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rmarotti
05-27-2005, 03:15 AM
Seriously. Try it and tell me you can think of something.

Skip Brutale
05-27-2005, 03:15 AM
Coors light is just the worst beer ever. Somehow even keystone is better, even though its cheap coors.

Phoenix1010
05-27-2005, 03:16 AM
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Coors light is just the worst beer ever. Somehow even keystone is better, even though its cheap coors.

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I agree with this completely. I don;t kneow why anyone would drink coors.

Ianco15
05-27-2005, 03:17 AM
Beer from the keg the morning after.

PoBoy321
05-27-2005, 03:17 AM
Cold piss.

rmarotti
05-27-2005, 03:17 AM
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Beer from the keg the morning after.

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Completely beer dependent.

rmarotti
05-27-2005, 03:18 AM
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Cold piss.

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Completely pisser dependent.

rmarotti
05-27-2005, 03:18 AM
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I don;t kneow why anyone would drink coors.

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Being an alcoholic in NYC and trying not to go broke.

Phoenix1010
05-27-2005, 03:19 AM
miller owns coros and bud

ripdog
05-27-2005, 03:19 AM
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Beer from the keg the morning after.

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Seconded. Sucking up a huge mouthful of old bong water is better than morning after keg beer.

Skip Brutale
05-27-2005, 03:20 AM
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Coors light is just the worst beer ever. Somehow even keystone is better, even though its cheap coors.

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I agree with this completely. I don;t kneow why anyone would drink coors.

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My manager I had at a job a couple months back (before I got drunk too often to come to work) was a real moron that thought coors light was the best beer you could get. He detested Heineken, etc. And when Aspen Light came in he was excited because it "tastes like coors, only lighter". Good lord man what a pussy. Obviously I have to be drunk to deal with people like this.

Ianco15
05-27-2005, 03:22 AM
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Beer from the keg the morning after.

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Completely beer dependent.

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In my experience no matter what beer it is, after sitting in a tapped keg all night and becoming warm and flat, it is the worst beverage on earth. The only reason you drink it is so that you don't waste beer, but I really don't think it is worth any price. Plus you are usually drinking said beer at a time you really do not want to be drinking alcohol.

rmarotti
05-27-2005, 03:24 AM
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you are usually drinking said beer at a time you really do not want to be drinking alcohol.

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We must have different watches. I've never seen that time.

Skip Brutale
05-27-2005, 03:25 AM
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I don;t kneow why anyone would drink coors.

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Being an alcoholic in NYC and trying not to go broke.

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Why not just drink pabst blue ribbon its way cheaper and better.

Matty
05-27-2005, 03:25 AM
http://www.smccarthy.com/images/didhe.jpg

rmarotti
05-27-2005, 03:26 AM
True. Coors was on sale though, making it cheaper than PBR for the time being.

Justin A
05-27-2005, 03:49 AM
Warm Coors Original?

mmbt0ne
05-27-2005, 03:52 AM
Sobriety?

rmarotti
05-27-2005, 03:54 AM
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Sobriety?

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Possibly the correct answer.

Along those lines: I had a 30 pack in the fridge and I thought I had drank the last one and also thought "wow, that was quick" until i realized they have a cardboad separator in the middle of the case which makes it look empty if you are drunk and poor at perceiving depth. 15 more to go. W00t!

deacsoft
05-27-2005, 03:54 AM
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Sucking up a huge mouthful of old bong water is better than morning after keg beer.

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Bullsh@t!

Gin 'n Tonic
05-27-2005, 04:57 AM
Worked in supermarket in my youth, guy brings back a Party 7 (a cheap giant can of beer with, I think, 7 pints in it) and complains that it “tasted funny”. The can just had two holes punched in the top for pouring and was mostly empty.

We thought that he was sh*tting us, trying to get some free beer, so we took the can out back and opened it up with a tin opener.

The guy got his refund. Although personally, I would have thought that the ˝ a snake that we found at the bottom might have improved the flavour.

somethingstupid
05-27-2005, 05:29 AM
Not having beer.

wacki
05-27-2005, 05:42 AM
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Not having beer.

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We had a saying in highschool: "If you can't drink warm beer, you shouldn't be drinking at all."

treeofwisdom7
05-27-2005, 05:56 AM
i dont think coors is that bad

WillMagic
05-27-2005, 06:19 AM
Warm, flat Coors Light.

It tastes like syrup.

Will

RYL
05-27-2005, 06:24 AM
Warm beer is the worst crap ever.

ddollevoet
05-27-2005, 08:50 AM
Warm Old Milwaukee Light.

Dominic
05-27-2005, 12:08 PM
anyone who drinks Coors Light doesn't like beer.

the name itself is a contradiction in terms. Coors is already watered down Rocky Mountain Goat piiss, why make it even more watered down?

Eurotrash
05-27-2005, 12:11 PM
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Coors is already watered down Rocky Mountain Goat piiss

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You can really taste the goat!