I am starting my own OOT Jedi Council

[pshreck]

Nominate other posters to join me.

I am the Yoda, though.

[poker-penguin]

this thread is hitlerific.

(also, I think the flavour of the day might be a little overdone now, I think everyone has ripped on Buster enough).

[pshreck]

I am entirely serious.

You future is clouded, you cannot join.

[KungFuSandwich]

Can I be Captain Kirk

[pshreck]

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Can I be Captain Kirk

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You're in.

[Popinjay]

If I join I will be granted the rank of master, yes?

[pshreck]

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If I join I will be granted the rank of master, yes?

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Yes, Anakin was the only Jedi in history to be on the council without this rank, due to him being a whiny bitch.

[tbach24]

Wait, what is the purpose of the Jedi Council?

[cnfuzzd]

i think my chances of getting nominated were substantially higher yesterday than today.

peace

john nickle

[Pocket Trips]

I wanna be Mace windu... But I ain't goin out like no bitch!

[Ianco15]

I wanna be Samuel L Jackson.

[WillMagic]

Dude...you are one crappy Yoda.

How hard is it to figure out:

Entirely serious, I am.

Clouded your future is, join you cannot.

Will

[KungFuSandwich]

A Summary of Recent Events


Buster: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.
John Nickle: You said it right!
Buster: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.
JN: Man, you hear what he's sayin'?
Buster: Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.
JN: *We're* the Moon!
Buster: But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon.
JN: Point is, we're at the center, not you!
Jake: No, the real point is I don't give a damn. (slams door, sticks it in her pooper)
Buster: Is your ego satisfied?
JN: Damn no!

[TStoneMBD]

ill be this guy

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/12/24/jedi.jpg

[pshreck]

You're in.

[ZeeJustin]

I am just a young Padawan right now, but with proper training, I will one day join the council.

[radek2166]

Can I be Elvis? Hes from outter space. They said so in Men in Black!!!

[fluxrad]

Can I be the red-shirt that dies in the first episode?

[pshreck]

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I am just a young Padawan right now, but with proper training, I will one day join the council.

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Obi-Wan will train you. He just had an apprentice spot open up.

[pshreck]

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Wait, what is the purpose of the Jedi Council?

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To protect the republic that is OOT, especially from any imperial take-over.

[radek2166]

Upon further review. I have a question. Is this going to be like Bustersbrowns council? You know the kind where we all pull out our lightsabers and see whos is the biggest. Maybe even Hit them aggainst each other a few times.

If so I will have to remove my name. Being that mine is not very big and, the fact that I gave that up in 3rd grade.

[pshreck]

Already turning to the dark side? I knew you were too old to join.

[2+2 wannabe]

can i join the illustrious jedi council, please?

we can use my rumpus room as a lair

[radek2166]

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I am entirely serious.

You future is clouded, you cannot join.

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NH Sir

[M2d]

I want to be a padawan and train under her
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/aaylasecura/img/movie_sm.jpg
or over her, or behind her, or all three in a hour's time

[tbach24]

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Wait, what is the purpose of the Jedi Council?

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To protect the republic that is OOT, especially from any imperial take-over.

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Okay, then I'd like to be a padwan (sp?). Oooh, I /images/graemlins/heart.gif Star Wars.

[Thythe]

In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor. The Senate will decide your fate.

[Dead]

I would like to join this lame council, but I know that you will say no, so I won't bother. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[pshreck]

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I want to be a padawan and train under her
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/aaylasecura/img/movie_sm.jpg
or over her, or behind her, or all three in a hour's time

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A Jedi does not have feelings such as this.

However your idea intrigues me... you may join, investigate sex and how the force may be used to manipulate the size of your "saber".

[pshreck]

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I would like to join this lame council, but I know that you will say no, so I won't bother. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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You may join, as the councils first member of the dark side.

I dub thee....

Darth YankeeCuse

[radek2166]

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I would like to join this lame council, but I know that you will say no, so I won't bother. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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You my son. Need to work on selfesteem. Yes I need to work on spelling /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Dead]

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I would like to join this lame council, but I know that you will say no, so I won't bother. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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You may join, as the councils first member of the dark side.

I dub thee....

Darth YankeeCuse

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I'd prefer to be called Darth Mussina. It just sounds cooler.

Being on the Dark Side means that I have some pretty cool powers. I have Rage, Injure/Kill, Force Lightning, Mind Control, Drain Life Essence. I also have a wicked knuckle-curve. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[fluxrad]

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Being on the Dark Side means that I have some pretty cool powers. I have Rage, Injure/Kill, Force Lightning, Mind Control, Drain Life Essence. I also have a wicked knuckle-curve.

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And +14 defense against getting laid, aparently.

[Dead]

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Being on the Dark Side means that I have some pretty cool powers. I have Rage, Injure/Kill, Force Lightning, Mind Control, Drain Life Essence. I also have a wicked knuckle-curve.

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And +14 defense against getting laid, aparently.

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Why do you think I haven't been keeping up my usual 60 posts per day, and have dropped to about 10?

Bangin bitches, baby!

[pshreck]

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Being on the Dark Side means that I have some pretty cool powers. I have Rage, Injure/Kill, Force Lightning, Mind Control, Drain Life Essence. I also have a wicked knuckle-curve.

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And +14 defense against getting laid, aparently.

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Why do you think I haven't been keeping up my usual 60 posts per day, and have dropped to about 10?

Bangin bitches, baby!

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A red flesh-saber indicates herpes as well as other diseases.

[Stuey]

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i think my chances of getting nominated were substantially higher yesterday than today

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Is he in?
He's probably the only one who has truly felt the pull of the darkside! And that was long before today. He just needs to learn to resist. I want in if he's in and I can be a ewok. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Dead]

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Being on the Dark Side means that I have some pretty cool powers. I have Rage, Injure/Kill, Force Lightning, Mind Control, Drain Life Essence. I also have a wicked knuckle-curve.

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And +14 defense against getting laid, aparently.

[/ QUOTE ]

Why do you think I haven't been keeping up my usual 60 posts per day, and have dropped to about 10?

Bangin bitches, baby!

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A red flesh-saber indicates herpes as well as other diseases.

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No it was actually hepatitis that she gave me. A different H std.

[fluxrad]

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Why do you think I haven't been keeping up my usual 60 posts per day, and have dropped to about 10?

Bangin bitches, baby!

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If by "Bangin bitches" you mean "fapping repeatedly to out-of-focus pics of Miss Übermuff 1976" then yes, I would agree you've been bangin' all kinds of bitches.

[pshreck]

Ok you can be the first ewok Jedi.

And John Nickle is in, although his past is clouded.

[Pocket Trips]

btw tbach i like the new avatar.. but who is it?

[tbach24]

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btw tbach i like the new avatar.. but who is it?

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Natalie Portman, my new pick for most gorgeous woman ever.

[pshreck]

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btw tbach i like the new avatar.. but who is it?

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Natalie Portman, my new pick for most gorgeous woman ever.

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You are in luck, she is the in house Jedi slut, available for jedi gang bang.

[tbach24]

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btw tbach i like the new avatar.. but who is it?

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Natalie Portman, my new pick for most gorgeous woman ever.

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You are in luck, she is the in house Jedi slut, available for jedi gang bang.

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Does this mean I'm accepted as a padawan?

[pshreck]

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btw tbach i like the new avatar.. but who is it?

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Natalie Portman, my new pick for most gorgeous woman ever.

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You are in luck, she is the in house Jedi slut, available for jedi gang bang.

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Does this mean I'm accepted as a padawan?

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Yes, but your first assignment is to play the 'catchers mitt' for all 'sexually confused' jedi.

[Voltron87]

omg omg omg can i plzz kno the clubhouse password?

[cnfuzzd]

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Ok you can be the first ewok Jedi.

And John Nickle is in, although his past is clouded.

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you understand this means that im going to end up killing a bunch of kids and assasinating you, right?

peace

john nickle

[pshreck]

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omg omg omg can i plzz kno the clubhouse password?

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It is a fart with a stench only a jedi can create.

[Chairman Wood]

The other group (Buster's) is just BS. Crowded with the dark side they are. I do want part of this one. Actually shoot Jedi's wouldn't desire such things. I mean if the council desires I would go.

[pshreck]

Ok you are a Jedi, you have a huge forehead and white hair.

[pshreck]

Ok, I am going out on a Jedi mission the movie theater.

Whoever I assigned as a Padawan or to the council may take over for the night, but be wise in who you allow to join.

If you see anything involving clouds in their past or future, be wary.

[Chairman Wood]

Master yoda
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Hair of white and big forehead you have. Jedi you now are.

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FYP

[Stuey]

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Ok you can be the first ewok Jedi.

And John Nickle is in, although his past is clouded.


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you understand this means that im going to end up killing a bunch of kids and assasinating you, right?


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Could you use them big words and get pokerjo to post some pics with her hair up in buns on the side before the killing?

[mostsmooth]

i want to be either a 6ft jawa, or han solo. you decide.
and i want to be a jedi, is all of this possible?

[tbach24]

http://www.borked.us/pics/no_entry.jpg

[fluxrad]

http://www.thestarwarsgalaxy.com/ackbar.jpg

Who's Ackbar?

[Chairman Wood]

THis jedi concurs

[vulturesrow]

I fly airplanes, can I be on the Council? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Alobar]

can I be rick james bitch!?

[manpower]

http://www.stohl.de/stuff/swk/starwars.jpg
Can I be Lord Ghyslain?

[The Stranger]

can I be ALF?

[pokerjo22]

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Could you use them big words and get pokerjo to post some pics with her hair up in buns on the side before the killing?

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If I can be Princess Leia you have yourself a deal.

[ttleistdci]

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I would like to join this lame council, but I know that you will say no, so I won't bother. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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You may join, as the councils first member of the dark side.

I dub thee....

Darth YankeeCuse

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I'd prefer to be called Darth Mussina. It just sounds cooler.


[/ QUOTE ]

Must you ruin EVER thread?

[cnfuzzd]

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Could you use them big words and get pokerjo to post some pics with her hair up in buns on the side before the killing?

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If I can be Princess Leia you have yourself a deal.

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if not, i will ruin this council with my anger...

just consider it done. i have connections. You are totally leia. Lets see those pics...

peace

john nickle

[Justin A]

Can I get in as Han Solo?

[pshreck]

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Could you use them big words and get pokerjo to post some pics with her hair up in buns on the side before the killing?

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If I can be Princess Leia you have yourself a deal.

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Yes, you are most definetly princess Leia.

Ill give you a pink lightsaber too.

[whiskeytown]

I'm going to be your Sith then -

at last we will have our revenge vs. the Jedi

RB

[Stuey]

Did I just hear that Princess Leia will be arriving soon?


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Stuey2plus2/wicket.gif

/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Dude...you are one crappy Yoda.

How hard is it to figure out:

Entirely serious, I am.

Clouded your future is, join you cannot.


Yea. You have to talk like an old Jewish man.

[jakethebake]

I'm ready. Just give me a second to fill my fluorescent bulb with petrol.

[Bulldog]

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Wait, what is the purpose of the Jedi Council?

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To protect the republic that is OOT, especially from any imperial take-over.

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In that case...

Meesa and mee peoples wanna joina yousa!

[The Stranger]

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can I be ALF?

[/ QUOTE ] http://www.theforce.net/humor/newspics/tb-alf_fire_hydrant.jpg