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theredpill5
05-27-2005, 01:44 AM
I do. Anyone else ?

BreakfastBurrito
05-27-2005, 01:55 AM
do you mean you turn down actual guaranteed or close to guaranteed sex in order to play or you just play poker instead of pussy hunting?

PoBoy321
05-27-2005, 01:56 AM
Red-blooded, heterosexual American males.

Duke
05-27-2005, 01:56 AM
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I do. Anyone else ?

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I don't go out looking to get laid. If I happen to be in the same state as my girlfriend, I will likely play little or no poker.

~D

PokerFink
05-27-2005, 01:58 AM
At school, never. I'm always out.

At home, all the time.

TimM
05-27-2005, 02:06 AM
I didn't know I had a choice. /images/graemlins/mad.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Jakesta
05-27-2005, 02:08 AM
I would have to be insane to turn down sex from my girlfriend to play poker instead.

diddle
05-27-2005, 02:10 AM
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I would have to be insane to turn down sex from my girlfriend to play poker instead.

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I rarely turn down insane sex from your girlfriend to play poker instead.

theredpill5
05-27-2005, 02:17 AM
I don't go looking either. I used to then ummm....I got pushed by a chick I tried to dance with at a club and I never went back.

The Stranger
05-27-2005, 02:21 AM
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I didn't know I had a choice. /images/graemlins/mad.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Jakesta
05-27-2005, 02:43 AM
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I would have to be insane to turn down sex from my girlfriend to play poker instead.

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I rarely turn down insane sex from your girlfriend to play poker instead.

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/images/graemlins/ooo.gif Yeah right.

CardSharpCook
05-27-2005, 02:48 AM
Are we talking tourneys with overlay? or just cash games?

Talk2BigSteve
05-27-2005, 02:51 AM
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do you mean you turn down actual guaranteed or close to guaranteed sex in order to play or you just play poker instead of pussy hunting?

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Yeah, I will have to go with poker on this one too.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Jakesta
05-27-2005, 02:54 AM
Ok Steve, let me rephrase the question for you:

do you mean you turn down actual guaranteed or close to guaranteed sex in order to play or you just play poker instead of cock hunting?

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PoBoy321
05-27-2005, 02:57 AM
Alright. You're gay. We got it.

DBowling
05-27-2005, 03:00 AM
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Alright. You're gay. We got it.

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What? Bigsteve is gay?

Skip Brutale
05-27-2005, 03:01 AM
I spend my nights trying to get laid. Going to shows, drinking too much, getting [censored] over by bitches.

Talk2BigSteve
05-27-2005, 03:07 AM
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Ok Steve, let me rephrase the question for you:

do you mean you turn down actual guaranteed or close to guaranteed sex in order to play or you just play poker instead of cock hunting?

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Well since I am dating now I gues Poker still wins, but if I am single it is cock hunting, but in Meridian, Mississippi it is slim picking on cock hunting, but I can do both, 1 screen of 4 tabling Party, and 1 screen of Yahoo messenger, AIM, and Gay.com chat.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Chairman Wood
05-27-2005, 03:09 AM
Did both, tonight is good.

kyro
05-27-2005, 08:13 AM
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At school, never. I'm always out.

At home, all the time.

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That was the same for me too. That's because State College is a kickass place to be on Friday and Saturday nights /images/graemlins/grin.gif

moondogg
05-27-2005, 08:17 AM
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I don't go out looking to get laid. If I happen to be in the same state as my girlfriend, I will likely play little or no poker.

~D

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Ditto.

However, both is good too. Nothing beats some drunken "I won a shitload of money" sex.

ddollevoet
05-27-2005, 08:37 AM
I do, but I've been married 9 years.

tek
05-27-2005, 09:28 AM
Two words for guys with wives or GF's:

Morning sex /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Two more:

night poker /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

jnalpak
05-27-2005, 10:28 AM
i think the move is to go out hunting or get your piece and then play cards from 1-3am....works for me and she never knows....

meep_42
05-27-2005, 10:50 AM
I do both.

-d

Chobohoya
05-27-2005, 10:51 AM
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i think the move is to go out hunting or get your piece and then play cards from 1-3am....works for me and she never knows....

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Do you normally go hunting at 1-3AM?

MD2020
05-27-2005, 11:39 AM
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I don't go out looking to get laid. If I happen to be in the same state as my girlfriend, I will likely play little or no poker.

~D

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Ditto.

However, both is good too. Nothing beats some drunken "I won a shitload of money" sex.

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Your statement seems to be contradictory. If I'm drunk, I play poorly, and thus lose money. So it would be tough to have your type of sex.

Please advise.

poker-penguin
05-27-2005, 12:00 PM
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Alright. You're gay. We got it.

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Yes but Big Steve's running joke of adding "I'm gay" comments and corrections to any thread he can is one of the better gimmicks OOT has at the moment.

Sponger15SB
05-27-2005, 12:03 PM
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I do. Anyone else ?

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That is good. You'll be saving tons of money by not playing poker.

dcasper70
05-27-2005, 02:01 PM
Every
Married
Guy

All you young college punks, enjoy the poon (and everything else for that matter) while you can.
NEVER, EVER, EVER take it for granted.

It all ends,
and you won't even notice....
nor will you care...

moondogg
05-27-2005, 03:18 PM
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I don't go out looking to get laid. If I happen to be in the same state as my girlfriend, I will likely play little or no poker.

~D

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Ditto.

However, both is good too. Nothing beats some drunken "I won a shitload of money" sex.

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Your statement seems to be contradictory. If I'm drunk, I play poorly, and thus lose money. So it would be tough to have your type of sex.

Please advise.

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Buy fancy booze/jewerly/dinner with poker money. Make sure you both get drunk.

Then again, you don't drink enough, and your girl thinks me and my GF and family and friends are all raging alchoholics, so this plan may not work for you. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Benal
05-27-2005, 03:36 PM
What does Friday or Saturday have to do with anything when I can get laid any day of the week? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

emil3000
05-27-2005, 04:09 PM
I study frickin neoplasia on friday night (now is friday night in sweden). I am jealous at redpill and all the other poker playing dorks.