUOTE ]

Jasonish (7:55:25 PM): FFT = Fast Fourier Transform
Jasonish (7:55:35 PM): coolest algorithm in the world

I mean... boom, that proves Jason is a nerd.

[/ QUOTE ]

It is a pretty badass algorithm. I remember being awed at it's power in my computer image processing and recognition class.

[CallMeIshmael]

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It is a pretty badass algorithm. I remember being awed at it's power in my computer image processing and recognition class.

[/ QUOTE ]

WOW that is not helping your case.

[Sephus]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I have to ask:

Why are you sending pictures of yourself without a shirt on to people you've never met?

[/ QUOTE ]

I've known brazillio for a while. We got talking about how fat he is, and I was like "yea I'm thin", and then I showed him that picture to show him exactly how thin I am.

P.S He's fat.

P.P.S I hate you for voting against me. I thought I could count on the SS regulars. I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED.

[/ QUOTE ]

&lt;hating&gt; you're not fat but a few pushups wouldn't kill you. &lt;/hating&gt;

[JoshuaD]

[ QUOTE ]
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It is a pretty badass algorithm. I remember being awed at it's power in my computer image processing and recognition class.

[/ QUOTE ]

WOW that is not helping your case.

[/ QUOTE ]

If you've ever seen FFT in action you'd be like "whoa".

That entire class was awesome. My final project was a program that generated mosaiacs:

http://joshman.ath.cx:81/ice-norepeat_sm.jpg

[brazilio]

why are you always offline, duder? I was joking about calling you a commie pinko, you're just like a pink-colored commie.

[JoshuaD]

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why are you always offline, duder? I was joking about calling you a commie pinko, you're just like a pink-colored commie.

[/ QUOTE ]

No one wants to talk to you. You're fat and you're a hippo f<font color="black">ucker</font>.

[KDawgCometh]

[ QUOTE ]
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Though, Im sure there are certain things I do that get me voted in.

[/ QUOTE ]

Jasonish (7:55:25 PM): FFT = Fast Fourier Transform
Jasonish (7:55:35 PM): coolest algorithm in the world

I mean... boom, that proves Jason is a nerd.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm definetly feeling much much cooler than the lot of my fellow ss posters, now I just need to drop 30 lbs /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[jason_t]

[ QUOTE ]
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Though, Im sure there are certain things I do that get me voted in.

[/ QUOTE ]

Jasonish (7:55:25 PM): FFT = Fast Fourier Transform
Jasonish (7:55:35 PM): coolest algorithm in the world

I mean... boom, that proves Jason is a nerd.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm definetly feeling much much cooler than the lot of my fellow ss posters, now I just need to drop 30 lbs /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Fat a[/i]ss.

[JoshuaD]

[ QUOTE ]
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Though, Im sure there are certain things I do that get me voted in.

[/ QUOTE ]

Jasonish (7:55:25 PM): FFT = Fast Fourier Transform
Jasonish (7:55:35 PM): coolest algorithm in the world

I mean... boom, that proves Jason is a nerd.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm definetly feeling much much cooler than the lot of my fellow ss posters, now I just need to drop 30 lbs /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Fat a[/i]ss.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nit. Nerd.

[Dominic]

the guy on the left? I'd comment but I don't think it's right to make comments about children. That person in the picture is about 14, right?

[Subfallen]

I just need to say that no healthy, attractive woman can be "crazy" about someone with that physique. It's not evolutionarily possible. Sorry Josh. Below is an example of what millions of years have conditioned women to get wet about:

http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/434439.1081477516211.Unflexed.JPG

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
Nit. Nerd.

[/ QUOTE ]

For evidence... I submit this... jason and I, are both nerds:

CMI (8:03:30 PM): gauss owned, btw
Jason_t (8:03:53 PM): yeah
CMI (8:04:04 PM): not newton type ownage
Jason_t (8:04:28 PM): ?
CMI (8:04:49 PM): there was this guy
CMI (8:04:52 PM): isaac newton
CMI (8:04:54 PM): who was smart
Jason_t (8:04:58 PM): i'm aware
Jason_t (8:05:01 PM): but compare their ownage
CMI (8:05:04 PM): yes
CMI (8:05:09 PM): newton pwns gauss
Jason_t (8:05:51 PM): ?
CMI (8:06:01 PM): dude, i was just joking
CMI (8:06:09 PM): bu
CMI (8:06:10 PM): i guess
Jason_t (8:06:11 PM): emphatically not funny
CMI (8:06:17 PM): if u were to look at influence
CMI (8:06:21 PM): newton does pwn gauss
Jason_t (8:06:34 PM): no, and it's not close
CMI (8:06:45 PM): how so?
Jason_t (8:07:02 PM): they are both Gods of math and physics
Jason_t (8:07:14 PM): the only other guy in the same league as them is Archimedes
CMI (8:07:33 PM): dude
CMI (8:07:38 PM): in terms of influnce on the world
CMI (8:07:41 PM): newton &gt; gauss
CMI (8:07:44 PM): and its not close
Jason_t (8:13:41 PM): http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/fft.jpg
CMI (8:13:54 PM): dude
CMI (8:13:55 PM): please
Jason_t (8:14:01 PM): wtf?
CMI (8:14:02 PM): dont even have this argument with me
Jason_t (8:14:11 PM): argument, look at the link!
Jason_t (8:14:14 PM): then i'll have the argument
CMI (8:14:15 PM): k
CMI (8:14:16 PM): 1 sec...
CMI (8:16:11 PM): http://www.geocities.com/call_me_ishmael_2002/jason.JPG
Jason_t (8:16:25 PM): ?
CMI (8:16:28 PM): dude
CMI (8:16:30 PM): newton
CMI (8:16:38 PM): changes the world
CMI (8:16:41 PM): of physis
Jason_t (8:16:44 PM): as did gauss
CMI (8:16:45 PM): gauss
CMI (8:16:48 PM): changed math
Jason_t (8:16:52 PM): no and physics
CMI (8:17:01 PM): to nowhere near teh same extent
CMI (8:18:20 PM): there are few people who lived over the past 3000 years who i would put in the same class as newton
Jason_t (8:18:23 PM): http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/search/
CMI (8:18:24 PM): in terms of infleunce
Jason_t (8:18:29 PM): go there
Jason_t (8:18:30 PM): type gauss
Jason_t (8:18:32 PM): then type newton
Jason_t (8:18:35 PM): 303 &gt; 210
Jason_t (8:18:43 PM): pwned
CMI (8:19:14 PM): when a group of scientists / writers got together
CMI (8:19:26 PM): and were asked to vote for the most influential person of hte past 1k years
CMI (8:19:31 PM): newton was second
CMI (8:19:33 PM): and NOT to gauss
CMI (8:19:36 PM): PWND!!!

CMI (8:19:44 PM): and you use
CMI (8:19:48 PM): a [censored] search engine??
Jason_t (8:19:50 PM): who was he second to?
CMI (8:19:57 PM): gutenberg
CMI (8:20:04 PM): (sp?)
Jason_t (8:20:10 PM): who was the next scientist on the list?
CMI (8:20:16 PM): darwin
Jason_t (8:20:31 PM): hmm...
CMI (8:20:36 PM): i think
CMI (8:20:40 PM): darwin pwns newton
CMI (8:20:41 PM): but
CMI (8:20:45 PM): that could be the bio bias
Jason_t (8:20:46 PM): you're biased
CMI (8:20:49 PM): and darwin owns
CMI (8:20:53 PM): (and ur biased)
CMI (8:20:59 PM): also, fwiw
CMI (8:21:02 PM): in terms of intelligence
Jason_t (8:21:04 PM): wtf, newton and gauss were both mathematicians! how is that bias!!?!??!!?
CMI (8:21:06 PM): shakespeare pwns all
CMI (8:21:21 PM): dude, u know what i mean...
CMI (8:21:22 PM): clearlyt
CMI (8:21:35 PM): newton leans mroe towards phyics than gauss
Jason_t (8:22:02 PM): newton invented the [censored] calculus!
CMI (8:22:21 PM): which is very much a cross discipline
CMI (8:22:38 PM): number theory
CMI (8:22:39 PM): is not
CMI (8:22:42 PM): for example
Jason_t (8:22:58 PM): you ever bought anything over the internet or used an ATM card?
CMI (8:23:05 PM): yes
Jason_t (8:23:07 PM): number theory
Jason_t (8:23:08 PM): next
CMI (8:23:18 PM): how is that phyics?
Jason_t (8:23:38 PM): i don't understand what you were saying then
CMI (8:23:51 PM): of the two: newton and gauss
CMI (8:24:05 PM): newton was more a physicist than gauss
CMI (8:24:06 PM): or
CMI (8:24:14 PM): more influential on phsyics
CMI (8:24:21 PM): whereas gauss
CMI (8:24:27 PM): was more a mathematician
Jason_t (8:24:49 PM): by the way, this book pwns
Jason_t (8:24:49 PM): http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1400032954/qid=1117239700/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/103-2600488-3681444?v=glance&amp;s=books&amp;n=507846
CMI (8:25:09 PM): As a schoolbook figure, Isaac Newton is most often pictured sitting under an apple tree, about to discover the secrets of gravity.
CMI (8:25:28 PM): i agree he did MORE
CMI (8:25:36 PM): than just the physics stuff
CMI (8:25:43 PM): that he is credited for
CMI (8:25:45 PM): but
CMI (8:25:52 PM): of the 2 disciplines
CMI (8:25:55 PM): math and science
CMI (8:25:59 PM): if newton never lived
CMI (8:26:03 PM): physics would be more different
CMI (8:26:06 PM): than math
CMI (8:26:08 PM): because
Jason_t (8:26:09 PM): not true
Jason_t (8:26:11 PM): not true
Jason_t (8:26:13 PM): not true
CMI (8:26:13 PM): ture
CMI (8:26:14 PM): true
Jason_t (8:26:15 PM): no
Jason_t (8:26:16 PM): no
Jason_t (8:26:16 PM): no
Jason_t (8:26:17 PM): false
Jason_t (8:26:18 PM): false
Jason_t (8:26:19 PM): flase
CMI (8:26:21 PM): dude
CMI (8:26:27 PM): basic phyiscs
CMI (8:26:37 PM): newtons 3 laws
CMI (8:26:44 PM): fundamental math
CMI (8:26:49 PM): is not
CMI (8:26:55 PM): as influenced by him
CMI (8:27:00 PM): only higher levels of math
Jason_t (8:27:25 PM): what do you mean by "fundamental math"?
CMI (8:27:41 PM): mathematic basics
CMI (8:27:53 PM): much of physics
CMI (8:28:04 PM): begins at the laws of motion
CMI (8:28:09 PM): newtons laws
CMI (8:28:16 PM): math is based
CMI (8:28:46 PM): on things that were established
CMI (8:28:52 PM): before newton/gauss
Jason_t (8:29:09 PM): yes, but math went through several revolutions, one of which started with newton
CMI (8:29:28 PM): nowhere near as important
CMI (8:29:35 PM): as what he did to physics
CMI (8:29:41 PM): though, im sure u can agree
Jason_t (8:29:43 PM): he invented the [censored] calculus!
CMI (8:29:47 PM): that math &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; physics
Jason_t (8:29:54 PM): duh
CMI (8:30:46 PM): im not saying he didnt have incredible
CMI (8:30:51 PM): influence on math
CMI (8:30:52 PM): but
CMI (8:31:00 PM): his influence on physics was greater


EDIT: add this:

Jason_t (8:36:08 PM): i think that the calculus is the single most important scientific discovery in the history of mankind.,
CMI (8:36:30 PM): no
CMI (8:36:33 PM): darwin owns that
Jason_t (8:36:40 PM): you are so biased
CMI (8:36:45 PM): you are so retarded
CMI (8:36:47 PM): no wat
CMI (8:36:51 PM): no way
CMI (8:36:54 PM): is calculus
CMI (8:36:57 PM): more important
CMI (8:37:07 PM): than natural [censored] selection

[JackWilson]

That is almost as disturbing as the picture of the weird guy above you. And it's close.

[tbach24]

Thanks. That's perfect justification as to why jason's location (Natalie &lt; Mischa) is untrue. He's a nerd.

[jason_t]

[ QUOTE ]
I just need to say that no healthy, attractive woman can be "crazy" about someone with that physique. It's not evolutionarily possible. Sorry Josh. Below is an example of what millions of years have conditioned women to get wet about:

[/ QUOTE ]

Please don't post your gay porn collection.

[Subfallen]

Oh, sorry to offend those of us who worship young boys. My bad.

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh, sorry to offend those of us who worship young boys. My bad.

[/ QUOTE ]

I like girls.

[KDawgCometh]

[ QUOTE ]
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Though, Im sure there are certain things I do that get me voted in.

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Jasonish (7:55:25 PM): FFT = Fast Fourier Transform
Jasonish (7:55:35 PM): coolest algorithm in the world

I mean... boom, that proves Jason is a nerd.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm definetly feeling much much cooler than the lot of my fellow ss posters, now I just need to drop 30 lbs /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Fat a[/i]ss.

[/ QUOTE ]

its munchie and beer weight. Since I used to wrestle and play rugby I am naturally big, just now am big, good thing that I can sorta carry weight. oh BTW, Nit

[Subfallen]

stfu. Some of us prefer to look more like actual men then blobs of slobbering jello or impotent stick figures.

[Soul Daddy]

[ QUOTE ]
Thanks. That's perfect justification as to why jason's location (Natalie &lt; Mischa) is untrue. He's a nerd.

[/ QUOTE ]
Nerd or not, he's right.

[KDawgCometh]

[ QUOTE ]
stfu. Some of us prefer to look more like actual men then blobs of slobbering jello or impotent stick figures.

[/ QUOTE ]

or, you just cut a picture of some dude that you want to put it in his pooper

[JoshuaD]

[ QUOTE ]
I just need to say that no healthy, attractive woman can be "crazy" about someone with that physique. It's not evolutionarily possible. Sorry Josh. Below is an example of what millions of years have conditioned women to get wet about:

http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/434439.1081477516211.Unflexed.JPG

[/ QUOTE ]

Some girls like guys who don't spend all their time looking at other almost naked men and drooling.

[Subfallen]

lol, you're a funny little shrimp aren't you?

[JoshuaD]

[ QUOTE ]
lol, you're a funny little shrimp aren't you?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm a nerd too.

P.S. Your stomach could use some work. Fatso.

[JackWilson]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh, sorry to offend those of us who worship young boys. My bad.

[/ QUOTE ]

Different strokes for different folks, eh?

Take it from me though, you're really not as good looking as you think.

[JoshuaD]

[ QUOTE ]
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Oh, sorry to offend those of us who worship young boys. My bad.

[/ QUOTE ]

Different strokes for different folks, eh?

Take it from me though, you're really not as good looking as you think.

[/ QUOTE ]

BUT HIS BODY IS ROCK HARD. All girls love a man with a rockhard body who says "Shrimp". Haven't you ever watched any 50's movies?

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh, sorry to offend those of us who worship young boys. My bad.

[/ QUOTE ]

Also...

are you so retarded as to assume:

I dont want to see pictures of guys who work out sans shirt

to mean:

I am attracted to young boys?


WOW. IF that is you (and I think we all have our doubts) put down the weights because you are so dumb you might forget to breathe.

[LazyRobot]

jeezus you guys are young

[CallMeImbecile]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Oh, sorry to offend those of us who worship young boys. My bad.

[/ QUOTE ]

I like girls.

[/ QUOTE ]

They don't like you.

[irunlikepre44]

This idea is already taken.

[CallMeIshmael]

Wow, 2 gimmick account haters.


Im big timin' it.

[CallMeImbecile]

[ QUOTE ]
This idea is already taken.

[/ QUOTE ]

This one will be better executed.

[jason_t]

jason_t: computers: possible because of caluclus or natural selection?
jason_t: electricity: understood and harnassed because of caluclus or natural selection?
jason_t: major engineering projects: (hoover dam, atomic bomb, etc.) possible because of caluclus or natural selection?
jason_t: i could go on, but i've already won
CallMeIshmael: wow
CallMeIshmael: no
CallMeIshmael: ok
CallMeIshmael: what
CallMeIshmael: factor causes
CallMeIshmael: teh most war in the world?
CallMeIshmael: religion
CallMeIshmael: yes?
jason_t: yes
CallMeIshmael: to the agnostic/atheist
CallMeIshmael: relgion
CallMeIshmael: is looked upon
CallMeIshmael: as a means for explanaiton
CallMeIshmael: for man's origins
CallMeIshmael: yes?
CallMeIshmael: (or a way to appease the weak)
jason_t: sure
CallMeIshmael: there is not one person who existed
CallMeIshmael: that has had
CallMeIshmael: more of an influene
CallMeIshmael: on teh downfall of relgion
CallMeIshmael: than darwion
jason_t: i don't understand your point
CallMeIshmael: i believe darwin to have had more influnce
CallMeIshmael: on the structure of modern sociery
jason_t: (sorry, was watching varitek bat)
CallMeIshmael: ive got it on too
jason_t: 2 run hr!
CallMeIshmael: indeed
jason_t: but newton has had more of an effect on the quality of our lives
jason_t: and our day to day life
CallMeIshmael: i can agree with that
CallMeIshmael: i was more
CallMeIshmael: or my original idea
CallMeIshmael: ws more
CallMeIshmael: that in terms of intelligence
CallMeIshmael: darwin pwns all but shakespeare
jason_t: no, that's [censored] absurd
jason_t: you're embarassing yourself now
CallMeIshmael: taht is SOO youre bias
jason_t: how can you say that shakespeare is more intelligent than
jason_t: archimedes
jason_t: newton
jason_t: gauss
jason_t: euler
jason_t: einstein
jason_t: darwin
jason_t: fenymann
jason_t: russell
CallMeIshmael: you are unfairly biasing yourself
CallMeIshmael: towards mathematicians
CallMeIshmael: shakespeare had an uncanny understanding of the human mind
CallMeIshmael: word play
CallMeIshmael: plot developement
CallMeIshmael: irony
jason_t: keynes
CallMeIshmael: keep naming people, please
jason_t: marx
CallMeIshmael: ewwww
CallMeIshmael: thats a good one
jason_t: these people thought about and solved some of the deepest problems ever and came up with highly unique ideas
jason_t: jeter
CallMeIshmael: triple
jason_t: yeah /images/graemlins/frown.gif
CallMeIshmael: there is a reasin
CallMeIshmael: that there is debate
CallMeIshmael: shakespeare didnt exist
jason_t: Adam Smith
CallMeIshmael: dude
CallMeIshmael: will s
CallMeIshmael: held teh soul of mankind in his hand
jason_t: good friend says: "he should stfu"
CallMeIshmael: you are unfairly biasing yourself against the storytellers of the world
CallMeIshmael: the way
CallMeIshmael: shakespeare could put a work together
CallMeIshmael: was amazing
jason_t: i honestly don't think that it requires as much as intelligence as thinking about difficult problems in math/physics/economics/philosophy
CallMeIshmael: i think that is a very clear bias
CallMeIshmael: imo
CallMeIshmael: im willing to accept
CallMeIshmael: that since i cant
jason_t: dude, [censored] bach is more intelligent than shakespeare
CallMeIshmael: absolutely not true
CallMeIshmael: it is WAYY harder
CallMeIshmael: to compose what shakeasre did
CallMeIshmael: that what bach did
jason_t: omfg
jason_t: he wrotes stories!
jason_t: [censored] stories!
CallMeIshmael: no
CallMeIshmael: well
CallMeIshmael: yes
CallMeIshmael: but
CallMeIshmael: its not like he just wrote stories
jason_t: great, so he sat around, thought about some things that happened in history
jason_t: turned them into stories
jason_t: thought about some things like romance etc. that happen to people
jason_t: and made them into stories
jason_t: big [censored] deal
jason_t: these other people invented things that didn't exist before them!
CallMeIshmael: arod gets hit
CallMeIshmael: and
CallMeIshmael: even he knows
CallMeIshmael: shakepeare was brilliant
jason_t: look, the following equation is true
jason_t: and it's not close
jason_t: principia &gt; hamlet
jason_t: origin of species &gt; hamlet
CallMeIshmael: in terms of ingenuity required?
CallMeIshmael: though
CallMeIshmael: i agee with both
CallMeIshmael: they are close
CallMeIshmael: but
CallMeIshmael: ws did that greatly
CallMeIshmael: multiple times
jason_t: the calculus &gt; iambic [censored] pentameter

[JackWilson]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Oh, sorry to offend those of us who worship young boys. My bad.

[/ QUOTE ]

Also...

are you so retarded as to assume:

I dont want to see pictures of guys who work out sans shirt

to mean:

I am attracted to young boys?


WOW. IF that is you (and I think we all have our doubts) put down the weights because you are so dumb you might forget to breathe.

[/ QUOTE ]

He was referring to me, I believe. From what I posted in the "Your Threesome" thread, he correctly assumed that I like young boys. And by young, I mean 17-20. I just turned 20. I don't see anything shameful or wrong about that.

[tbach24]

[ QUOTE ]
CallMeIshmael: that what bach did

[/ QUOTE ]

I didn't realize that I was accepted as a genius already /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Subfallen]

[ QUOTE ]
Also...

are you so retarded as to assume:

I dont want to see pictures of guys who work out sans shirt

to mean:

I am attracted to young boys?

[/ QUOTE ]

WTF? I replied to JackWilson, who is openly gay and made an entry in the threesome thread that made it clear he likes them young. VERY young. I don't see why you responded to this post. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Edited to add: see, Jack confirmed this just above. Not that I have anything against Jack, that's his prerogative, whatever.

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Also...

are you so retarded as to assume:

I dont want to see pictures of guys who work out sans shirt

to mean:

I am attracted to young boys?

[/ QUOTE ]

WTF? I replied to JackWilson, who is openly gay and made an entry in the threesome thread that made it clear he likes them young. VERY young. I don't see why you responded to this post. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

My bad...

Had it in flat, and didnt see that.

Sorry for the tone /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Subfallen]

No prob.

[KyleC]

david williams the dude that got 2nd at wsop main played mtgo ^_^

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
david williams the dude that got 2nd at wsop main played mtgo ^_^

[/ QUOTE ]

So does Paluka (at a WC level)... that dude who went to the most dominant school in the ivy's

[CallMeImbecile]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
david williams the dude that got 2nd at wsop main played mtgo ^_^

[/ QUOTE ]

So does Paluka (at a WC level)... that dude who went to the most dominant school in the ivy's

[/ QUOTE ]

I thought Paluka went to Cornell. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[radek2166]

Nerd maybe. But Josh has some serious skills when it comes to cards.

One of the best Euchre players I have ever seen. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[KDawgCometh]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Also...

are you so retarded as to assume:

I dont want to see pictures of guys who work out sans shirt

to mean:

I am attracted to young boys?

[/ QUOTE ]

WTF? I replied to JackWilson, who is openly gay and made an entry in the threesome thread that made it clear he likes them young. VERY young. I don't see why you responded to this post. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

My bad...

Had it in flat, and didnt see that.

Sorry for the tone /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[/ QUOTE ]


wow, I've never seen ishmeal get so wound up. pretty funny. keep raggin on the meathead CMI

[KDawgCometh]

[ QUOTE ]
lol, you're a funny little shrimp aren't you?

[/ QUOTE ]

you're an annoying meathead aren't you

[ceskylev]

Hey man,

I've learned two very important things about women in my life:

1) Every woman you meet is looking at and evaluating your shoes.
2) Skinny nerd/artist/scholar &gt; muscled steakhead if you play it right.

Godspeed, good nerd.

[ceskylev]

Flashback!

http://www.peterweircave.com/dps/atlas.jpg

[Skip Brutale]

I play MTG almost every day, I find it is good tilt relief. While tilting I feel like still engaging in some kind of mental competition but I know its detrimental for it to be poker, in magic you are much more active rather than folding for hours and Im really good so I get to experience winning.

I try to hide it from everyone though and if caught I claim its a varation of poker.

Also Magic isnt a derivitave of Dundgeons and dragons. They have very little in common. Dundgeons is a role-playing game, magic is a card game with no role-playing involved.

[scotty34]

After reading the replies, as well as your own comments, I think I had to settle on nerd, based on the limited amount I know about you. Your only defense against being a nerd is that you have a hot girlfriend and are being laid regularly. However, you gave no evidence to support this such as pictures of her and yourself, so we can in no way determine if you actually have a girlfriend, much less her level of hotness. In addition, comments such as

[ QUOTE ]
It is a pretty badass algorithm.

[/ QUOTE ]

serve only to further incriminate you. Not that being a nerd is a bad thing though /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Subfallen]

I don't know why you think the picture is me---it's a competitive powerlifter/sports training consultant who posts a lot on t-mag.com. That guy is awesome in RL though, and gets stunning amounts of female attention.

He would pwn you n00bs.

[sfer]

[ QUOTE ]


2. Defendant plays Dungeons and Dragons by email. Dungeons and Dragons, if the jury perhaps does not know, is a pasttime of the morally corrupt and socially destitute, a fantasy world where sweaty mantits and culturally inept fools inhabit their own D&amp;D characters, while a sicko-sexual perversion of dominance allows the 'dungeon-master' to subject the 'characters' to most any act humanly and inhumanly possible.


[/ QUOTE ]

I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12 sided die...

[JoshuaD]

[ QUOTE ]

I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide.

[/ QUOTE ]


I've got like 3. Damn new versions.

[Phildo]

Orlando Bloom
Justin Timberlake
Brad Pitt
Leonardo di Caprio
Jude Law
Colin Farrell

It's funny how almost every woman alive wouldn't look twice at roid boy up there if they thought they had a shot at one of these guys.

Body building competitions mainly have a male following. Women appreciate a good body, but most don't want body builders.

[JoshuaD]

[ QUOTE ]
Orlando Bloom
Justin Timberlake
Brad Pitt
Leonardo di Caprio
Jude Law
Colin Farrell

It's funny how almost every woman alive wouldn't look twice at roid boy up there if they thought they had a shot at one of these guys.

Body building competitions mainly have a male following. Women appreciate a good body, but most don't want body builders.

[/ QUOTE ]

Those guys spend a ton of time at the gym too. They've all probably got personal trainers. They just don't try to bulk up.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide.

[/ QUOTE ]


I've got like 3. Damn new versions.

[/ QUOTE ]
Damn your nerdy obsessions, not the people who profit off of them.

[Phildo]

Yes I realize that, although some of them only spend time in the gym/with a personal trainer when they're preparing for an upcoming role. Notice I said:
[ QUOTE ]
Women appreciate a good body

[/ QUOTE ]
But the fact remains that most women aren't lusting after Mr. Universe as Subfallen seems to think.

[gorie]

just like guys will only date skinny girls with large breasts, girls only date muscular guys with large penises. sorry these are the facts!! did i mention the muscular guys with large penises must be artists or musicians too ? sucks for those of you who are left out HAHAH.

oh wait.

[Stellastarr]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]


2. Defendant plays Dungeons and Dragons by email. Dungeons and Dragons, if the jury perhaps does not know, is a pasttime of the morally corrupt and socially destitute, a fantasy world where sweaty mantits and culturally inept fools inhabit their own D&amp;D characters, while a sicko-sexual perversion of dominance allows the 'dungeon-master' to subject the 'characters' to most any act humanly and inhumanly possible.


[/ QUOTE ]

I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12 sided die...

[/ QUOTE ]

Weezer?